r/Bozeman • u/ParkingEven9594 • 11h ago
Just know I hate you
To the person or people who ride up and down Babcock and Michael's Grove all day, all night, for hours, on their motorcycles and dirt bikes.
I hope the next time you order fast food you get someone else's order and don't realize until you're home.
I hope your dog eats something from the trash and pukes in your shoe.
I hope you forget to lock your car and your favorite water bottle gets stolen.
I hope you go to Yellowstone and see no animals.
I hope your tires deflate enough at the first freeze that you have to put air in them while being late for work.
I hope the magpies pull the trash from your bin out and spread it out all over your yard.
For the love of God, go ride around town or literally anywhere instead of the same two blocks all day and night.