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Freshly 38, redhead who is in the most mundane chapter of her life.

I am married and have been for 13 years, no children but I do have a cat. My husband's work keeps us split majority of the time, I guess thats the plus side of his job. Unfortunately, its taken a huge toll ... I have needs and wants. I want laughter, fun& excitement. I want to date, fall in love, actually feel something.

am looking for someone who isnt serious, who can take a joke. I want simple, easy yet passionate.

I'm petite, 5'2, redhead as mentioned. Will share photos if we click

I'm sorry if this is awkward! I'm not sure what to write without sounding desperate??

Anyways if you are in the metro Detroit'ish area shoot me a message!

no, I'm not a bot or a OF model

I miss the kind of connection that brings the random smiles and laughs while looking at your phone throughout the day. Are you someone that can provide excitement as well as consistency? Willing to share your desires as well as your quirks?

About me: 5’3", curvy, with black hair and brown eyes. My career is demanding but leaves room for spontaneity. I strive to stay active but some days are harder than most.

Looking for: 40+, Asian, honest and confident who knows who they are and what they can bring to the table. If you don't have the time for this, we will not be a good match

Life is complicated and fleeting. Let's be each other's escape from the mundane

I’d really like to meet someone who is chill, likes to have fun, and would be interested in getting to know each other. I like talking, sharing stories (ghost stories!) and the occasional roast just to keep you on your toes. North AL is my preferred location or surrounding areas. We can get to know each other better if you want to decide to meet up at some point.
I’m happy in my marriage, and I want more. I hope the same for you.

Me:
I’m Married, short, fiery, blonde, blue eyes, tattoos and piercings.. sometimes an attitude and indecisive..

I’m looking for a particular guy..

He’s also married, Between the age of 30-45, shared interests and conversation, keeps up with the fun and passion, opportunity to meet locally.. even if passing from flying into the country.. Be so in tune it’s scary, hot and tall..

I’m not looking to change anyone’s situation, I don’t want to hear bad mouthing of other halves and discretion is key

I had a previous account of ConfidenceThat9384

I'm married. I'm here looking for a long term relationship, preferably online but I'm open to moving things in person if that's what we both want.

For work I carry a badge and cuffs and drive a really fast car that makes wee-woo sounds whenever I chase bad guys.

I love to travel. I enjoy road trips, visiting beaches, working out, movie nights at home, cold cloudy weather, rainy days, pineapple on pizza, the yellow tropical Redbull, steak and roasted potatoes, s’mores, Halloween and Christmas, food trucks, tacos, Coke Zero, calisthenic workouts, boxing, detailing cars on the weekends among other things.

I enjoy listening to music. My playlist is kind of everywhere.

I also love listening to podcasts, mainly anything true crime related and conspiracies.

If I sound like your shot of tequila then feel free to reach out :)

PNW girlie…

Married,human mom, dog mom, SpongeBob enthusiast, and professional overthinker. A little chaotic, a little sarcastic, and unfortunately, I have feelings despite my best efforts to act like a menace.

I love good banter, playful roasting, random conversations, and people who can actually hold a conversation instead of hitting me with a dry “hey.” I’m 420-friendly, a little zesty, and occasionally disappear into the wilderness or my own little world.
I’m here for laughs, good vibes, and some harmless trouble. Nothing gross, please. I’m a sensitive gangster, not a criminal.
*notabot

Good Morning!

I have been married for a few years. Im fem, im married to a woman, and things aren’t too bad. so like everyone I absolutely do not want anything in my life or yours to blow up.

I‘m mostly looking for women, but im truly open to anyone! But a reason I am on here is dead bedroom, and Im definitely looking for a spicy spark, and Im into kink🫣 Im pansexual. I want to be able to have a cool friend, someone to talk to and laugh with. Someone kind and funny and willing to listen. Share fun things about our day, etc.

Im 5’4, i have long straight brown hair, I’m definitely a curvier, plus size girl. I dress feminine and i tend to be more submissive in relationships / on the spicy side.

