r/MathJokes • u/HoinhimeOfLight • Jul 22 '26
Hey y'all.
If you see a bot post kindly report it and move on I'll get to it when I can.
If you see a repost and that bugs you down vote and move on.
I ban several bots / people harassing other members daily.
But I'm one fuckin dude who made a math meme subreddit when I was in highschool more then a decade ago. (No this isn't an invite to apply to be a mod here) Some of you lot are insufferable.
Some users have taken to using the report function to harass me for not being terminally online moderating this subreddit.
Unfortunately reddit does not disclose who makes reports and there's no way I can see to report false reporters.
I have set up restrictions on who can post here unfortunately it seems a lot of accounts we're either made 7 to 8 years ago or accounts from that age have been hacked en mass. As the majority of posts I've come across have been from users with accounts that old but have only have post history for the past week.
A lot of these accounts are banned by reddit mere hours after posting here before I can even address the reports for it.
To address reposts. There is no specific rule against it. The people should decide if a repost dies or not. Downvote+ hide and move on if it bothers you. I constantly get reports for reposts. And the posts will be at the top of the Reddit with thousands of upvotes and a load of comments. Clearly it's a post that people want to engage with and Enjoy.
TLDR
It's a reddit about math jokes. Chill out. Be kind.
r/MathJokes • u/Amazing-Sock-463 • 3h ago
why does gemini have a huge problem with cross products it keeps getting it wrong for me i have plus and even pro model doesnt get it right
r/MathJokes • u/Late_Ambition1809 • 2d ago
r/MathJokes • u/CoolGuyMemeHead • 2d ago
A few weeks ago I was at a Clue themed murder mystery party with a couple friends. Because I'm a grad student, they assigned me the role of Professor Plum. The mystery was a bit strange -- Apparently, the victim was murdered by an attacker disguised as a bunch of bushes. The perpetrator had snuck into the mansion, taken a shower, and had a cup of tea afterwards as though nothing were out of the ordinary. I was comparing notes with my friend Joe, portraying Mr. Green, and his husband Morph, playing Colonel Mustard when the answer appeared to me.
"Mustard!" I yelled. "I know you're guilty!"
Everyone was befuddled. Joe asked me why I was so sure even though we had so little evidence.
I told him it was simple. As a student of algebra, I knew that the Colonel of a homo (Morph is him) is a normal shrub group.
r/MathJokes • u/Jamaz00 • 8d ago
At least there steel some cake on the knife
r/MathJokes • u/zanimum • 8d ago
r/MathJokes • u/rogue_juan23 • 8d ago
Given an event E and a system S , if S operates successfully with absolute certainty in any given percentage p of all trials, then:
P(S=1|E) = 1 & P(E) = p
Therefore, by the The Fantana Theorem, assuming failure outside E:
P(S=1) = P(S=1|E) • P(E)
=(1.00)(p)
P(S=1) = p
Q.E.D.
Corollary: The system is infallible whenever it works, which occurs precisely at any given percentage of the time.
In simpler terms (using Fantana’s exact words, in the first known expression of his theorem to state the efficacy of his methods):
“Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.”
Edit: spelling
r/MathJokes • u/BuhFlipExplode • 9d ago
r/MathJokes • u/Thesaurius • 10d ago
As implied by duality by the existence of the Collatz conjecture.
r/MathJokes • u/WelcomeMaximum7110 • 11d ago
