I want to thank this sub for all the advice which helped me prep for my colonoscopy today. I scrolled through the posts and comments for hours as I had sooo many questions.
Here's how I managed a relatively easy prep + process.
I started my liquid diet after 6 pm on the Monday and my colonoscopy was Wednesday (today) at 2 pm. That was an extra long time without eating (42 hours), but I felt like it helped the prep go faster. I started with 2 bisacodyl pills at noon Tuesday and split my 2x 150 ml cranberry Pico solution (surprisingly neutral taste!) on Tuesday at 4 pm and then Wednesday at 6 am. The Gatorade tip was a great one and helped me through the hours, so did the bidet tip. I also drank loads of hot tea and honey because one of the side affects of Pico is feeling cold.
The actual time spent on the toilet was not as bad as I thought it would be. I truly expected to be up the entire night but I managed to get 5 hours of sleep. I put a towel on the bed in case of an accident, but nothing happened. I was also worried because I had homemade strawberry jam with seeds on Sunday morning and salad, (I hadn't realized that we were not supposed to eat either at least 7 days ahead!). By the end of the second prep, only clear yellow came out.
When I got to the hospital, I became increasingly nervous, especially when the nurse explained that I was going to feel buzzed but not be put under completely. As I waited in my hospital bed along all the other patients who were going to be rolled in the op room, there was a young lady next to me who had tears streaming down her face. We were all understandably nervous.
The actual process flew by. I was awake the entire time but felt the effects of the sedative almost immediately. It was as if I had drunk two glasses of wine in very quick succession on a very empty stomach. I did feel the discomfort of the camera making its way through my intestine but at the same time, had no panicky feelings about what was going on. If I had not been sedated I would have bolted from the bed! When they rolled me back into the resting area I fell asleep for a good 15 minutes.
They ended up finding a small polyp: 3 mm which they're sending to be tested. If it's benign, I don't have to think about this entire thing for another 10 years.
I'm still feeling the effects of the Pico solution, still pooping clear yellow but no other cramps or gas. I'm going to bed extra early, exhausted but happy to have successfully gone through the exam.
Thank you to everyone for helping each other in answering questions and calming fears!