r/programmingcirclejerk • u/nvoa457 • 1h ago
I don't understand this whole idiotic concept of "don't use AI for X". Here's a new rule just for you: don't use compilers for any of your kernel submissions.
lore.kernel.org
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/CryDense1338 • 20h ago
Bacon – an ad network that pays developers while their Claude works
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/BenchEmbarrassed7316 • 23h ago
The language itself is solid. The ecosystem is incredibly rich. Tooling has seen significant growth in the past decade. The Foundation ensures sustainable development. PHP's biggest problem is none of the above. It's marketing.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Abs0luteKino • 1d ago
This is not AX (agent experience) friendly (and for some humans here too). There is no "why" or "when" to use it in the documentation. We humans need to figure out why this is needed at what occassion to AIs.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 1d ago
FulcrumSec could possibly moonlight as database consultants given they managed to setup a large fault-tolerant replication feed without falling over for a month
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Impossible_Club_4719 • 1d ago
I'm the general to my agentic army now
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/jlinkels • 1d ago
Don't use scientific for calculations, it can segfault and run out of memory.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 2d ago
I don't think rust is the future anymore...I think a newer language, having the boreness of go, the compile speed and maybe comp time of zig and safety of rust will emerge, maybe with lisp syntax.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 2d ago
Guess it's time to rewrite PHP in Rust
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 4d ago
Took me a while to get used to sealed and I didn't quite see the use. But AI seems to love it for Java so I gave it a go and now I get it.
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 5d ago
const vs constexpr vs consteval vs constinit in C++20
cppstories.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 5d ago
Someone was giving away stickers reading “Somebody Should Do Something” at the WG21 C++ Standardization meeting held in Wrocław last week
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 6d ago
"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."
xxcancel.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 6d ago
The best UNIX environment size for one machine is not the best for the other.
dl.acm.org
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 6d ago
Objective-Smalltalk is the first general purpose programming language.
objective.st
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 6d ago
Ubuntu avoids some of the issues faced by other distributions by vendoring 389 cargo crates in the rust-coreutils package
lwn.net
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 6d ago
And, he noted, the total doesn't add up to 79; LLMs are not always good at basic math.
lwn.net
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Erelde • 7d ago
I can't deny I felt a mixture of fear and arousal when I saw that
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/JoeVibin • 9d ago
Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look. This first release is light on features.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/oilaba • 9d ago
"The article opens with lambda cubes, which sound like some type of sheep meat to me. Then it goes on to discuss λΠ2 systems, and as I don't speak alien I skipped that section. Then I read about the calculus of inductive constructions, which incidentally seems to have little to do with calculus..."
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 9d ago
Supermarket managers got hacked today. Maybe they should take that as a hint to listen to others.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/TJuKj7WofKLzBZjt7w9t • 10d ago
The implementation of this ideal in rustc can have flaws, but Rust itself cannot, because Rust itself has no flaws by definition.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • 10d ago
Breaking News: Gaping hole found in Rust
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