I asked her is she had refilled the film?

"No", she said.

"Ok, go to the Apple Store and they will fix you up."

Two hours later I got the text, "You Asshole."

I waited about twenty minutes and called her asking if everything worked out?

She said, "Haha, I sent you my thoughts on that."

"Where?", I asked calmly.

"I texted you 20 minutes ago."

"I didn't receive a text. Is your phone out of ink?"

The phone went "Click".

    Meaning, I've been on Reddit for more than ten years.

    Back in the days when the actual POTUS didn't break the law ten times a day.

One of the best charts I've seen.

The Godfather