r/WouldYouRather • • 8h ago

Fun 🎮 Would You Rather: Gamer Edition! Which OP unique gamer perk/upgrade would you rather have? No loopholes.

56 Upvotes
1645 votes, 6d left
Double your gaming skill (Permanent - scales with your natural skill level at any given time)
No more lag or tech issues, and matchmaking time is always instant
No more troll/thrower/useless teammates. Every teammate you have gets a +33% skill increase only while playing with you
Get 7 magic tokens. Spend a token: any (realistic/possible) game you want to be made gets made instantly (no royalties)
All cheaters, griefers, trolls, & other toxic players become permanently banned from all games, including future games
Once every month, you can choose a game from the past to get instantly ported/remastered for modern gaming platforms

r/WouldYouRather • • 14h ago

Superpowers/Magic wyr have the mcdonalds gold card or the ability to teleport with a 72 hour cooldown

87 Upvotes

you can teleport anywhere in the world and get back home instantly once every 72 hours and its not stackable. you are allowed to sell the mcds gold card but it also gives you free mcds whatever you want whenever you want for life

4414 votes, 2d left
teleportation
gold card
idk/results

r/WouldYouRather • • 5h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR be able to fly or breathe underwater?

11 Upvotes
359 votes, 1d left
fly
breathe under water

r/WouldYouRather • • 25m ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Which evil Disney woman WYR date?

• Upvotes

They won't abuse you because they actually have a strong liking to you. They're more hoping you'd be impressed by them. Assume they're in the age group of your choice I.e. 26 year old Maleficent.

They will be your girlfriend.

60 votes, 2d left
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty 1959)
The Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 1937)
Cruella de Vil (101 Dalnations 1961)
Yzma (The Emperor's New Groove 2000)

r/WouldYouRather • • 8h ago

Fun WYR have unlimited procrastination time OR do everything 2x more efficiently, but it's harder to start?

17 Upvotes

Unlimited time to procrastinate - Aging is paused. In this time, you may do ANYTHING you want except the things you should be doing. In this time, you do not have to eat or drink if you don't want to. Time continues as normal whenever you start something you should be doing

Do everything 2x more efficiently - Produce 2 hours worth of work in 1 hour; cook meals 2x faster; sleep 8 hours in 4 hours; work 6 hours in just 3. But it'll be 2x harder to get the motivation to get started on things. If you're capable of managing the harder to start part, then you could probably ignore this effect :P

483 votes, 6d left
Unlimited time to procrastinate (aging is paused)
Do everything 2x more efficiently, but you find it 2x harder to start

r/WouldYouRather • • 24m ago

Ethics/Life & Death WYR be wealthy in North Korea or in a US prison for 1 year

• Upvotes

Wealthy in North Korea: you're able to live lavishly with luxury apartments, food, cars, etc. Your appearance is transformed to look like an average Korean and can speak Korean. You can choose to bring your family members and they'll also look and can speak Korean. However, you have no political power and are closely monitored by the government

US prison for 1 year: you're placed in a maximum security prison in the US. Fleece Johnson the booty warrior is your cellmate. After release you'll be returned back to your normal life as it was

42 votes, 2d left
Wealthy in North Korea
US prison for 1 year

r/WouldYouRather • • 10h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR always have the cosmic power to adjust the universe’s settings, but you can only tweak one specific thing?

15 Upvotes
338 votes, 3d left
Option A: Change every street sign and billboard to display whatever you want
Option B: Always control the sun so it feels perfectly warm on you
Option C: Force everyone's internal clock to run 5 minutes early so nobody is ever late
Option D: Adjust the brightness of the moon

r/WouldYouRather • • 20h ago

Fun You're not allowed to leave your home before you've built either a watch, a violin or a small single-cylinder engine from scratch. What would you rather build?

78 Upvotes

Must do the woodworking for the violin, the metalwork for the engine, et.c so no sort of lego or ikea kits with instructions.

2323 votes, 1d left
The watch
The violin
The engine

r/WouldYouRather • • 6h ago

Fun Would you rather get stung by a Bullet ant or experience a cluster headache?

