r/DJsCirclejerk • • May 22 '26

Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.

59 Upvotes

Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?

Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.

So, be cool. Are you cool?


r/DJsCirclejerk • • Aug 16 '26

[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]

90 Upvotes

Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 1d ago

If you're not using 16 CDJs what are you even doing with your life?

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223 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Count to four

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201 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 4d ago

DJ 101

328 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Custom Vinyl Cube Turntable Record Player

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5 Upvotes

if you’re not playing cubed vinyl (real C DJs), how can you make your set three-dimensional?


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 5d ago

BetaTheta mods apparently consider getting laid to be promoting piracy🙄

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118 Upvotes

They’re mad because I get laid AND get free music while they can’t do either 😂


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 6d ago

New method of getting unreleased music: Hooking up with a producer (slightly nsfw) NSFW

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Tetris on a Xone:K2

32 Upvotes

Got tetris on a K2 while making a software to assign led colours while using as a midi controller.

But will it run doom?


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 7d ago

Maybe he should put on Old Town Road?

14 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 9d ago

Rumor: CDJ-4000 to be priced at $4,000

35 Upvotes

You heard it here first!

(Im starting this rumor. Idk how much it will cost)


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 12d ago

The only people that can cope with u/djsoomo set up

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27 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 13d ago

You can't legitimately call yourself a DJ unless you use physical records!!

251 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 15d ago

My top 3 Gripes with Djs

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 16d ago

How can I soak without STDs?

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6 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 16d ago

Deep house set in front of normies

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 18d ago

Guy holds beer over deck, girls behind DJ say "WTF" and tell staff, staff gets guy to move drink, guy makes funny face (timestamp 48:55)

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 19d ago

Everyone thinks they're above reposting until you put these in front of them

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20 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 20d ago

All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.

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15 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 22d ago

Everyone is an airline pilot until you put these in front of them

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46 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 21d ago

An absolutely amazing setup

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 22d ago

Everyone is a DJ until you put these in front of them

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85 Upvotes

(Credit: DJ Soomo)


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 23d ago

No idea whatsoever what this means...

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30 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 23d ago

🚮

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13 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 24d ago

LPT: set your alarm clock sound to the last 60 seconds of a track for which you know an absolute banger track to mix into it

18 Upvotes

gets me up every time, even during the afters when someone already playing some shit