DM me if you are interested :)

Just like a lot of other people here, I’m missing some intimacy and enjoyment in my life. I’d like to find someone to get to know, build trust, and go from there. Obviously this needs to be discrete and private and I will respect the same for you. I work from home so I usually have availability in the weekdays. Not too much other than that.

As for what I’m looking for, I’m pretty open. Definitely someone over 30. A good sense of humor and smile are appreciated. As for me, I’m 5’9” and about 180lbs, brown hair, green eyes.

I would like to start slow and build from there.

Happy Friday, Y’all! I’m 46, married (in a dead bedroom) and looking for a consistent, long term AP. I’m looking to build an emotional and physical connection with one man who makes me feel seen and desired. I want to feel excitement and passion again! I’m looking for someone who isn’t going to ghost in a few days or start with sex talk right out of the gate. I like a slow burn where there’s intense flirting and the building of anticipation. I’m not interested in cake eaters or partner bashing. I just want to create our own little bubble that’s drama free and full of passion. That shouldn’t be too difficult, right? 🤣

This isn’t my first rodeo, so my OPSEC is solid and yours should be too. And I’m not interested in changing your situation, or mine for that matter. Please only reach out if you have the time for this and can engage in consistent communication. I’m not talking about nonstop texting, because who has the time for that!

A little about me: I’m petite and physically fit, with curves in all the right places. I have dark hair and hazel eyes, and I’m often told I’m attractive and exotic (I’m mixed Filipina and white). I take care of myself and am most attracted to men who do the same, so I prefer someone active, fit, and HWP. Physical attraction and chemistry are obviously important, but personality, intelligence, humor, and how we connect matter even more to me. I’m confident in my own skin and have a laid back personality. I’m educated with advanced degrees and work in a white collar profession.

A few things that will probably save us both some time: I’m looking for a similarly married or attached man ages 35 - 50 yo. I prefer someone who doesn’t have very small children (mine are grown). It would be great if you lived in my area (Little Rock), but I know that’s not likely. I have the flexibility to travel 1-2 times per month and it would be even better if you could also travel some. Politically, I’m very much in the blue camp so no MAGA please. I’d rather share pics on telegram sooner rather than later. Attraction goes both ways, and I think it’s better to make sure we both like what we see before investing too much time chatting.

Most importantly, please have time for this and intend to actually meet up in person as soon as we feel comfortable. I’m not interested in online only. The goal is to look forward to your messages, smile at my phone like an idiot, and eventually find out if the chemistry is even better in person.

So, if you’re a grown man who can flirt without making it weird, communicate without being chased, and follow through on what you say, I’d love to hear from you! Bonus points if you can make me laugh and leave me wanting more. 😉 I’m definitely a real woman and #notabot

If you reach out, tell me your favorite holiday and why so I know you read my ad in its entirety.

Seems like this place is riled up with drama. Well I can promise you there won’t be any from me.

I’m married with kids and they are all in another state away. I’m here for work. So my opsec is air tight. I can even host with zero issues.

I’m white tall average build clean cut. Educated with multiple degrees and have a professional job. I like spending time getting to know someone on a deep level. My love languages are physical touch (not just sex) quality time and words of affirmation. Focus on physical touch. That’s what I’m missing. I’m a high quality person. I enjoy the outdoors and imperfect date for me would be grabbing coffee and talking or going for a nice walk together.

I’m looking for someone to get to know and spend time together.

~Notabot

I’m looking for in person. As much as chats are fun you can’t really get to know someone until you meet and talk face to face. I’m not afraid of strangers at a coffee shop.

Full transparency: I’m here for a mostly sexual connection. Flirting, chemistry, and orgasms. Not your next soul tie or exit plan. Miss me with that shit. We can absolutely talk about day-to-day life, laugh, share things, send each other music, etc. But if you’re looking for a whole ass relationship, there are plenty of other women to choose from. It won’t be me.

I need you filthy, direct, and unapologetic. If you’re timid or want to dance around giving me what I need, please don’t. Call me names like you fucking mean it, talk me through it. If your whole thing is throwing a “good girl” my way every so often, we aren’t a match. I need someone who knows how to talk to me and isn’t afraid to push the right buttons. I can’t cum without it, and I’ll let my therapist unpack that later. In the meantime, you can take all that shit you probably need therapy for, too, and put it to good use.