6 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 14h ago

Medical/Health Would you rather reset your physical health to it's highest point but it'll continue to naturally decline due to age and illness over time, or lock it in now and your health will never get any better or worse than it currently is? You'll still age but suffer no additional ill effects.

17 Upvotes
979 votes, 1d left
Reset to your prime
Never get any worse

r/WouldYouRather • • 11h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Would you rather have an erection that lasts the whole day or the constant need to poop every 5 minutes in the day?

7 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 15h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex WYR: Never Feel Comfortable Being Alone or Never Find Love

13 Upvotes

For Clarity:

Option 1: Never Comfortable Alone

You feel intense anxiety and depression anytime you're alone. You can still be happy with friends, family, or a partner, but the loneliness immediately returns when you're by yourself. No therapy or treatment can ever make you comfortable in your own company.

Option 2: Never Find Love

You can still enjoy being alone and have meaningful friendships and family relationships, but romantic love is permanently impossible. Any current relationship immediately becomes loveless. You could still date or have a partner, but they will only stay for money, to keep appearances, or another motive other than love, and you wouldn't truly love them either.

761 votes, 1d left
Never Feel Comfortable Alone
Never Find Love

r/WouldYouRather • • 9h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Would you rather have strict parents or loose parents?

4 Upvotes

Me and my friend discussed this and I was just wondering what other people might think. We basically have parents that are polar opposites of each other.

My parents are strict and value authority/order. They keep your nose clean, make sure you're on the right path, and are very serious about you and your future, but can get overprotective and quite frankly limit your independence sometimes.

My friends parents are very chill and friendly with her. They let her speak her mind, have freedom, invite friends over, and overall let her be alot more independent. But they dont monitor her as much or make sure shes out of trouble as often. You get freedom, but you need to be responsible and stay out of trouble.

Overall, which would you rather have? The strict parents who keep you on the straight and narrow, or the loose parents who give you independence but leave you to explore more of the real world by yourself?

132 votes, 6d left
Strict Parents
Chill Parents

r/WouldYouRather • • 18h ago

Fun Would you rather be 1 foot (30cm) taller or 6 inches (15cm) shorter?

18 Upvotes
724 votes, 2d left
1 foot taller (30cm)
6 inches shorter (15cm)
Results

r/WouldYouRather • • 11h ago

Fun Would you rather be a dog with human thoughts or a human with dog thoughts?

5 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 22h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR invite a feared dark fairy called the Queen of All Evils to your daughter's christening, or snub her and risk her leaving a petty curse?

22 Upvotes

You are the ruler of a fairytale land with all manner of fairytale creatures.

You have a spouse (king/queen), and now a daughter.

As per tradition the entire land is invited from royalty, to the nobility, the gentry, and even the rabble.

Already invited are three queen fairies who will bestow upon your daughter the gifts of beauty, song, and poise. They are the highest authorities of the light fairies.

They lighten the mood with their aura and bring calm and safety.

However, the dark fairy, a powerful sorceress, known as Insidia must also be considered for an invitation. She is known as the Queen of all Evils and has a bitter rivalry and hatred for the other fairies, after mistreatment from them in her youth.

Horns, green skin, a tall, slender frame, and an intimidating aura. She brings no comfort feeling. She is also known to be vain, self-centered, but otherwise polite and respectful like the other fairies.

But, she has been known to bestow gifts such as charisma, political prowess, and deep conviction like she did less powerful rulers of a distant kingdom who invited her.

Also, in a previous incident she has been known to be very petty with your rivsl ruler, and cursed the daughter, because she wasn't invited. She simply showed up, one of the good fairies told her she wasn't wanted, and I sidia worked her dark magic in response to the public insult.

And in another incident at a royal gathering she was invited to, she turned into a dragon and bit the head off of a nobleman and burned his knights before disappearing. Nobody knows what the issue between them was. She later returned to her home in a dark castle on a mountain, commanding her goblins.

