A genie shows up with an offer. Three million dollars ( however you want), or he guarantees you'll be awarded 10 million in a rediculous feivilous lawsuit. You'll become ill but the genie guarantees any injuries will be swiftly healed without any permanent damage.
You do will do something really stupid that defies common sense, like mistaking the brake fluid bottle you bought for the missing A1 sauce at the table in the restaurant. The customer before you had stolen it. You sue for $10,000,000.
There's not a sign directing customers to use caution, and make sure use provided condiments. Immediately alert staff when provided condiments are missing, so as not to mistake potentially hazardous liquids brought on site, possibly causing serious injury or fatality.
The long, drawn out story circulates on the news for days as deliberation continues. People are calling in to talk shows, social media is ablaze.
A jury finally awards you the ten million settlement and a new law is created using your name. Your story is plastered all over social media where you'll mercilessly be mocked for years to come.
So.. three million quietly passed along to you, or ten million at great and long-term cost to your pride and probability heckling on the street. At least for a few weeks. Illness / injury suffered as "time served", not permanent.