r/GlobalOffensive • • 22h ago

Discussion This viewmodel always make giggle and slap my fat belly

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0 Upvotes

i was messing with my viewmodel settings when i stumbled upon this glorious beast of a perspective. Doesn't it make you gas n' giggle?


r/GlobalOffensive • • 7h ago

Gameplay The Downfall of Peeking - a video showing the statistic change with holding and peeking in CS2 versus older CS:GO and CSS

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Video showcases a severe advantage of peeking versus older games.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 19h ago

Discussion How to create an "X" crosshair?

2 Upvotes

I was wondering if there is a way to create an "X" crosshair, as I saw a player use it, however it was made before the update and the code they provided me does not work. Does anyone have an idea if it is possible to do currently and if so, assist in providing the information. Thanks.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 9m ago

Discussion Vac update idea

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  1. Add overwatch back

  2. on event of a VACLIVE detection, permanently ban their hardware, IP address, Credit and debit card. then, delete every single skin in their inventory and put their real name and address on a online list everyone can see. next, send a hitman to eliminate the cheater's family, then imprison him for eternity


r/GlobalOffensive • • 20h ago

Help Need help running the Shanghai major final demo in CS2.

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0 Upvotes

I downloaded the demo from HLTV, put it where it needs to be, and then used playdemo. Idk man, I think a mere 2 year-old demo should work on source-2 powered CS2 in big 2026.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 13h ago

Gameplay Good AC update

0 Upvotes

11-0 but we are cheating thank you valvo


r/GlobalOffensive • • 11h ago

Help I have alektorophobia

0 Upvotes

alektorophobia is the fear of chickens. i was ok with it in cs so chickens are something in this game and not all maps have it but now it seems that every player is getting a chicken pet so what am i gonna do now? i would also appreciate a help with maps without chicken spawns and ones where they spawn so i would be more careful picking maps. ty!!


r/GlobalOffensive • • 21h ago

Discussion Can the demo UI be revamped?

0 Upvotes

Instead of having to delete the demo to redownload it, make it a retry button.
Or tell the user it's not available for download just yet.
I don't know, it's quite annoying having to spam the the buttons until it does eventually download.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 19h ago

Discussion What's the current meta loadout for CT and T side?

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I use this, but I rarely have the opportunity to buy the auto sniper on T side.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 3h ago

Discussion | Esports I can confirm that Premier is playable again

0 Upvotes

I have a good account standing at 4.5k hours and level 9 faceit . Premier was unplayable and there were exploiters every single match . I started playing on thursday and almost 10 matches on a row , not a single exploiter . They definitely did something to VAC and a lot of these posts saying that I was wrongly flagged , are probably crybabies that like to spoil other games . Just a friendly reminder to you all that you should try premier . Chicken is growing and it is in a healthy state


r/GlobalOffensive • • 18h ago

Post-Match Discussion BBL vs ex-RUSTEC / PGL Bucharest 2027 Closed Qualifier - Upper Bracket Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion

4 Upvotes

BBL πŸ‡©πŸ‡° 2-1 πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί RUSTEC

Anubis: 11-13
Nuke: 13-8
Ancient: 13-3
 

πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL Esports advance to Upper Final and will face Apogee Esports

 


Predicted VRS Impact

Team Rank Diff Total
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL #40 β†’ #39 +6 pts 1342 pts
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC #88 β†’ #91 -6 pts 1070 pts

Note: VRS officially updates once per month. This is simply a prediction that might not take into account all factors that go into VRS calculations.

