r/perth • u/CurtinConfessions • 16h ago
Shitpost Albanese announces business case to merge WA, SA and Victoria; expects Melbourne to start digging up iron ore
Anthony Albanese has today announced an expert steering committee to look into merging Western Australia, South Australia, and Victoria into one giant "super-state".
According to the Prime Minister, erasing the borders between three entirely different time zones is the only way to deliver a "globally competitive landmass" that can finally attract international attention.
The federal business case relies heavily on the assumption that combining the states will deliver maximum economic benefit, working on the flawless logic that Victoria and South Australia will simply boost their local iron ore extraction to match the Pilbara.
It’s also expected to be a massive win for tourism, with international backpackers no longer having to choose between Rottnest Island and the MCG, because it will all just be branded as one big jurisdiction.
Bizarrely, WA Education Minister Tony Buti has thrown his full weight behind the plan to dissolve his own state.
Backing the federal takeover this morning, Buti insisted that governing Melbourne from Perth is just "doing the detailed work" needed to maintain a modern economy. He added that the merger is a critical step to ensure local university students get better access to welfare outcomes and casual hospitality shifts in Adelaide.
The steering committee, made up of a few mining executives and medical researchers, will now investigate whether the multi-billion-dollar constitutional headache of collapsing three state parliaments can just be self-funded by the citizens.

