What!? Steal this idea from Jabber!? I would never!
Anyways yeah I know I said I wouldn’t post cause vacation and whatever, but I wrote this at like midnight in the hotel and it’s a character info post. I don’t have to respond to actual RP comments!
I’ve wanted to make a character trivia/head canons post for a while now but never got around to it. I decided I’d lump it in with this. It’ll be a long one so strap in! Sections will be labeled so if you just wanna read a certain part, go ahead!
Angel info:
Name: Grant F’skal (Grant as in a grant from the bank and F’skal is pronounced fiscal as in fiscal year)
Occupation: Accountant for the Angel’s of Demiss
Age: Around 5000 years old (as old as the first currency, which in this case is Mesopotamian Shekels)
Mental age: early 40’s or late 30’s (His position has mentally aged him a bit compared to some of his siblings.)
Sexuality: Whatever’s cheapest (this is all your getting lol)
Personality: Overworked and underpaid, the angel of accounting is definitely one of the more morally grey angels. He finds the antics of the Hub’s residents and his siblings to be quite entertaining when they aren’t costing Demiss millions in property damage everyday.
But due to being so focused in on his job, he presents himself as extremely professional, which usually comes off as quite cold. In reality, he truly does care, but his firm belief that professionalism comes first has stunted his ability to present emotions effectively. He’s especially bad at comforting people in emotional situations. So he usually prefers to stay out of it and let his more emotionally intelligent siblings handle things.
He’s quite stressed, simply due to his job constantly requiring attention. He also silently hopes people don’t hate him, as he’s usually the guy who has to be the “fun police” and reign things in when it gets too expensive. This surely hasn’t helped with his stress, and it’s caused him to actually physically age slightly.
But even still, Grant does care deeply for his siblings, and does enjoy a relaxing moment every now and again! So it’s not too bad. At least that’s what he reasons.
Grant’s powers:
Money summon: Grant can summon money to himself and even imbue it with energy for powerful attacks.
Teleportation: Grant’s preferred method of travel. Each teleport costs the GDP of Lichtenstein. Yes that’s a reference.
Flight: Grant can fly. He just never does because he says it’s “Too flashy.” And “unprofessional”.
High intellect: idk if this counts as a power or not but I’m throwing it here anyways. Basically, Grant is a human calculator. On top of that, he’s also quite well read. This makes him very intelligent and good at solving more practical problems.
There’s definitely more but these are the ones I’ve actually thought out.
Fun facts about Grant:
- Grant wasn’t actually always so stressed out. Back when he first came about, he was actually quite relaxed and did take things to seriously. His younger siblings wouldn’t remember this though, as this only lasted around 500 years. Then people started getting a little more complicated with their money. And it hasn’t gotten any easier since.
- Grant’s favorite drink is hot cocoa. It’s quite relaxing for him. In fact, he loves it so much that it’s one of the VERY few things he’ll actually buy more expensive, higher quality product of.
- Grant’s design is heavily inspired by Higuruma from JJK. That may have been obvious, or maybe it wasn’t. But what I know wasn’t obvious is that Grant’s “crooked smile” is based off my own! That’s right! Your boy’s smile has been described as “Crooked” and “Looking like you’ll cut someone”. I don’t mind this at all btw. I honestly think it’s funny! But yeah, I decided that fit the bill for Grant’s character.
- Grant has a severe case of resting bitch face. I’ve mentioned this a lot but might as well throw it here too.
- Grant’s favorite cartoon character is Scrooge McDuck. You can probably guess why.
- Grant is aware of all my characters. His personal favorite of my roster is Allison, solely because she is the sanest of the bunch.
Character trivia/head canons:
Alice Angel head canon: Anytime Alice wants to call something pretty, she must call it “Beautiful” as she is so obsessed with chasing beauty, she doesn’t have any other words in her vocabulary for describing it. I’ve made sure to translate this into RP, although I doubt it’s ever been noticed.
Allison AND Cartoon Alice Angel head canon: Now the polar opposite of Alice, Allison and Toon Alice must never use the word “Beautiful” to describe something. They must use “pretty” or “mesmerizing” or literally any other variation of the word. Again, I doubt anyone has ever noticed this, as it’s a really random detail. I just do it to highlight the difference between cycle Alice and the more “pure” versions of Alice Angel
Sammy and Alice head canon: Both Sammy and Alice refuse to call Porter and Heidi by name, instead opting to simply refer to them as “Lost One(s)”. This is because, since most lost ones are insane and both kill them on mass, Sammy and Alice view them as inferior.
Porter trivia: I once tried to write angst for Porter. I was gonna do something with his “Lost One” side starting to creep in, making him violently lash out at random. I never ended up doing this though, because I hated it. Since then, I’ve made a rule that I am not allowed to write Porter angst. His character is developed enough. It would serve no purpose anyways. Although you can actually see remnants of this idea if you go back to my “Porter fighting game voice lines” post. In it, I gave him “Rare voice lines” that were much more violent than his standard lines.
Bon joke head canon: I have a joke head canon with Bon where he just relentlessly bullies Susan in Wonderland because he can. This is made even funnier by the fact that Bon stuffed Susan into the Banny animatronic, and cartoon Bon is well known to bully cartoon Banny for no reason. Again, this is just a joke and doesn’t actually pop up in actual RP. Although in any non-canon stuff, I love doing this.
Lorenzo head canon: this requires a bit of context to fully grasp so just bear with me. In Return of the Pumpkin Rabbit, Lorenzo is supposed to be fat, according to the creators. This led to me and Jess making a joke that Rachel, Lorenzo’s wife, is a “chubby chaser” and likes Lorenzo fat. Then it just kinda… bled into our actual RP. I think it’s fucking hilarious and honestly makes the two even more fun. As for the head canon I have for Lorenzo though, it’s just that he has no idea Rachel is actively trying to keep him fat/fatten him more. Like this dude gets extra portions of dinner all the time and thinks nothing of it. He just likes his wife’s cooking too much to think about it.
Allison and Tom head canon: This one is probably one of if not my closest to actual canon head canon. It’s that Tom and Allison never got to have a proper wedding due to the studio being the way it is, and Allison sometimes fantasizes about what an actual wedding for them might’ve looked like.
Toon Alice Angel trivia: Toon Alice actually likes being cat called. She thinks it’s funny, and it feeds her ego a bit. She may even indulge it slightly, as she’s gone as far as a kiss on the cheek in the Bendy comics.
Doc trivia: Typing Doc’s accent is a pain in my ass! Does this even count as trivia? Probably not but I felt like saying it. (I do still enjoy doing it tho)
