All i got till store opens

Sombody got shot out front of this bar last Saturday right after we left! Cheers Y'all! 🍻

*burps backwards*

Don’t do it often but damn it’s good. It complements the natty well. The juice by itself is pretty stout (it’s the hot one) but mixed with the beer it mellows it out.

I'm only 12 double shots of vodka in... I don't feel drunk right now

Tiger and Jess say Hi

Fuck it this is my time to do what I want. I’m not going to get stupid drunk but I’m drinking Prosecco and beer and we’ve agreed with my lovely fiancé that I’m not getting up in the morning. He goes on his Xbox till late regularly and tonight he scarified that for me to go on my laptop and listen to music and talk to my brother like I’m 17 again. I’m 32 this month. Cheers to everyone channeling their inner kid. I always loved the feeling of being buzzed but sacrificed a lot of that for my little ones. I don’t even get hangovers but still enjoy sleeping early just toguarenree being up and have a good day cause even 1% of a hangover will make my life 100x harder. Not tonight. Hope everyone else gets to indulge in the bliss of just having a fuckinf day off!

One comment=one shot

I’m counting on u

Hanging with friends RN but need more chaos. What is a hot take. Bonus points if it's nerdy

Thought it was friday for a hot second there. 🥂

12oz beer, 5 dashes salt, 5 dashes hot sauce, half a lime squeezed & top off with clamato. Always loved the premade ones but glad I finally made my own.

Guys i currently have hanxiety after being tmi and Lowry talking about crappy things that happened to em, please make me feel better by telling your worst moments being drunk

That is all. Carry on.

Got Mtn Dew and moonshine. Sitting in the bathroom because my kid is sleeping in my room and we live with family that doesn't know how much I've been drinking.

One of the best feeling drugs as a drug nerd. Like benzos but without the delusions of sobriety or muted euphoria. Even indirectly acts on mu opioid receptors. I just wish I functioned as well off the alc as I do on it. It’s the best medication that will ruin your life.

Decided sleeping after 7am was pointless....but now I gotta wait on store... weak

I am drunk right now. I lost 120 lbs and now I am a lightweight. Me and my husband got food. I got my masters degree and we are celebrating. Yay!

Have a good night friends 🧡

Anyone wanna chat while drunk? Hmu, I’m bored lol

Always liked pork rinds, van holten pickles (its juice makes good pickle beer/it’s a good brand in general) & andy capps. All are cheap & delicious. Honestly I don’t think I’ll eat anything but the pickle today. I’m in the mood for pickle beer.

Smell sweet & faint peach. Taste sweet, smooth, peach juice & peach candy. I’m glad I finally tried the original redds, they’re much better than the wickeds. Still needa try the strawberry one but this is my favorite so far.

I have no idea wtf am I doing with my life rn. I hate hate having negative thoughts about my relationships lmao. I’m not gonna let it consume lol. I have goals. What is everyone doing rn?

🎃 As a Halloween slut, every year I look forward to the Elysian Pumpkin Pack, a variety of four pumpkin-y beers brewed by a company best known for its IPAs, and this is the second year now they've released it as a trio rather than the traditional quad. Forgiving the fact that they traded bottles for cans, which I'm already not happy about, they kicked out Dark O the Moon, the second best flavor in the batch. Im so angry I can't even believe it, but if they absolutely HAD to get rid of one I guess they made the right choice for varieties sake. At least I still have my Punkincinno... FOR NOW.

Bottom line, America: Elysian should bring back Dark O the Moon, returning the annual Pumpkin Pack to its original lineup, and present them in glass bottles again. 🎃