r/Iowa • u/c_monies_ • 21h ago
Thank you Iowa
Hello Iowans,
Thank you for having my wife and me for 6 (nowhere near enough) days in September/October. We visited from the UK as part of a tour of the Midwest, with Iowa being one of the main reasons for the trip as we also have friends there.
TL;DR: We loved it and you guys are awesome!
About 7 months ago I made a post as I was going to be visiting Iowa in the fall, and I asked for advice on what to see, eat and do: my original Iowa travel advice post
Firstly, thank you for all the comments and advice. It was really helpful. We obviously didn't get to do everything, as we spent a decent amount of time visiting family and friends and travelling to watch Iowa v Ohio State. More on that later.
I'll miss some parts out, but we managed to see the Effigy Mounds, the Surf Ballroom, The Covered Bridges of Madison County, the John Deere factory (hey, I love tractors!), Boone Railroad and plenty more besides, including corn and lots of it! We absolutely loved it. Although we've been lucky enough to visit the US on quite a few occasions, we haven't been to the Midwest, and Iowa in particular, felt the most "American" of anywhere we had travelled: houses dressed for Halloween, popcorn stands in the streets, proper "Main Street USA" vibes.
Anyway, here are some of my random musings from our stay in Iowa.
The Good
You guys, the Iowans. Which I know is easy to say, but pretty much everyone was really, really friendly, from the cashier in Walmart who asked me to "keep talking" as she liked my accent (no idea why!), to Eric, who gave us a personalised tour of the Capitol Building in Des Moines. (Also thes staff in Iowa State Capitol are opposite end of the scale to miserable people working in Missouri's State Capitol building in Jefferson City, who looked like people who had had the jam taken out of their doughnut)
The small towns. Honestly, this was one of my favourite things. Driving into a little town, seeing the water tower, grain elevator, Main Street, local bar, immaculate lawns and houses decorated for fall/Halloween with the flag flown outside, was exactly the sort of America I wanted to see. It probably seems completely ordinary if you live there, but to us it wasn't. Going round somewhere like Winterset felt like I was in a movie. We even caught a homecoming parade, that was such a treat.
The food. I probably put on about 10 pounds during this trip and I'm choosing not to investigate further. Portion sizes remain absolutely ridiculous to a Brit, but I mean that as a compliment! Shout out to the Iowa staples of the Pork Tenderloin Sandwich and the Maid Rite. Unfortuantely for me, but not my waisteline, I didn't get chance to sample breakfast pizza from a Casey's.
The countryside. I appreciate that you don't have the Rockies, but I loved the rolling countryside and scenery. It reminded me of Norfolk/Suffolk back here. There is majesty in all of those cornfields!
Iowa Hawkeyes. Specifically, we were in Iowa to tick off a bucket-list item of mine: going to a college football game. Ohio State won (funny how the team spending all the money generally wins...), but respect to the Hawkeyes. You can tell that they are representative of local people who understand that it's not always the winning, but the community that's more important. They remind me a lot of my football (soccer) team.
The beer. American beer gets way too much hate. I'm not a big fan of many light, generic lagers, think Bud, Coors, Fosters etc., but I thought the local beer was great, specifically some of the corn based beets. I couldn't tell you the name of any of it, but that's a good sign, right?! Also I like the massive cans of beer you get in the store, is it 16 oz? Anyway we need them here.
The space. You guys have so much space. The roads are wide, the parking lots are massive, the restaurants are spacious. You never feel like you are on top of one another. I already miss that!
The cleanliness. Everywhere felt really clean and well-kept. Maybe it was just the areas we went to, but even the larger towns and cities seemed really well looked after.
Iowa State Cyclones. I'll also give a shout-out to Cyclone fans. I visited Ames, lovely downtown, and when we live in a time when so many people just want to support teams that win consistently, it's refreshing to see plenty of people representing the colours and supporting local.
The Bad
Listen, I know most of the Western world is having "issues" when it comes to governments (our situation is pretty awful) at the moment, but for the love of all that is holy, why do politicians not say what they are going to do and instead just go on and on about how bad the other person is? (this is not unquie to the US, so its a general gripe)
Additionally the amount of political attack adverts on TV is absolutely relentless, appreciate that its Mid-Terms, and some of the messaging is outright nasty. Whoever Ashley Hinson is, is not welcome round mine for a cup of tea and a slice of cake anytime soon (I'm sure she's devastated!).
The Ugly
I'm a big sports fan, and I've been lucky enough to go to different sporting events across many countries, but I can never make sense of selling tickets to opposition fans to sit amongst the home fans while selling as much alcohol as people want (and I like a drink). My experience v OSU would probably put me off bringing my wife to another game, I've followed my football team all over, home and away so I'm never shocked by any sports fans but I don't need rivals sports fan shouting and threatening each other over her head either.
I'd heard that some Ohio State fans had a bit of a reputation, and unfortunately a couple of the ones sitting near us certainly lived up to it! I don't think I've had to "politely" ask someone to "calm down" (not the actual words) at a sporting event, unless they were under the age of about 10 and a family member, for over 20 years! Cheer you team by all means, but please do it in the right way.
Also worthy of note, there was an Ohio State fan going around trying to chat up any young women, with or without boyfriends. I don't think I've ever heard "do you fancy a threesome" at a sporting event before, but there you go!
I've waffled enough, but Iowa is 10/10. I'll be back. What the state may lack in jaw-dropping scenery and blockbuster attractions, it makes up for in the friendliness of its people, your perfect looking little towns and farms, and the pride you take in your neighbourhoods, towns and cities.
Thank you for having us.
If you've got any questions, I'll be happy to answer them.
Edit: It probably came across as though I didn't enjoy the Football, to clear it up it was fantastic. The Marching Band spelling out IOWA, the crowd dressed in gold or black, depending on sections, waving to the childrens hospital, it was a great experience. There's now probably more Iowa Hawkeyes clothing in my house than I care to think about, and that includes a bandana for the dog!
Just a shame that the third (?) snap of the game was a fumble by the Hawks!!