r/Buttcoin • • Mar 27 '24

Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 2d ago

Why aren't I rich yet? I've been dumping real money in for OVER TWO FULL YEARS!!!!

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156 Upvotes

I mean, doesn't everyone expect to be rich after dumping in your rent money over two full years? (Not part years, FULL years!)


r/Buttcoin • • 5h ago

Notorious crypto cult leader Richard Heart (HEX), was caught with his pants down (literally) during arrest 😂

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78 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 10h ago

FREEEEEEEDOM!! Truth is freedom, and I cannot handle that fact =(.

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54 Upvotes

(note to mods - only name exposed is my own)


r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

Looking at these comments in r-bitcoin today, it doesn't look like much has changed in 4 years.

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r/Buttcoin • • 22h ago

What the fuck is "grokvortex?" Why hasn't it been sued into oblivion?

18 Upvotes

Apparently there's a huge issue with bots spamming this on YouTube. The (two) websites are claiming to sell a crypto for AI agents, having raised "$200 million" so far. Apparently they have some voodoo black magic that "guarantees" a launch price that cannot dip below $2/coin (double the pre-listing price).

They're seemingly unaffiliated with xAI, so how are they getting away with using the Grok name and logo? Is Musk secretly taking a cut in exchange for not wiping them off the face of the internet with lawyers?

What the FUCK is going on?!?!


EDIT: Wow, a few hours after making this post, Google is now showing an AI scam warning above the search results linked back to this post. I understand the downvotes, but at least some good came of discussing here.


r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

Over $600 Million in Polymarket Election Trades Took Place After Races Ended: Blockchain based gambling platform used for wash trading? Whodathunkit?

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r/Buttcoin • • 2d ago

Few understand "the unlimited power of Bitcoin". Don't be "on the wrong side of physics and thermodynamics". 😆

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66 Upvotes

Cryptobros really are too much.


r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

Few understand

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171 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "There's 3 Types of Money" (only the clown one actually works though)

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101 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 2d ago

how is it scarce

12 Upvotes

there are infinite decimal places in a number


r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

Criminals stole $90mn of crypto by hiding password readers in USB-like devices

81 Upvotes

Buttcoiners seem to be targeted by people much cleverer than they are. This is quite extraordinary...

"Ledger said theft from its secure wallets was ‘one of the most sophisticated attacks’ the industry has seen"

https://www.ft.com/content/70f69253-6017-4259-95c9-48bf0e088b40?syn-25a6b1a6=1


r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

MISLEADING/INACCURATE A rogue OpenAI agent robbed a crypto wallet to obtain funds to carry out a task

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AI robbing crypto wallets - just a matter of time


r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

OpenAI Says Research Model Raided Developer Wallet on Ethereum Testnet

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A test run before the real heist


r/Buttcoin • • 2d ago

state of current stock market

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r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

NYT Hoaxed by Crypto Bros, Adam Back & Samson Mow Unravel: Bloomberg Exposes!

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r/Buttcoin • • 4d ago

#WLB Few Understand

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84 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

Adam Back's Blockstream Borrows Billions, Hides CIO Chris Cook's Fraud Conviction. NYT Cheerleads while BSTR lists. Why?

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r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

Cryptobros truly are some of the worst excuses for human beings

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182 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV "It'S eNgLaNd'S fAuLt!"

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206 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

Hex Founder Richard Heart Detained in Istanbul on Interpol Red Notice

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r/Buttcoin • • 6d ago

The duality of cryptobros

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r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

Richard Hearth likes hats

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So Hearth was arrested. He is a big fan of hats, what is interesting many crypto OGs from 2010s wear it at the conferences. Brock Pierce and many crypto market makers.

Who is next?


r/Buttcoin • • 6d ago

I want to think that they are getting closer...

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125 Upvotes

...but it's pretty clear that they aren't.


r/Buttcoin • • 7d ago

Line go up is good for bitcoin. Line go down is.... also good for bitcoin. I wonder if these morons think anything is bad for bitcoin.

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38 Upvotes