 


Event Information

PGL Bucharest 2027 Closed Qualifier | πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί Europe (Online) | Liquipedia | HLTV

 


Team Information

πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL Esports | Liquipedia | HLTV | Faceit
Roster: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ s1mple | πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ Senzu | πŸ‡©πŸ‡° Magisk | πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ mzinho | πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί asap
Coach: πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± TaZ
Subs/Benched: πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί electroNic

πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί RUSTEC | Liquipedia | HLTV | Twitch
Subs/Benched: πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ Brilliance β™› | πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί jakekeS | πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺ supra | πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί anttzz | πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί youka βŠ•

Note: Above rosters do not reflect temporary subs and may be out of date if recent changes were made

 


Map Vetoes

BBL MAP ex-RUSTEC
cache X
X dust2
anubis βœ”
βœ” nuke
X mirage
inferno X
ancient

 


Full Match Stats

Team K-D ADR Swing Rating
  πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL 1.16
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° salazar βŠ• 55-28 78.1 +6.55% 1.56
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° MistR 41-34 66.0 +0.66% 1.12
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° NickyB 42-40 87.0 -0.34% 1.12
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° leakz 41-39 85.4 -0.51% 1.02
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° IceBerg β™› 40-43 79.7 +0.84% 1.00
  πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC 0.89
πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ Brilliance β™› 43-45 77.4 -1.15% 1.04
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί shalfey 39-41 67.6 -0.91% 0.95
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί youka βŠ• 37-41 62.6 +0.17% 0.91
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί relaxxie 38-47 73.2 -2.20% 0.90
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί bl1x1 25-48 53.5 -3.34% 0.66

HLTV Match Page

 


 

MAP 1: Anubis

 

Team CT T Total
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL 3 8 11
T CT
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC 9 4 13

 

Team K-D ADR Swing Rating
  πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL 1.04
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° salazar βŠ• 20-13 81.0 +3.49% 1.32
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° leakz 19-17 94.2 -1.24% 1.15
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° MistR 13-15 60.4 +1.29% 1.07
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° NickyB 14-16 82.1 -0.55% 1.02
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° IceBerg β™› 9-19 57.3 -6.19% 0.63
  πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC 1.07
πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ Brilliance β™› 19-15 88.8 +1.43% 1.28
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί shalfey 19-13 79.8 +1.16% 1.26
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί youka βŠ• 16-13 64.8 +4.29% 1.12
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί relaxxie 15-18 78.0 -2.05% 0.93
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί bl1x1 10-18 58.9 -2.14% 0.77

Anubis Detailed Stats

 


 

MAP 2: Nuke

 

Team T CT Total
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL 6 7 13
CT T
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC 6 2 8

 

Team K-D ADR Swing Rating
  πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL 1.25
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° salazar βŠ• 21-9 83.8 +9.05% 1.81
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° IceBerg β™› 13-14 77.0 +3.70% 1.21
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° MistR 15-12 73.4 -2.18% 1.15
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° NickyB 15-15 88.2 -1.87% 1.13
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° leakz 14-13 79.7 -1.70% 0.93
  πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC 0.89
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί relaxxie 16-16 77.5 -0.89% 1.13
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί youka βŠ• 15-14 81.3 -0.82% 1.09
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί shalfey 13-15 67.1 +0.49% 0.91
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί bl1x1 9-17 52.8 -2.22% 0.67
πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ Brilliance β™› 10-17 52.0 -3.62% 0.65

Nuke Detailed Stats

 


 

MAP 3: Ancient

 

Team CT T Total
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL 9 4 13
T CT
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC 3 0 3

 

Team K-D ADR Swing Rating
  πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL 1.37
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° IceBerg β™› 18-10 116.8 +7.63% 1.60
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° salazar βŠ• 14-6 66.2 +7.86% 1.58
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° MistR 13-7 64.8 +3.43% 1.29
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° NickyB 13-9 92.9 +1.99% 1.29
πŸ‡©πŸ‡° leakz 8-9 79.8 +2.14% 1.09
  πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί ex-RUSTEC 0.75
πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ Brilliance β™› 14-13 93.6 -1.78% 1.29
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί relaxxie 7-13 60.2 -4.13% 0.74
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί shalfey 7-13 50.0 -5.84% 0.62
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί bl1x1 6-13 46.4 -6.59% 0.56
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί youka βŠ• 6-14 34.9 -4.71% 0.55

Ancient Detailed Stats

 


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r/GlobalOffensive • • 16h ago

Discussion | Esports kyousuke = kjaerbye

525 Upvotes

i predicted this would happen, winning a major at a young age and getting paid a shit ton of money in salary, hes mentally checked out and doesnt care anymore, hes already won what everyone wants. Or he does care but refuses to change his playstyle because hes won a major and thinks everything he does is correct.

