kid seems to have big feelings

These are floating around my college campus

"The Bible is very clear! Any sensual or sexual contact with the opposite sex outside of marriage... blah blah blah... falls into the category of fornication."

(Does anyone else see a bit of a loophole there)

Slightly melancholy note from someone attempting to quit smoking, but getting 'Mike' to obtain them illicitly, behind their partner, David's, back. At least, that's how I read

Found this little guy on the ground at work. Guess it came off someone's glasses. Thought I had found a hatless Waldo for a minute!

OBVIOUSLY I took him home, dried him off and put him on my wall. He’s not alone anymore :)

Found a notebook that had obviously been lost out a car window. Some pages with scraps of English, but this one seems to be some kind of Arabic script? If anyone knows what it says, I'd be very interested

A somewhat 1960s-looking flower rendered with grease pencils. On the back are very faint pencil notations, barely legible but referring to an "art museum flea market", and with a shopping list for "red wine / white champagne / blue tequila".

The book is Idylls of the king