You should absolutely ruin me, then help me catch my breath and remind me it’s all a game. I can get emotional and overwhelmed, and I need someone who understands how to help me come back down. I’m not looking for some weird fucking online dom/sub relationship. I want someone who makes me laugh and calls me a whore. Simple.

I know you’re reading this like, fuck yea… she just wants to cum. Easy day. But there’s more to it than that. Sometimes the need to get off is so intense I can’t focus. I pant, cry, and whimper like a bitch in heat. That’s where you come in. My mental state is directly tied to my cunt (but really)… I want you to learn how to read me like a fucking book. Anticipate that a bad meeting at work means I’m going to need you to put me on my knees to help me make it through the rest of the day. If you’re not comfortable navigating that side of me, we won’t work. I’m looking for one guy I can build trust with, someone consistent, who follows through, and who I know will take care of me when I need it.

Me: married. a natural redhead. A whole 5 foot tall… yes, really. Some tattoos, but not covered. A little nerdy. Think space buns and converse. In shape, and I don’t mean round (except that ass tho ;). I’m not afraid to send pics early because if we’re not attracted to each other, there’s no point wasting time. I really do need to find someone to make me cum. 🤷‍♀️

Oh, and *notabot

I think that’s about covers it. Ffs.

Looking for that connection that goes beyond our married lives. One where we can be ourselves and free from the constraints our routine lives.

We can light that fire and reignite the excitement along with the thrill. Fulfill our needs and put our minds at ease. Share our intimate moments together as we keep it a secret we share.

I’m not looking to change your situation nor mine’s.

I enjoy humor with a mix of introspective or deep conversations. I enjoy the hobbies of working out, watching shows, strumming my guitar, cooking, occasional book reading, taking walks outdoors, listening to music or a podcast, and connecting with you ;)

Let’s grab a coffee and see where this journey takes us :)

Tired of vanilla affairs? Maybe it's time for a pumpkin spice affair! Now you're probably wondering, "What exactly is a pumpkin spice affair?" I don't know! But there's pumpkin spice everything now - toilet paper, Spam, peanut butter, pet shampoo, bacon, cream cheese, etc. There's even a pumpkin spice subreddit (r/pumpkinspice). I don't even really like pumpkin spice stuff, but marketers have figured out that you can add "pumpkin spice" to anything and it will sell. So why not a pumpkin spice affair? And you're reading this, so I guess my strategy worked!

I'm a white, fit, professional married man with two kids who lives in NYC and works in Manhattan. I'm mature, kind, and educated with a dash of sarcasm. Laid back and drama free. I love exploring the city, especially in search of my next meal. I’m looking for an old-school affair with a smart, sassy woman who loves to laugh. Someone who knows what she wants and has done this before. Someone who wants a connection on multiple levels because it’s better that way. And someone who values discretion and trust like I do.

Now that I think about it, a pumpkin spice affair would be hot, comforting, a little spicy, and something you don't get at home. If this sounds fun to you, let's chat. If the connection is there, we can meet for cocktails or coffee, preferably of the non-pumpkin spice variety.

I have been on and off here without luck so far, but trying again as we are getting close to the holiday season and I would really love to make a connection. I am married and a father hoping to find someone in a similar situation as myself. I'm 5'9" with a full head of hair along with a trimmed beard. I am active in the local music scene and hoping to find someone who enjoys going to concerts and such.

I would prefer that you are married and a parent like myself, but being a parent isn't a must. I don't have any interest in bashing spouses and I am not looking for an exit affair, but I am looking for someone to talk to regularly throughout the week and sneak off together for some much needed romantic time!

I am open to trading pics sooner than later and I am looking for a single long term relationship.

If you made it this far, I would love to hear from you!

*notabot

The title is self explanatory. I have a dream. That one day, I will find a wonderful Asian woman in SoCal to play tennis with (either singles against each other or doubles together). We play once or twice a week. Then! We play with each other. Because it’s tennis, no one would suspect anything. Tennis can take HOURS. I like to play in the morning. I can travel to play. I can go to tournaments and stay in hotels by myself. It’s the perfect situation. If this sounds like something you might be interested in, please reach out! I’m around a 3.5 with a killer serve. I’m tall, thin, and excitable. If I can find this, I think my search will be over. I am married, and you should be too.

