اطلاعِ عام | ANNOUNCEMENT The revolution will not be televised.

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Its time to take control of the digital media you watch and have access to. Time to block the fake news, lifafas, propaganda channels. Here’s a starting guide, how to do all that.

TV Channels

Disable / Block lifafa channels on your TV, save your household from propaganda.

Check your TV / Cable box for Parental control or options to block / hide channels.
If all else fails, ask your cable provider to disable unwanted channels for you.

For Laptop / Desktop

How to block youtube channels: BlockTube:

Block fake news / lifafa/ propaganda youtube channels permanently. Once blocked, the channels won’t appear on Home / explore or search results.

Chrome Extension Will also work on Opera, Vivaldi, Edge
Firefox Extension

How to block websites from google search results: uBlacklist:

Block fake news / lifafa/ propaganda websites from appearing in google results. Easy way to filter out fake news.

Chrome Extension Will also work on Opera, Vivaldi, Edge
Firefox Extension

For Mobile:

Please subscribe to all relevant channels on Youtube.
Do not give views to lifafa channels.
Tell everyone to subscribe and view subscribed channels only.

Recommended Youtube channels

Current political / National news

Pakistani Podcasts

Social issues / Life in Pakistan / Original Content

Education, History and politics

Pakistani Literature / Poetry / Audio books

Arts Council Pakistan

Indie Game Development Pakistan / Made in Pakistan Video Games / Tech

Halal Gaming

Asian Gamer

Classic Pakistani Dramas / movies / music / other stuff

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 7h ago

Every weekend, the Pakistani military imposes a curfew in North Waziristan, citing military movement. Yet, trucks continue transporting minerals in bulk. The roads remain open for extracting our resources, while locals, patients and children are held hostage by restrictions.

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r/chutyapa • u/BadtameezMunda • 9h ago

Aaj bethe bethe is chutyapay ki yaad aa gayi.

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r/chutyapa • u/aazuberi • 16h ago

حقیقی آزادی | Haqeeqi Azadi Imran Khan recognised as the Greatest Cricketer by the biggest Indian cricket outlet Cricbuzz

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 1d ago

The protester speaks the truth, while the soldier openly lies. Always remember, its not just the generals that are bad, but also the soldiers as well

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 1d ago

Cat reenact what Pakistani army did to the protester on 26th Nov 2024

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r/chutyapa • u/ShadowWolfRider • 1d ago

سنجیدہ | Serious Doctor sahb was way ahead of time .May Allah bless him in jannah !

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r/chutyapa • u/Suspicious-Bank-786 • 1d ago

حقیقی آزادی | Haqeeqi Azadi Imam hanbal and prison guard

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r/chutyapa • u/FutureSugar9134 • 1d ago

چُس | Chus How I would develop a solution to the provinces issue in Pakistan

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r/chutyapa • u/Resident-Eye-6870 • 1d ago

چُس | Chus Meri jind meri jaan wants em gone so there is nothing which could save them now😝

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r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 2d ago

90% of all rape cases and 99% of all gang-rape cases in Pakistan are registered in TikTok CM maryam's Punjab. Proud achievement of PMLN and asim munir.

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r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 2d ago

haramkhor fauj: We have nothing to do with politics. PMLUN: Hold my khota biryani.

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

4 trillion rupee budget and this is the state of our soldiers and weapons. 3 killed and 2 were seriously injured NSFW

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r/chutyapa • u/NoSmell3236 • 2d ago

چُس | Chus Since when alibaba become apna baba😭🥀

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r/chutyapa • u/PeeProcedure • 2d ago

سنجیدہ | Serious Just had my first road rage incident

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The guy was a complete lowlife (sorry for using this word but i couldn’t find a better description), who looked like he was a nashayi with his clothes all dirty on a bike that was hardly road appropriate, whose ego got hurt when i drove past him at a relatively higher speed. He then forced an altercation with me by stopping his bike infront of my car and was constantly abusing, as was expected out of him, and also shoved at me. I kept my calm and threatened him not to force me to do something because i did not want to get in a physical brawl with a lowlife POS in the middle of the road. That’s not how i was raised.
However, i was contemplating what happened and i think i should have done more and not let his shoving slide.

What do you guys think one should do in such a situation? How could i have dealt with it better? How can i improve my fight or flight response? Please share your experiences so i can learn from them as well. I’d love to hear from the street smart people who have faced similar situations.

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

They are not even hiding it anymore

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 3d ago

Tesla introduced flying car in 2026 Jam Safdar in 2021:

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 3d ago

Waah, such major operation. The enemy is defeated

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r/chutyapa • u/Cute_Praline_5314 • 3d ago

چُس | Chus Show me your funny pics

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r/chutyapa • u/Sea-Win1157 • 3d ago

سیاسی سیاپہ | Chutyapa News Network سہیل آفریدی افغانستان سے مراد سعید کے ہاتھوں آپریٹ ہو رہے تھے:فوجی ٹاؤٹ فیصل واوڈا

dailypakistan.com.pk

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r/chutyapa • u/Routine_Data_5426 • 3d ago

سنجیدہ | Serious Pakistani Crocheters' Experiences🧶

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Hi everyone! I’m an Industrial Design student researching crochet and how to make it comfortable and efficient for people. I'd really appreciate if you could take out a few minutes to fill in this survey! 🧶

Your responses are anonymous and will only be used for academic research purposes.

https://forms.gle/MX691ZgYL7Dsnyaw6

Thank you for your time! 💗

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r/chutyapa • u/squareshawarma • 3d ago

سنجیدہ | Serious Trump waives Russia-related sanctions before they even kick in as Ukraine ties worsen

edition.cnn.com

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I still remember when someone who shall not be named visited Russia and the US and our Guards got really angry! Now see!

PS: you can take the name of B.Yahoo on media but not Imran Khan.

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r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 4d ago

MASHALLAH. 1.8 Million highly educated Professionals have left Pakistan in the last 3 years. Thank you asim munir for forcing Pakistanis to leave for actual democratic countries.

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r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 4d ago

The regime has massacred Pashtoons again and again, do they think Pashtoons will simply accept it? NSFW

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r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 5d ago

koi haramkhor general bhooka na soye. The new Health Advisor for KPK is a haramkhor army general Nigar Johar Khan who is now investigating Sehat Card in KPK. 🤡. How dare PTI provider free healthcare for the masses.

dawn.com

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