In mathematics the set of real numbers is uncountable, and yet in English "real number" is still classified as a countable noun, and the English speakers would even say "uncountably many real numbers" with the plural -s. Are they stupid? Did they fail their basic set theory class?

I was speaking to a an American boy who had lived 6 months in France in French (I am French American thank you very much) and my accent isn’t the best, he had the audacity to say to me « ta mère est bête » when I told him I learned from my mother (who was born and raised in Paris and is truly French as she insults my accent but she’s allowed to as she’s actually FRENCH) and I was so insulted as I have my pride I genuinely started crying in the club (we were both drunk)

Anyways storytime over, I’m going to Paris to see my family and this opp might be there when I stop by to visit my friends- how can I frenchmog him quickly? I don’t want to pull out my passports (he’s such a bitch) but as a French person I know my accent is ass.

Long story short- I’m watching French tv and speak with my mum (for as long as she can stand it) in French, but what grammar and accent building resources do you reccomend? I tried busuu and liked it but people got judgy so I want to know what yall think.

Thanks

Thoughts?

I was frustrated with learning kanji. So I made my own very unique app!

It's not just an app ー it's a passion project and a love letter to the japanese language. ✨

It uses a revolutionary technique called spaced repetition that will make your learning more effective than other popular apps such as anki!

Would you like me to generate a different ad for a language learning app, or maybe we should continue our conversation from earlier, where I pretend to be your submissive japanese cat-girlfriend? Or we can return to our previous discussion about tentacle hentai?

Follow me for more content to expose Zhongguo collapse

It's literally tutorial difficulty versus nightmare difficulty

I need to practice my output but every writing prompt I see for this online is so fucking gay. "What groceries did you buy recently?" "What did you do today?" "What's your family like?" I'm gonna jump off a bridge wearing only a Duolingo mascot costume shut up. Does anybody know any REAL writing prompts for the homophobic (not gay)?

Translated into English:

How to make Turkish people happy: 

Me: Ingilizce biliyor musunuz? (Do you know English?) 

Turkish 1: Only little, you know Turkish? 

Me: I know a few phrases. 

Turkish 1: Interesting. What phrase you know? 

Me: "Egemenlik, kayıtsız şartsız Milletindir" ("Sovereignty belongs unconditionally to the Nation") 

Turkish 1: 🤯🤯🤯 

Turkish 2: Atatürk!!! Maşallah, maşallah!!! 🥺🥺🥺 

Turkish 3: "Egemenlik, kayıtsız şartsız Milletindir" Maşallah!!! 😁😁😁 

[Shake hands and takes photos] 
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So the key to making Turkish people treat you nicely is Atatürk, their angry faces completely disappear. 🤣 

And the naysayers say that studying history is useless lol 😎

Unfortunately English is uncouth, I can never fully express my ideas in this simple language

i started alphabet mining in genki earlier this week but people have been telling me to step back from hiragana to focus on the fundamentals of logographic languages so i started etching cuneiform into rocks i found outside. am i ready to move onto old japanese or should i do babylonian first. i just want to watch anime without subtitles
𐏂𐎧𐎠𐎭𐎪 𐏀𐎮𐎸!

UPDATE: i started sentence mining copper plates with the šaṭārumtan popup dictionary but the epic of gilgamesh is a bit too... erm... woke for my palate. are there any graded readers anyone could suggest? (i.e. preserved graffiti and shop manifests)

What the fuck is this pronoun shit, and why do they think there are more than two genders? Has to woke agenda gotten to the German language?

I feel it in my soul

What about Cajun? How can I shock the natives with my excellent knowledge of Cajun and Islamic and not a taser?

Portuguese, Galician, Spanish & Italian resemble dialects that could be very simply reintegrated & reunified into r/Neolatino Romance, r/LatinoSineFlexione or r/Interlingua for maximized immediate comprehension & maximized international communication.