He's cooked, falcons will likely bench him post major (if they dont win it)


r/GlobalOffensive • • 16h ago

Workshop GGEZ sticker

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Hey thereπŸ‘‹

I wanted to showcase the sticker we recently made for the Pop Art collection.

What do you think?

If you liked it, consider giving it a thumbs up in the Steam page: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3821687690


r/GlobalOffensive • • 14h ago

Workshop New Skin for Glock-18| Crimson Calavera V.2

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r/GlobalOffensive • • 5h ago

Workshop Theorem: five finishes inspired by math equations (M4A1-S, 2Γ— M4A4, USP-S, Glock-18)

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Five Custom Paint Jobs in layered paper, each inspired by one piece of math and fitted to its gun's parts. The palette is the red, yellow, blue and black of Oliver Byrne's 1847 Euclid, which taught geometry in coloured shapes.

- M4A1-S | Overtone: a square wave as a sum of sine waves. Nine harmonics by the stock, one fewer every half wave towards the muzzle, and a single sine on the silencer.

- M4A4 | Eightfold: the Ammann–Beenker tiling, squares and rhombs that never repeat, with its eightfold star on the receiver.

- M4A4 | Switchback: Truchet tiles whose arcs join into paths that wind and double back; four of them close into a circle over the magazine well.

- USP-S | Escape Time: the Basilica Julia set (z β†’ zΒ² βˆ’ 1) in paper on a navy slide, its contours running over the frame and the silencer.

- Glock-18 | Golden Mean: golden squares spiralling in to a point on the slide, each with a quarter circle, drawn like a textbook figure.

Every step between two sheets is in the normal map, the paper has a faint pearl sheen, and the wear runs 0.00–0.50. Each one hides a registration target and a colour bar for the inspect.

Collection: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3820956682

Happy to hear what works and what doesn't.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 23h ago

Discussion | Esports CS Commentator-isms

27 Upvotes

Basically, what're your favourite (and least favourite) phrases that get repeated on commentary in nearly every game?

For example - "hot hands", "lights-out CS", "backs his aim", among others.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 41m ago

Discussion | Esports Fissure playground 4 cost

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So they released that next fissure will be in georgia. And for me it is a visa-free country and a big chance to get there easily. I want to go with my friends, if there is someone who have visited tournaments for 3 full days could y'all tell how much usually it costs? Like hotels, food, tickets, how much you spend for this event?


r/GlobalOffensive • • 21h ago

Help Anyone have a good replica of the karambit from csgo?

0 Upvotes

Don't know if this is the right place to ask, but I'm after a decent replica karambit. Sure, there's plenty of them online, but they're all cheap and way too small. I don't even have especially big hands. I'm after a larger karambit similar in size to the one in GO that can be manipulated with gloves on. Anyone got anything? I'm looking at the UC Honshu karambit but there must be something better.


r/GlobalOffensive • • 12h ago

Gameplay | Esports s1mple shows his Cache B Site utility combo

124 Upvotes

r/GlobalOffensive • • 20h ago

Gameplay Great way to start the game

22 Upvotes

r/GlobalOffensive • • 19h ago

Gameplay | Esports NiKo classic 3K

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r/GlobalOffensive • • 18h ago

Discussion | Esports Top 10 worst performers of Thunderpick WC 2026 currently

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r/GlobalOffensive • • 7h ago

Discussion | Esports device: β€œI think we would have been fucking good” with NIP

224 Upvotes

r/GlobalOffensive • • 6m ago

Fluff | Esports teses b site reload incident πŸ₯€

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pretty much gave up the match to aurora

my humble goat choked at the worst possible time 😭


r/GlobalOffensive • • 22h ago

Post-Match Discussion Apogee vs Nemesis / PGL Bucharest 2027 Closed Qualifier - Upper Bracket Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion

11 Upvotes

Apogee Esports πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± 2-0 πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Team Nemesis

Mirage: 13-11
Ancient: 13-10
Cache
 

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee Esports advance to Upper Final and will face πŸ‡©πŸ‡° BBL Esports or πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Ex-RUSTEC

 


Predicted VRS Impact

Team Rank Diff Total
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee #54 β†’ #50 +23 pts 1255 pts
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Nemesis #32 β†’ #33 -21 pts 1374 pts

Note: VRS officially updates once per month. This is simply a prediction that might not take into account all factors that go into VRS calculations.