*Brownie points if you know the reference

706 votes, 2d left
Invite her
Snub her

r/WouldYouRather • • 5h ago

Fun WYR go to a bunch of old heads and say LeBron is better than Jordan or start an argument claiming you haven’t seen a piece of uber popular media?

1 Upvotes

When I say uber popular media something like Star Wars, LOTR Street Fighter, SpongeBob etc.

If you choose the LeBron option you’re going to be setup like those political debates on college campuses. Outside in the open with a sign saying LeBron is better than Jordan and you have to debate the old heads

85 votes, 6d left
Go to a bunch of old heads and say LeBron is better than Jordan
Start an argument claiming you haven’t seen a piece of uber popular media

r/WouldYouRather • • 6h ago

Ethics/Life & Death WYR have your consciousness uploaded to cloud server after you die or die right now?

0 Upvotes

Option 1 - at your natural death, your consciousness will be uploaded to a server where you will, in theory, live for infinity. You will exist in an artificial, simulated world with everyone else who chose the same. This simulated world is controlled by an entity in the real world - likely a corporation but maybe a government or agency.

Option 2 - you die right now

199 votes, 1d left
life in the cloud
death now

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Fun You're in hell and must finish one eternal task to escape WYR travel on foot to the nearest star or chisel entire Mount Everest to ground?

118 Upvotes

You're in your regular body, you're immune to external environment (temperature, pressure or lack of air won't harm you), but you can still injure yourself through working too hard, all injuries fully heal in 5 days no matter what.

You get tired, hungry etc. nearby you is always door to safe room with food, hygiene and bed. You're mentally fortified to not turn insane by the long task, you can still feel negative emotions from it, just nothing that would prevent you from finishing.

You cannot leave. There are no humans. The stars stop moving and Everest stops growing. You have clock that tracks your progress. Your clothes are always in good condition. Nothing forces you to finish, but you're stuck there for eternity until the job's done.

Edit: I meant Proxima Centauri and not Sun like someone cleverly pointed out lol

2410 votes, 2d left
Starwalker
Mount Rushmore Extreme
Result

r/WouldYouRather • • 7h ago

Ethics/Life & Death Would you rather there be peaceful nothingness after death or an afterlife with unlimited Backstreet Boys tours?

0 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 7h ago

Travel Wyr go back to the past or go into the future? You can only pick one

1 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 8h ago

Ethics/Life & Death WYR Redirect disasters away from your country or not?

0 Upvotes

Option 1: Whenever a bad thing is going to affect your country, such as a natural disaster or a terrorist attack, the damages are magically redistributed to another country. There is no net loss or net gain in this redistribution, but the redistributed damage may exacerbate poor conditions in other countries. Even so, the damages that are redirected are equal to what would have happened in your country.

Option 2: Things happen as they should naturally happen. This option is defaulted toward should you choose not to make a choice (e.g, if you imagine you wouldn’t be able to choose within, say, a week, this choice is what happens).

62 votes, 2d left
Redirect
Don’t redirect

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Ethics/Life & Death Would you rather be at the mercy of your worst hater for a month or a cenobite for a day? (Any physical harm is undone at the end of your term, death is off the table)

35 Upvotes
1114 votes, 19h left
Your worst hater
A cenobite

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR be undetected by people or technology

41 Upvotes

Would you rather, at will be unable to be captured by any recording means, photos, videos, heat sensors etc, but can still be seen normally by people and memory.

Or woud you rather be able to turn invisible for people, but photos, videos and everything else will capture you.

This also applies to your clothes and handheld items.

1041 votes, 1d left
tech cant see you
people cant see you

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Pop Culture Would you rather have a 10/10 James bond Era with a actor of your choice as bond? Or 10/10 Star Wars 10, 11 and 12?

16 Upvotes

1: basically a new James Bond era with a bond actor of your choosing will all release NOW and be a complete 10/10 for every single movie. Making it a major box office success and surpassing every single movie in ratings and profits. Plus the movie is insanely good and everything is perfect

2: same as the last one but its star wars 10, 12, and 13.