I asked her is she had refilled the film?

"No", she said.

"Ok, go to the Apple Store and they will fix you up."

Two hours later I got the text, "You Asshole."

I waited about twenty minutes and called her asking if everything worked out?

She said, "Haha, I sent you my thoughts on that."

"Where?", I asked calmly.

"I texted you 20 minutes ago."

"I didn't receive a text. Is your phone out of ink?"

The phone went "Click".

The Godfather

    Meaning, I've been on Reddit for more than ten years.

    Back in the days when the actual POTUS didn't break the law ten times a day.

One of the best charts I've seen.

    War Crime?

Give your prayer 110%! ;-)

You know, all the pagan traditions that the Church adopted (e.g., Xmas).

any idea why that might be?

In what seems like just a few days, I've seen advertisements for "Roku Advertising", "ChatGPT Advertising" and even Facebook/Meta Advertisements and "Boost"-type services.

What do they think I have to advertise?

Why are advertisers advertising their advertisement networks, to ME, an ordinary person?

Seems like the ouroboros of late-stage capitalism about to eat itself.

EDIT: It has been found! (Completely randomly, by someone else)

Long story short, it was a little bit looser than we realized and it is both sentimental and an antique, and has been lost in more corn than we can process with a handheld garden sifter. I've been racking my head trying to come up with a solution, so I'm hoping maybe somebody here can help.

The garden sifter we were using has about a 1 cm holes and was about the perfect size mesh, but only about a foot or so in diameter. I've been unable to find appropriate netting, and I'm not sure what other approaches we could use.

Unfortunately it's not our corn so we can't simply process it in some way that would destroy the corn itself, but we are allowed to look for it, at least for the next couple weeks before it gets shipped.

They couldn't even be bothered to be original, calling Talarico "weird".

Took some liberties with the quote

How do we keep missing the patterns?