r/Unclejokes • • 10h ago

long There are four women who are very good friends who live in the same apartment complex. NSFW

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One day the four women go to the complex’s outdoor pool, where the find a man sunbathing in a lounge chair. He’s completely naked, except for a paper bag over his head.

“Who are you?” asks the first woman. The man doesn’t answer. The woman then turns to her friends and says, “I don’t know who this guy is, but at least I know he isn’t my husband!”

The second woman takes a very close look at the man, then turns to the first woman and says, “I didn’t believe you at first, but you’re right. He isn’t your husband.”

The third woman takes an even closer look at the man, then turns to the other three and says, “He isn’t any of our husbands.”

The fourth woman takes a very, very close look, then turns to the other three and says, “He doesn’t even live in this complex.”


r/Unclejokes • • 8h ago

Jack is visiting his friend in the country

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He's sitting on the front porch and sees a man walk by with a full wheelbarrow. He later sees the guy walk back with the wheelbarrow empty. A bit later the guy walks by with the wheelbarrow full again.

Jack yells out to him "what's in the wheelbarrow?" The other guy replies "it's sheep manure." Jack asks what he's going to do with it. The guy replies "I sprinkle it on my raspberries." Jack yells back "you should come back here for dessert instead. We put whipped cream on ours."