When I accepted the call. There was nothing but complete silence from the other end.

Featuring this specific nostalgia video I made a while ago as an overlay

so before I exactly woke up from bed, I saw this image or similar like it flash in my head, i don’t know why, i don’t even play any of his games

The details are hazy but the jist of it is just me sitting, resting on the con along with my friends and cosplayers on a Con

After some convo my friend told me the guy next to him is bothering him, sure enough it's the toxic one in the community and he's wearing the funny mustached fuhrer; Hitler

And sure enough said Hitler cosplay full on hug and squeezed me like a damn pet

I Don't wanna dwell on this nightmare too long, I just hope my absurd dreams brought joy to people

Credit: Carolline Monaco for the illustration

In þe dream, I was viewing a page of þe element off of BreezeWiki for no reason instead of on Wikipedia like a normal civilian. Yes, þe spelling of wehpohnium is exactly how it was in þe dream.

BTW wehpohnium is pronounced as /weɪˈpəʊniəm/ for þose of you who wanna know

So WW3 happened between 2014 and 2017 but most people’s lives weren’t affected by it and it wasn’t that historically significant. Also, nobody brought it up anymore and even forgot it happened and I remember finding that really strange.

The method was you would swallow an egg but let it intentionally get stuck in your throat, then push it down with your fingers. I don't really know why it was trending, I think the idea was that it was somehow faster than swallowing it normally or perhaps safer??

Had this dream a few years back when I still had Twitter.
I remember opening Twitter in the dream and seeing a fresh new controversy in the art community over drawing "breast lines", which was literally just drawing a curved line to represent the other boob when drawing breasts at a side angle.
The image up top is basically what they were getting pissed about.

Edit: guys i know the breast line is too far out stop complaining abt it. I drew this in 30 seconds in MS paint it's not supposed to be perfectly anatomically accurate

Somehow I still feel like it makes sense

I was in a restaurant and the Spicy White-Cups were growing on vines along the walls. People were picking them off and peeling back the flower-like petals to drink the spicy liquid.