r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • 28d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Jan 31 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Either_Payment_2867 • 10h ago

Meta Yeah creating more luxury toys for rich people while working class people can’t afford healthcare and Gen Z can’t buy a house is the amazement of “free market” capitalism.

546 Upvotes

99 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/scxsh • 12h ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This anyone in here a fan of fall out boy?

14 Upvotes

was inspired by another album cover edit I saw

2 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Either_Payment_2867 • 1d ago

Meta Capitalists control both the means of production and the U.S government, thats how.

1.1k Upvotes

55 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro takes issue with Kacey Musgraves saying "F*ck Columbus" and calling him a loser

415 Upvotes

41 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/BuckRowdy • 2d ago

Curious 🤔 Sorry not sorry

2.0k Upvotes

31 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/philbar • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Lights, Camera, Pray!

550 Upvotes

This just popped up in my Facebook feed from the official Team Trump account.

119 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Maybe the Daily Wire should open their own theme park?

618 Upvotes

75 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Benny is as Benny does

550 Upvotes

52 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Watch out Hollywood, Ben Shapiro has your number! As you would expect, he's trashing the upcoming Narnia movie.

74 Upvotes

18 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Kafkaesque_meme • 2d ago

Curious 🤔 Anyone else counting down the days until Citizen Vigilante comes out?

79 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 3d ago

REAL [Real] The Daily Wire has a new movie coming out and sigh Ben Shapiro is writing it

691 Upvotes

221 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 3d ago

REAL [Real] Our favorite sore loser Riley Gaines: "Hillary Clinton might be the only person in America who thinks that her loss belongs in the conversation…"

687 Upvotes

94 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 4d ago

REAL [Real] Tim Pool ON THE VERGE OF TEARS about going broke after Ukraine blew up all of the Russian bot farms that powered his viewership

4.1k Upvotes

227 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/scorpionewmoon • 4d ago

REAL [real] They’re just doing straight up voter fraud now eh?

355 Upvotes

Got this text this afternoon. I didn’t click the link but idk how else to read this besides “here’s how to illegally cast 10 ballots at a time”

9 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 4d ago

REAL [Real] White man came across the sea. He brought us pain and misery. He killed our tribes, he killed our creed. He took our game for his own need.

747 Upvotes

86 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/genadi_brightside • 6d ago

TPUSSR Carried the flame into outer space

1.4k Upvotes

52 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/DudeWithTheStuff • 6d ago

Curious 🤔 Ben cursed his team

304 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Ypuort • 6d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Kirkhammer

60 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MrDonMega • 6d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Local man devastated to discover nobody gives a single damn about Charlie Kirk

2.0k Upvotes

Go cry me a river 🤣🤣🤣

165 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/fishing-t0stproceeds • 6d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! All this for a PODCASTER mind you 💀😭

208 Upvotes

I just genuinely had to do a double take and laugh. I can’t believe these people can vote

16 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 6d ago

REAL [REAL] The Daily Wire is running out of things to fearmonger about.

378 Upvotes

38 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/tta2013 • 6d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help You've Always Been The Caretaker

178 Upvotes

20 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/philbar • 7d ago

REAL [REAL] Turning Point USA quietly cuts Hegseth's remarks about homophobia and Islamophobia

1.1k Upvotes

Why did Turning Point USA cut out Hegseth saying they'll call you a 'homophobe' and
'Islamophobe' for 'standing up for truth'?

75 comments

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