What I want to find is my longterm partner and friend. Ideally we have some things in common and are looking for the same thing. Im looking for that “connection” for daily chats when possible and eventually voice notes and calls if you’re up for it. I’ve had mixed results so I know it’s possible to find that great connection I’m hoping to find that again but this time it won’t fizzle out or end in a ghosting, wishful thinking I know. *Notabot

So here is a bit about myself. I’m 35 and married for the mods, I’m extremely unhappy in marriage and Divorce is on the table and might happen soon, so that being said I’m not looking to change your situation but I am changing mine in due time unless your want to haha. I’m not a cake eater clearly I have decided to start prioritizing my needs and happiness and I want a partner who can relate. I stand 5’11 about 190 I work out regularly. I’m blue collar and have hobbies and looking to find more and get back into old hobbies. Some of those include the Gym, playing sports and watching the teams I follow, walking binging movies/series, learning how to coach a certain sport, my dogs, music. There is more to me but I’ll leave it there for now.

I’m hoping to find someone who can relate to finding their happiness again, Maybe have a similar interest or two, will have time to invest into this adventure together. I’m not looking for a quick fling or “fun” I want this to develop naturally. I don’t overly have a type but someone who does their best to take care of themselves and has a great sense of humour and can hold a conversation it’s exhausting getting one word responses and doing the heavy lifting. If we don’t vibe we can be adults and go our own way and that goes for the attraction part also.

If any of this strikes a cord feel free to reach out and say hello, maybe give me a random fact about yourself or your best joke so I know you read some of this.

Hey there!

Not my first rodeo when it comes to having an affair. I tried being good for the past two years since my last one ended, but I'm ready to get back in the saddle.

Looking for one person, who wants to be committed in our secret. Not afraid to catch feelings but understand we aren't leaving our partners for one another.

Im active and like to lift and run. I'm a nerd who loves movies, shows, and games. Love to cook and just enjoy a night in.

No need to rush anything, let's chat and see where things go.

Why hello world of Reddit! I like many of you have told myself that I will never be back, and that was a lie.

Here’s what you want to know.
\\\\- I am not that crazy
\\\\- I won’t blow up your life
\\\\- I am a class clown
\\\\- I take care of myself
\\\\- I don’t smoke, or drink
\\\\- 5’9
\\\\- Athletic figure
\\\\- brown hair
\\\\- green eyes
\\\\- nice smile
\\\\- married

What I am looking for:
\\\\- someone fun
\\\\- outgoing
\\\\- a little crazy
\\\\- someone to match my energy
\\\\- takes care of themselves

There it is all up front. I figure you ladies are looking at so many posts and just looking for the so what. So if you made it this far here is a more in depth about me.

I really love to be active. That’s when my mind is the clearest. Something about physical excretion and the dopamine release after a hard run or long bike ride that just does it for me. I love to listen and do my best not to fix things (I am a fixer but I am working on it).

I think if you give me a chance you might be pleasantly surprised.

No racial hang ups here. I do prefer HWP. I don’t expect super models and there’s nothing wrong with a “mom bod”.

Physical attraction is important but not as important as the emotional one.

\*notabot

First off .. Hi.. I want to be honest so I just want to say I’m in an open marriage. I’d rather you know now than find out later. Please be ok with that. I know not everyone will. She knows I’m here.

With that out of the way, I’m a blue collar guy. I’m respectful and understanding. I’m chill and drama free. I love to laugh and usually always smiling. I’m a big kid.

I have a passion for art. I draw , design, and cast my own sculpts. Basically design and make my own toys. I also did make music for a little while as well. I love art galleries and conventions. Museums and arcades.

I just hope you’re understanding, I just want us both to be comfortable. I’m told I look younger for my age. I’m 5’7, around 160lbs average I guess. Often told I’m handsome and don’t look my age. I do lean left politically if you’re curious. I don’t mind sharing pictures and video chatting.

