Even when I’m not high :)

And then I thought what’s the likelihood that someone from Toronto is gonna see this

And then I thought actually quite a lot cause everyone is high in Toronto

… like a moon landing kind of event, not this duality of a gimmick and potential havoc

Naps are to sleep what salads are to food. You get a little dozing, some sleep, a little thinking about stuff, and maybe a little dream or two. If you're lucky it's spicy!

We put art up in buildings
Force people out on the streets
Tossing food out in dumpsters
Thats perfectly good to eat

The human affliction
Struggle and addiction
Were made infinitely worse
By the industrial conviction

We got all these modern industries
Private equity but no peace
Maybe we pause what we’re doing
Stop just focusing on me

I saw that I had a text notification and I thought 'I am on vacation. If that is work I will send them a picture of my penis." and I checked and it was from the health insurance I get through work. So it was kind of from work and they may actually one day have reason to request a picture of my penis. So that was interesting.

i usually see posts from here on my homepage, but i actually visited this subreddit and sorted posts by new, and saw how infrequently this sub is actually posted to. This realization has manipulated my outlook on it.

You need fingernails and precise control to get backing off. Mostly women. Men mostly can’t do it.

So is a a chance to show the value of fingernails. And crush guys.

I so relate to this song

put healthy thoughts in your head, and your mind rewards your body with better feelings

And they're a shortcut to death which inevitably leads to transcending this dimension.

On weed.

also, you're doing what you should be doing. relaxin.

I come to you from the bog yet again. The water level is significantly higher today. I wonder if the creatures living along the water's edge treat this as we would a natural disaster. There was a bush that was like the perfect habitat for frogs and stuff. Shaded/sheltered from cranes, too shallow for predatory fish. Now it's submerged. Whatever lived there has been displaced; a town has been destroyed. Nature is a crazy fractal thing

i feel like the idea of immortality is synonymous with all our ideas about what god is.

They are clearly the best! I would buy it.

I write to you standing next to a bog with my weed pen and a thermos of tea. The thermos is made of metal, recycled who knows how many times, but at some point that metal was mined out of the ground somewhere, after sitting there for thousands of years. The tea is made of spices that were grown on a different continent. A gross display of luxury in the past, now enjoyed by a stoned commoner in the local bog. All by sheer chance of circumstance. Strange to think of all the parts that moved at the right time to collide with my consciousness.

Like i was in my backyard and knew when my food arrived because of my app.

Why are burgers so good? I am serious I do t understand

Something that could be jewelry or a tat or a shirt — but discrete (secret to all who don’t care)

Something based on peace symbol? Or based on a symbol for bliss? A symbol of elevation?

just sayen, It would suck to float in outer space.

Every time I buy a fruit scented one my brain has to fight the urge all over again.

Quick pitch - spaceship is sent through experimental FTL to seek out a new habitable planet. The new way of getting humans through FTL travel and the thousands of years of travel is to cryofreeze sperm/embrio cells, that will grow into babies and raised by machines/ hologram ai. Then this team of kids that grow up (some together and some separate parts of the ship) are tasked with continuing the mission to colonize the new planet. The ship stores billions of cells to unfreeze when they are needed.

Not sure if this is already a sci-fi story, but seems like a cool setup for something.