 


Event Information

PGL Bucharest 2027 Closed Qualifier | πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί Europe (Online) | Liquipedia | HLTV

 


Team Information

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee Esports | Liquipedia | HLTV | Faceit | YouTube
Roster: πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Prism β™› | πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Demho | πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Qlocuu | πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Ex1st | πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± ultimate βŠ•
Coach: πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± SZPERO
Subs/Benched: πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Dr3nquu | πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Melavi

πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Team Nemesis | Liquipedia | HLTV | Official Site | Faceit | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | TikTok | YouTube | Twitch
Roster: πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί SELLTER β™› | πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Sdaim | πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί tex1y | πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ mag1k3Y βŠ• | πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί r3salt
Coach: πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί brain

Note: Above rosters do not reflect temporary subs and may be out of date if recent changes were made

 


Map Vetoes

Apogee MAP Nemesis
X inferno
anubis X
βœ” mirage
ancient βœ”
nuke X
X dust2
cache

 


Full Match Stats

Team K-D ADR Swing Rating
  πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee 1.10
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± ex1st 40-28 90.8 +4.42% 1.47
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Prism β™› 35-30 78.4 +1.41% 1.16
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Qlocuu 26-29 75.1 +3.25% 1.11
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± ultimate βŠ• 30-28 62.3 +1.92% 1.01
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Demho 22-31 52.2 -3.04% 0.77
  πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Nemesis 0.92
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί SELLTER β™› 33-31 87.4 +0.37% 1.12
πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ mag1k3Y βŠ• 33-30 70.3 +0.67% 1.00
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Sdaim 25-29 74.5 -0.77% 0.93
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί r3salt 28-32 61.4 -3.34% 0.87
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί tex1y 25-33 53.4 -4.90% 0.66

HLTV Match Page

 


 

MAP 1: Mirage

 

Team T CT Total
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee 4 9 13
CT T
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Nemesis 8 3 11

 

Team K-D ADR Swing Rating
  πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee 1.12
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Prism β™› 25-14 96.6 +5.83% 1.79
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± ex1st 16-16 86.8 +3.18% 1.34
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± ultimate βŠ• 11-14 48.2 +2.17% 0.90
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Qlocuu 11-17 60.9 +0.57% 0.82
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Demho 11-17 44.9 -3.47% 0.73
  πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Nemesis 0.92
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί r3salt 21-15 75.8 -2.68% 1.15
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί tex1y 18-15 77.9 -1.66% 0.94
πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ mag1k3Y βŠ• 16-15 68.3 +0.30% 0.92
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί SELLTER β™› 15-14 66.3 -0.63% 0.92
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Sdaim 7-16 62.1 -3.61% 0.69

Mirage Detailed Stats

 


 

MAP 2: Ancient

 

Team CT T Total
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee 7 6 13
T CT
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Nemesis 5 5 10

 

Team K-D ADR Swing Rating
  πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Apogee 1.16
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± ex1st 24-12 94.9 +5.71% 1.68
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Qlocuu 15-12 90.0 +6.05% 1.46
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± ultimate βŠ• 19-14 76.9 +1.67% 1.15
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Demho 11-14 59.7 -2.59% 0.80
πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Prism β™› 10-16 59.4 -3.20% 0.70
  πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Nemesis 0.95
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί SELLTER β™› 18-17 109.4 +1.42% 1.35
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Sdaim 18-13 87.5 +2.20% 1.24
πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ mag1k3Y βŠ• 17-15 72.3 +1.06% 1.09
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί r3salt 7-17 46.5 -4.03% 0.60
πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί tex1y 7-18 27.9 -8.29% 0.46

Ancient Detailed Stats

 


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