All I hope is that you’re fun and awesome and maybeee have a nice set of legs.

Here’s the thing. I’m a married man. I can’t imagine a scenario where I would meet up with another woman and initiate a physical affair. In my relationships I do that. I’m more dominant and assertive in that way. But when I fantasize about having an affair I imagine a situation where I’m hanging out with a female friend and she takes charge and initiates physical contact, because my own conscious won’t let me.

My fantasy: I make an online friend. She’s younger (she wouldn’t have to be in real life), but she has a thing for older guys. Specifically older married guys. She’s fun and flirty but understands that I don’t want to have a physical affair. So she invites me over to her apartment for lunch on my lunch break. Seems innocent enough so I agree. I show up at her apartment and she’s wearing a skirt. I can’t help but notice that she’s sexy, but I won’t act on it because I’m married. She invites me to sit down on the couch so I do. Then she stands in front of me and pulls her skirt up to show me she’s not wearing any panties. I’m speechless and don’t know what to say. I don’t reach out to touch her. My nervous ass just says “uhhh that’s really sexy, but I can’t fuck you if that’s what you’re hoping for.” She just smiles and tells me “shut up” and she straddles me on the couch. We’re eye to eye. I’m still keeping my hands to myself, but she starts grinding her bare pussy on my crotch. She puts her nose behind my ear and inhales and tells me I have manly pheromones and she’s in heat and can’t resist me. My cock starts to get hard and she feels it and smiles. She keeps grinding. She starts kissing my neck. I’m hypnotized and I let it happen, growing even harder. Then she puts her mouth on mine and kisses me hard and aggressively. Shoving her tongue in my mouth and biting my lip. She shoves me down so I’m laying on the couch and she’s still straddling me. She takes her shirt and bra off and I still am caught between wanting to touch her and trying to resist her. I tell her again that I can’t fuck her and that I’m sorry. She says “it’s ok, we can do other things.” And without asking permission she moves up my torso and straddles my face and starts grinding her pussy on my face. She says “smell that? Smell my pheromones? I want you to go home with the scent of my pussy all over your face.” At that point I’m giving in and licking and sucking her clit and sticking my tongue inside her while she alternates grinding my beard and putting her pussy on my nose and demanding I inhale her scent. My cock is throbbing and leaking precum. She reaches down and grabs me through my pants and feels the wet spot. She says “see, your body knows what you want. Listen to your instincts.” And she aggressively yanks my pants and underwear down. She shoves her nose between my balls and my thigh and inhales and again tells me my pheromones are making her crazy. Then she starts licking my balls. Starting at my taint and working her way up. She puts her nose on the base of my cock and inhales as she moves up towards the head. She flicks her tongue around and laps up my precum. Then she starts sucking me and aggressively massaging my balls. Putting pressure on my taint so I can feel her pressing on my prostate. Then she straddles me again and starts grinding her pussy on my shaft. I told her we can’t fuck, but I let her do this. Then she lets the tip of my cock touch her opening and she rubs it around. She slides down a bit until just my head is inside her and she watches my reaction. When I just close my eyes and moan she takes that as consent and slowly slides down onto my cock inch by inch until I’m balls deep inside her. She grinds and bounces on me faster and faster and I don’t fight it. I just grab her hips and moan. Then I put my hands all over her tits and suck her nipples. I’ll feel her intensity build up until she starts panting and moaning and starts to cum on my cock. Her pulsating pussy puts me over the edge and my balls give out and I explode in her. Possibly the biggest load of my life because I’m so turned on. She slowly keeps sliding up and down on me. I look down and see the puddle of cum leaking out of her onto my crotch. I probably feel guilty now. Post nut clarity reminding me that I’m now a cheating husband. But do I regret it? No. It was the hottest experience of my life and I’ll keep going back for more.

Now I’m sure this is just fantasy and wouldn’t happen in real life. Most women on here are looking for a dominant man to take control. In another life where I was single, I could be that guy. But in this real life where I’m married and feel like life is overwhelming, the thought of someone taking advantage of my needs and aggressively taking what she wants is what gets me off multiple times per day.

