Got this for my personal order today and I just had to make this.

so i was playing a game with my friend then this guy named spino helldiver said this “NO! THIS GAME DIES IN NOVEMBER WE NEED ALL HELLDIVERS DEPLOY TO HYDROBIUS, NOW!“ in the steam helldivers group chat

Not even joking JUST happend btw. Was on a "Evacuate high value assets" mission with some randoms and we kill this one stingray as it's lining up to shoot us, and it goes flying, bounces off terrain and slams right into a generator destroying it instantly, witch SUCKED because we had a perfect game so far with none of the generators even being TOUCHED.

And THEN not TWO SECONDS LATER. Even though it was BEHIND A WALL. a BIT of the second generator poked out just enough for a HARVESTER TO BEAM IT FROM ACCROSS THE MOTHER FLIPPING MAP.

LIKE BRUH, WTF, HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT AGAINST THAT, WE WERE ALREADY FOCUSED ON KILLING ALL THE WALKING KALAMARI AND THE 7 OTHER HARVESTERS, HOW THE HELL WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW ONE COULD JUST BEAM IT AND ALMOST BASICALLY ONESHOT A GENERATOR FROM 10 FEET AWAY!?!?

And another thing, this isn't even about this situation, it's just about the mission in general. WHY does it take up, almost the ENTIRE MISSION TIME to launch ALL the rockets. I am forced to sit here and panic and spawn turrets and shoot everything undemocratic for 2 HOURS everytime, just for 1 rocket to launch! I get it if you want us to wait a bit but give us a break!

I'm sorry, I'm just ranting now, but that was such a lucky game because the randoms I was playing with were pretty chill guys and actually good and we only failed because of bad luck and that sucks...

Textbook definition of a video game enemy that is not challenging in any shape or form, but ANNOYING. I don't care what AH does, just remove this annoying light and phasing through solid objects.

Behold, the lastest ground-breaking innovation in the field of firearms research and development. No, Super Earth didn't install a mini warp pack inside the bolt to keep it from protruding out the back. That'd be hella expensive and unsafe! This is some sci-fi hijinx goin' on.

I'm perfectly fine with being crucified by the experts over my design.

Since we already have SEAF medics, how cool would it be to have SEAF ammo suppliers too? Imagine having SEAF soldiers carrying ammo packs to resupply us on the move when we're running low. I think it would be an awesome addition!

What do you guys think? 🫡

" The Democratic Detonation warbond shouldn't be the first warbond everyeone buys, they should buy what fits them instead "

Even with the recent changes, they're still uneventful and unfun. And I don't even feel like it's worth the time spent for only like 800xp.

I understand cheating everything else in if you really don’t want to slog through it all the time but exp is the one thing you don’t need past 25 and doing it in public lobby’s is genuinely scummy the honest players have to ask for resets so the can enjoy the one thing left the grind while they wait for a update/warbond. Your level completely shows your total skill and time spent with the game skipping it doesn’t make you better *I have already ran into cheaters twice when I made the mistake of joining others and now only I host so I never run into them I genuinely wish arrowhead would punish people doing this shit in public’s by fully wiping their accounts and wasting their time when I see a lv 300 with 100-200 hours all I see is a fraud I’m a natural lv 205 from day 24 of the galactic war don’t fake your experience your just gonna be made fun of when you die over and over while your divemates think you should be genuinely the best of the best -anyway thanks for reading my rant For super earth never forget angels venture!

What was he running from though?

Did you see it? Name the cause of death.

Share your most-unlikely death stories!!

I had an idea for a stratagem, that being a quick aerial transport, basically semi fast travel. I’m picturing a MH6 little bird style helicopter or small pelican equivalent comes down to pick up you and your squad, then flys to your marker. To balance it, I’d allow it to be shot down, your squad hangs onto the outside (susceptible to small arms fire), 200 sec cooldown. What do you think? Is this cool, stupid, needs more thought? Let me know!

(By siegeboibreaker)

I don't even have Level ten unlocked (we just unlocked level 8 after getting the confidence by doing six then seven difficulty, it's been rough as two low level helldivers)

I am having absolute blast fighting Mindless Masses. Zombies everywhere, random Harvesters here and there, few fleshmobs - it really feels like zombie apocalypse. And pretty challenging at same time.

Vote Snatchers though.... technically same deal, but for some reason it just doesn't feel as fun as Mindless Masses. I can't pinpoint why either. Maybe because they happen in cramped cities? Or because of these Wretches that don't really feel like chaff, since they feel like a Predator strain and are surprisingly survivable for a chaff, on top of having weird ass hitbox.

Or maybe Crushers that are fine, but come in insane numbers? And there is basically no way to deal with them easily except take out helmet and headshot it, because their bodies regen dmg.

Idk, just sharing my feelings. Technically both subfactions should be sameish swarm type, but i will take on Mindless Masses any day over Vote Snatchers.

I'm just curious what the results will be, considering I see a post about it every now and then

Since we all know this is coming, Arrowhead should

- Make Eagle Pilots prioritize bigger crowds of enemies over smaller portions of enemies until the said bigger crowds are affected by gas like the dog breath guard dog.

This will make Eagle Gas Storms slightly more safer and more consistent, because why are Pilots targeting one random guy in the MIDDLE of no where. Waste of resources. Risking helldivers that are just minding their own business the chance of getting hit by unnecessary gas strikes. Instead it should go after big clusters of enemies to get as much effect as possible.

Made some delicious treats from the recipe i received in my electronic messaging box!