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I need to practice my output but every writing prompt I see for this online is so fucking gay. "What groceries did you buy recently?" "What did you do today?" "What's your family like?" I'm gonna jump off a bridge wearing only a Duolingo mascot costume shut up. Does anybody know any REAL writing prompts for the homophobic (not gay)?

It's literally tutorial difficulty versus nightmare difficulty

Unfortunately English is uncouth, I can never fully express my ideas in this simple language

Translated into English:

How to make Turkish people happy: 

Me: Ingilizce biliyor musunuz? (Do you know English?) 

Turkish 1: Only little, you know Turkish? 

Me: I know a few phrases. 

Turkish 1: Interesting. What phrase you know? 

Me: "Egemenlik, kayıtsız şartsız Milletindir" ("Sovereignty belongs unconditionally to the Nation") 

Turkish 1: 🤯🤯🤯 

Turkish 2: Atatürk!!! Maşallah, maşallah!!! 🥺🥺🥺 

Turkish 3: "Egemenlik, kayıtsız şartsız Milletindir" Maşallah!!! 😁😁😁 

[Shake hands and takes photos] 
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So the key to making Turkish people treat you nicely is Atatürk, their angry faces completely disappear. 🤣 

And the naysayers say that studying history is useless lol 😎

i started alphabet mining in genki earlier this week but people have been telling me to step back from hiragana to focus on the fundamentals of logographic languages so i started etching cuneiform into rocks i found outside. am i ready to move onto old japanese or should i do babylonian first. i just want to watch anime without subtitles
𐏂𐎧𐎠𐎭𐎪 𐏀𐎮𐎸!

UPDATE: i started sentence mining copper plates with the šaṭārumtan popup dictionary but the epic of gilgamesh is a bit too... erm... woke for my palate. are there any graded readers anyone could suggest? (i.e. preserved graffiti and shop manifests)

What the fuck is this pronoun shit, and why do they think there are more than two genders? Has to woke agenda gotten to the German language?

What about Cajun? How can I shock the natives with my excellent knowledge of Cajun and Islamic and not a taser?

I feel it in my soul

Portuguese, Galician, Spanish & Italian resemble dialects that could be very simply reintegrated & reunified into r/Neolatino Romance, r/LatinoSineFlexione or r/Interlingua for maximized immediate comprehension & maximized international communication.

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