r/whatdoIdo • u/tall_kid_yo • 13h ago

Watched porn while connected to speaker

Just what the title says. To make it worse, I live in a hostel on the second floor of a somewhat busy restaurant. Finally got my room to myself, wanted to enjoy it and noticed I wasn’t hearing anything coming from my phone. I turned the volume up so loud that I could hear it in my room from the first floor. Everyone started laughing. I don’t know what to do and I have to be downstairs in front of everyone in 30 minutes. I’m so insanely embarrassed and a horrible liar. WHAT DO I DO 😭

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u/Other_Programmer5239 13h ago

Keep playing random things over the Bluetooth, car race then switch over to a horror movie, then something else randomly, do it several times. Make them think you screwing g with them. Lmao

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u/Somthingsomthingsmo 11h ago

Hold on thats actually good advice

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u/Slashredd1t 5h ago

Clever as f

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u/cascadefrostyboy4lif 13h ago

lol this is great.

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u/godsworstgirl 13h ago

This is hysterical, you can def play this off like a prank on them. You’re going to be okay

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u/Sensitive_Beach_216 13h ago

Own it bro. Challenge them

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u/estella_afterdark 13h ago

Just own it loud and proud 😜

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u/sure65 13h ago

Ask everyone if they enjoyed it

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u/Ok_Consideration2412 12h ago

Say it was a prank

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u/CuriousWood89 13h ago

Learn to check Bluetooth before ya spank. I once was watching porn and my gf was in the shower she turned on her speaker 🔊 to BLARING ASS CHEEK CLAPPING anyway we laughed about it

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u/moving_picture77 12h ago

Stare them in the eye and establish dominance.

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u/BugzieCheddar 12h ago

Say it was a joke! Laugh ab it!

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u/Due_Adeptness_1964 12h ago

In high school we were traveling to Italy for a school trip and I bought a German Playboy on a layover, and I used that when I got to the hotel room. Unfortunately, I was sharing the room with three other guys, so when they walked in, they saw me passed out with a Playboy open on my bed. Needless to say, no one ever forgot about it.

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u/Chris___M 13h ago

Lol sorry dude. I’m laughing cause I fear this. For example I take a walk with airbuds and when I get home If I left my BT speaker on my phone will automatically connect. So if someone is at my house (like daughters) and I’m having a hot convo, well. Go down and laugh it off (well not literally).

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u/limitedtampa 13h ago

Go down there and be like “did you guys hear that as well?” But man, if you even smirk your as done as burnt chicken nuggets.

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u/BlubsTheSpaceWhale 12h ago

this will unironically get you laid

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u/moistCl1tiKaL 12h ago

Own it and say it was a joke. Then do it again later

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u/KeyJeyK 12h ago

If they ask you about it, tell them what you watched in detail. Make them more uncomfortable than you are currently

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 9h ago

I mean the volume on your Phone wasnt enough you need to hear it surround sound?

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u/SilverBalls83 8h ago

So what did you do

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u/Slashredd1t 5h ago

I apologize but very funny , nothing speaks louder than what you were doing at the time like a well placed gauntlet being thrown down

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u/BrandoMonium-11 4h ago

Just pretend it was a joke

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u/ZTShovelHead 13h ago

Pretend you have a woman in there, play it off, and always turn off your bluetooth