Why doesn't it exist? It would be the British/action movie equivalent of Disneyland & much like the Bond movies themselves would appeal to adults as well as kids. Opened by King Charles with Barbara Broccoli, Pierce Brosnan, Teri Hatcher & Denise Richards
Some ideas:
• Theme park rides based on the movies with the Thunderball ride being a version of the log flume, Goldeneye being a rollercoaster, Skyfall based on a drop tower etc with
Dodgems, each one based on vehicles from the franchise,
Moonraker chair lifts based on the movie etc
• The World of 007: A museum full of costumes & props from the movies including gadgets, weapons & vehicles from cars like the Aston Martin & Lotus to Little Nelly, the Acrostar Jet etc
• For Your Eyes Only - a gallery full of the global artwork of the movie posters as well as original artwork & designs by Ken Adam, Peter Lamont etc
• Scaramanga's Funhouse: a fun house complete with shooting gallery that opens up into a museum/games room dedicated to the villains of the franchise
• A View To A Kill: A cinema that screens each movie in order
• Various screens around the park playing non-stop clips of the most iconic moments
• EoN Studios: create your own movie quality Gun Barrel & Title sequences featuring you, your family or friends in name or image with help from an industry standard film professional
• Lotus sponsored: SUPER TANKER, A water park, multi swimming pool aquatic attraction with slides, floats etc
• Casino Royale: a casino for adults only
• Moneypenny's: an arcade for families complete with Bond theme arcade games, fruit/slot machines etc
• Q's go-cart & motorcycle arena
• Goldeneye: a VR laser tag style game with headset & weapons based on the Nintendo 64 Goldeneye game
• M's Coffee Shop in association with Starbucks or Costa
• Shaken Not Stirred: A fast food restaurant for families in association with KFC, Dominos, IHOP, etc
• Octopussy's: a none fast food restaurant ran by Michelin starred chef
• Living Daylights: a pub, disco & night club for adults only that serves food & alcohol
• A sound system that plays only the theme songs & portions of various musical scores in the franchise
• Statues of each Bond actor & various villains such as Oddjob, Jaws, Mayday etc
• Bond Girls Are Forever: another museum dedicated to just the women in Bonds world
It'd be a nice touch if for each week the park welcomed an actor from one of the movies who would do autograph sessions
I'm sure you guys can come up with other suggestions & ideas. But what do you say? Wouldn't you love to take a family vacation at such a place?