hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

6.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

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232 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Hunter-Killer-47 • 3h ago

Purrito 🌯 She will be reheated to an internal temperature of at least 70°C/158°F

532 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Then_Entertainment97 • 10h ago

He will be rotated like an idiot

1.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/lifthor • 3h ago

Purrito 🌯 He will be washed and purrito'd

35 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/The_Cozy_Zone • 1d ago

He will be cleaned before cooking

1.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/wesgerrrr • 18h ago

He will be compacted by a unionized workforce

181 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/calamityProphet • 31m ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be washed until the water runs clear

• Upvotes

Sink man strikes again (he strikes every single day)

r/hewillbebaked • u/IrmaGoodness • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be steamed to restore moisture, Inshallah

4.6k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/RazzmatazzMission870 • 19h ago

Nicely Toasted He will be roasted on a spit

47 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Forgive-Me-Naught • 1d ago

He will be baked once well marinated

303 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/dokbanks • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be placed behind glass in case of emergency

342 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Simon_Jester88 • 1d ago

He will be air fried

138 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Kestrelpond • 1d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will be put into the fridge to be chilled

103 Upvotes

Silly kitty thinks she's soda

r/hewillbebaked • u/Conscious_Reaction_9 • 1d ago

he has been kneaded into dough and will be baked

105 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/yomimbo • 2d ago

Golden Brown He will be cooked and served with noodles

2.9k Upvotes

Don't worry, the flame is just on a phone screen.

r/hewillbebaked • u/cynical_mundane • 3d ago

He will grow big and strong

7.5k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/West_Contribution_38 • 2d ago

He will be laced up and worn

177 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/absolute_philistine • 2d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will provide cushioned relief to aching bottoms Alhamdulillah

94 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Aiden_0807 • 3d ago

🦜Birdrito🦉 He will be sold as street food

1.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/miscthinking • 3d ago

It’s RAW! he will be gently cooked and served with butternut squash

273 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU • 3d ago

He will be steeped in a mug of boiling water

154 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Prestigious-Box7511 • 3d ago

He will be cooked in a rotisserie oven

155 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 4d ago

Purrito 🌯 He will be a tasty purrito

1.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/muffin-prison • 3d ago

She will be paired with a comfy sweatshirt for a cozy night in

66 Upvotes