r/shittyaskscience • u/brockm92 • 8h ago
If I traveled to a parallel universe and gave a hand job to the parallel me, would that make me homosexual?
Wouldn't it technically be masterbation?
r/shittyaskscience • u/brockm92 • 8h ago
Wouldn't it technically be masterbation?
r/shittyaskscience • u/zelextron • 22h ago
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r/shittyaskscience • u/Optimal_Ad_7910 • 1d ago
Out of all the letters in the English alphabet, only "W" has more than one syllable, having three.
This leads the absurd situation where it is quicker to say "World Wide Web" (3 syllables) than "WWW" (9 syllables).
It appears that "W" is anti-science and is purposely slowing down progress in technology.
I propose changing "double-U" to "wuh" or something similar. Then we could say "wuh wuh wuh" instead of "double-U double-U double-U".
r/shittyaskscience • u/VeterinarianWarm323 • 1d ago
I think this worked at least once.
r/shittyaskscience • u/sykobanana • 1d ago
And if someone was to have an accident with Mr McQueen, could they be charged with manslaughter?
Is there any science rules that one could use to help in this case (asking for a friend)?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Soda_Straktid • 1d ago
I’m talkin time saved AND calories saved per year/decade/millennia
r/shittyaskscience • u/pangea1430 • 1d ago
What did the geese even do to be chased?
r/shittyaskscience • u/JulianaFire_ • 1d ago
Hoy estoy pensando mucho en por qué seguimos anhelando un aparato ineficiente energéticamente solo porque sale en las películas, ignorando las leyes termodinámicas y de la gravedad.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Betacharliedelta234 • 1d ago
I heard that temperature is just a measure of speed of the atoms in an object. So if I make a car go faster, the atoms move faster. Shouldn’t that make the car get hotter? Is that why the engine gets hot?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Sillybugger126 • 1d ago
Just trying to cut down on bills.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tenten4846g • 2d ago
In the series Your Lie in April, does the piano sound better in the anime or in the manga? Any opinions on this?
r/shittyaskscience • u/SlimSyko • 2d ago
When they could just watch a 10 min Youtube video and become an expert?
r/shittyaskscience • u/ajping • 2d ago
I have learned that the brain runs on electricity. I was thinking that adding more electricity to my body would make me smarter. But whenever I plug myself into the wall socket I suddenly wake up a few steps away. Sometimes I am on fire. How can I use electrical power to speed up my brain?
r/shittyaskscience • u/tabbarrett • 2d ago
Why do eyes and noses get boogers and ears get wax? Aren’t they all technically a boogers?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Initial-Anything333 • 3d ago
When my cat scratches me the cut will itch forever and won't heal right. Surely this is because of poison coating the claw, there's no other plausible explanation
r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • 3d ago
I think we could take a countable infinity of mathematicians and win.
r/shittyaskscience • u/johnnybiggles • 3d ago
Need meats as soon as possible. I'm getting really hungry. A friend is trying to grow hot dogs without much luck. I have a nice patch in the garden reserved for something new. I figure ground beef is the best kind of meat to start with since it's so versatile, and comes from the ground, right? Anyone have any good tips? Where can I buy seeds? Or is it bulbs, roots or something else?
r/shittyaskscience • u/johnnybiggles • 3d ago
We eat baby spinach and fully grown spinach, obviously, but what becomes of adolescent spinach? (Or senior spinach, for that matter?) Is it used for science experiments? Is it wild and mostly untamable, so they have trouble picking it or something? Why are they so secret about this?
r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • 3d ago
I mean most lay people don't have a position in ontology or epistemology. In fact it takes a lot of study in philosophy to be spectacularly wrong about it. The more expertise you have in philosophy the less likely you are to be right in any philosophical inquiry. Am I wrong?, Has anybody ever Talked more confidently about the properties of zombies than a philosophy professor who wouldn't know a blowfish from finch?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • 4d ago
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r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • 3d ago
And why people all over the Internet try to solve them for him instead of just tell him to get a therapist?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Separate_Project5898 • 3d ago
What if, the unstoppable force hits an immovable object and the unstoppable force destroys a part of the immovable object but the base never moved (immovable≠indestructible)?
r/shittyaskscience • u/GoWest1223 • 3d ago
We agreed in the comment section of the news subreddit in regard to cats overtaking the government. I think we had a lot in common.
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r/shittyaskscience • u/Thick-Ebb-3437 • 3d ago
Why aren’t we disgusted