Last time, I did the first 5 Connerys. This time we cover Lazenby, Connery’s last, and the first three Moores. Please don’t kill me for my OHMSS opinions!
I also added two new categories - soundtrack and locations - these are done out of 5.
On her Majesty’s Secret Service:
Other than Tracy, I can’t think of basically any redeeming features of this film in my eyes. Lazenby is not a good Bond - there’s no Q - Blofeld, again, is not portrayed well, the action I think is generally poor. Tracy is an excellent Bond girl, and the end scene where she dies is excellent, but other than fleeting moments this was just a bit of a slog.
Story: 4/10
Action : 4/10
Characters: 4/10
Soundtrack: 4/5
Locations: 3/5
Overall: 19/40
Diamonds are Forever:
A disappointing end to Connery’s time as Bond, but certainly not as bad as OHMSS. I thought Blofeld was played well this time, he seemed more cunning, and I liked Mr Wint and Mr Kidd a lot, but Tiffany is dull and Connery’s heart is obviously not in the character any more. Plainly average is the best way I could describe this film - there are a couple of over the top moments, but nothing too outrageous.
Story: 5/10
Action: 4/10
Characters: 6/10
Soundtrack: 3/5
Locations: 3/5
Overall: 21/40
Live and Let Die:
I really like this. Maybe it’s my own bias for Moore creeping through, but this is certainly the first film since Thunderball that I’ve felt is really a quality entertainment experience. I like Baron Samedi, Tee Hee and Kananga a lot as villains (and frankly Solitaire is possibly the most attractive Bond girl ever). I do feel the ending could have been a bit better (the final confrontation is very short) and I do also think there are some slightly outrageous ideas (how does Kananga keep a whole funeral on standby just in case he has to murder someone outside the Fillet of Soul?) but it’s a lot of fun and well worth a watch. Also the quote “sheer magnetism darling” deserves a special mention for possibly the best Bond quip to a Bond girl ever.
Story: 7/10
Action: 7/10
Characters: 8/10
Soundtrack: 4/5
Location: 5/5
Overall: 31/40
The Man with the Golden Gun:
The Solex doesn’t make for a compelling story, but this film is frankly saved by Christopher Lee as Scaramanga who is frankly excellent. Some great action scenes and chases, but I felt Hai Fat was a bit of a boring character, Goodnight is possibly the ditziest Bond Girl ever, and Nick-Nack could be just a smidge irritating. Overall though, as generally fits Moore’s Bonds, they’re entertainment before they’re high quality films.
Story: 5/10
Action: 7/10
Characters: 6/10
Soundtrack: 3/5
Location: 4/5
Overall: 25/40
The Spy Who Loved Me:
It probably doesn’t get any better than this. If I was going to introduce Bond as a franchise to someone, this is where I’d start it - it’s just too good! Amazing story, with great gadgets and phenomenal characters. Barbara Bach portrays a great Bond girl, there’s a lot of globe trotting, Jaws is probably the most iconic henchman of the series, and the final fight is just excellent. The only complaint I could come up with for this film is Stromberg - I think he’s great, but his motivation does feel a little thin at times and that’s what prevents this film from getting 40/40. Absolutely excellent otherwise!
Story: 10/10
Action: 10/10
Characters: 9/10
Soundtrack: 5/5
Locations: 5/5
Overall: 39/40