r/hewillbebaked • u/calamityProphet • 31m ago
Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be washed until the water runs clear
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Sink man strikes again (he strikes every single day)
r/hewillbebaked • u/Hunter-Killer-47 • 3h ago
Purrito 🌯 She will be reheated to an internal temperature of at least 70°C/158°F
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r/hewillbebaked • u/RazzmatazzMission870 • 19h ago
Nicely Toasted He will be roasted on a spit
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r/hewillbebaked • u/dokbanks • 1d ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be placed behind glass in case of emergency
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r/hewillbebaked • u/IrmaGoodness • 1d ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be steamed to restore moisture, Inshallah
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Kestrelpond • 1d ago
Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will be put into the fridge to be chilled
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Silly kitty thinks she's soda
r/hewillbebaked • u/Conscious_Reaction_9 • 1d ago
he has been kneaded into dough and will be baked
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r/hewillbebaked • u/absolute_philistine • 2d ago
Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will provide cushioned relief to aching bottoms Alhamdulillah
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r/hewillbebaked • u/yomimbo • 2d ago
Golden Brown He will be cooked and served with noodles
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Don't worry, the flame is just on a phone screen.
r/hewillbebaked • u/miscthinking • 3d ago
It’s RAW! he will be gently cooked and served with butternut squash
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r/hewillbebaked • u/muffin-prison • 3d ago
She will be paired with a comfy sweatshirt for a cozy night in
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r/hewillbebaked • u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU • 3d ago
He will be steeped in a mug of boiling water
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Prestigious-Box7511 • 3d ago
He will be cooked in a rotisserie oven
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r/hewillbebaked • u/GrassLunatic18 • 4d ago
He will be dried like lettuce and made into a salad
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