Why am I sharing this? I dunno. Maybe I just wanted to write it all out so I can understand myself better. Maybe I’ll find some people who think this is hot and want to explore the fantasy in written word. Maybe I’ll just get 30 downvotes and that will be the end of it. Regardless, if you made it this far, thanks for reading. I hope I made your panties wet or your dick hard.

Have a happy rest of your day.

\-Lost Horny Dad

I’m a grounded, active guy looking to meet a down-to-earth woman who appreciates the outdoors and a good sense of humor.
About me\~
I’m Outdoorsy, active, and hands-on. I love camping trips, fixing up projects around the house, and spending quality time with my people. I love to laugh. People that know me would say I’m easygoing, dependable, and always looking to have a fun time. In my downtime, you’ll usually find me reading a good thriller or historical non-fiction book, working on a project, or planning the next trip.
About you\~
Someone sincere, open-minded, and grounded who enjoys both outdoor adventures and relaxing nights in. A good sense of humor is critical. Looks are less important than if we can laugh and have fun together.
If any of that resonates, send me a message with a little about yourself and your favorite way to spend a weekend.

Hi there,

I’m a 47-year-old married man, a dad of three, and someone who has built a good, stable life. I have an interesting career, a few hobbies I’m passionate about, and spend a lot of my free time with my kids. I love being outdoors, read quite a bit, enjoy cooking, and have a soft spot for classical music. I’m also into electronic music, because apparently my playlists refuse to pick a side. 

Life is full in many ways, but there’s a part of it that feels like it’s missing something. I imagine some of you understand that feeling.

I’m hoping to meet a woman who’s looking for more than a fleeting conversation or a bit of excitement that disappears after a few days. I’d love to build something genuine, warm, and ongoing with someone, a connection that grows naturally, with good conversation, laughter, affection, and the anticipation of seeing each other when the time is right. Ideally, something long-term, with the willingness and ability to eventually meet in person.

I suspect we might have something in common if your marriage is still there in name and in the day-to-day logistics, but the closeness, intimacy, and connection have faded. Perhaps you’re in a dead bedroom, or something close to one. Maybe you still care about your spouse, but the relationship itself no longer gives you everything you need.

I’m not looking to judge anyone’s circumstances or pretend that life is simple. I’m looking for someone who understands the complicated reality of being married and still feeling a little lonely. Someone who could use a person in her corner, and who would enjoy being that person for someone else, too.

I think there’s something meaningful about finding someone with whom you can be honest, feel wanted, share the little details of your day, and offer each other some of the warmth and attention that might be missing elsewhere.

Your age doesn't matter to me, just be mature, respectful, and able to connect throughout the day, evening, and on weekends (with the usual understandings). You should be in Southern Ontario, but Southwestern Ontario is even better. Within an hour or two of London would be ideal.

If you’re thoughtful, kind, curious, and looking for a connection with some substance to it, I’d love to hear from you. Tell me a little about yourself, what your world looks like, or even just what’s been on your mind lately.

No pressure to have the perfect opening line. Sometimes the best connections start with a simple hello. 

Before you roll your eyes and think “oh here’s another horny guy with a cougar fetish,” I promise you that’s not the case. I want a deep, long term connection on every possible level, and I just happen to really enjoy and connect with more mature women. I love the experience, the intelligence, the beauty that only gets better with age. I love that you know what you want and don’t play games. I’ve always been more grounded and emotionally mature than most men my age, and I think I’ve got the qualities that would appeal to someone older than me.

I’m 35, married with kids, postgrad educated, liberal, very laid back and great at conversation. I’m in no rush to jump into bed and prefer to take our time chatting and really getting to know each other before exploring the physical realm. I love baseball, classic rock music, old movies, and Mexican food. If it matters, I’m white, 5’10, stocky build, clean cut. Looking for a friend first, with the possibility that we develop into passionate lovers eventually.

I would say the age range I’m looking for is 40-70 (ish). I’ve no preference on your ethnicity or body type (plus size ladies are very much welcome). The main thing for me is that we connect intellectually and emotionally; if we do, the physical attraction will undoubtedly be there for me. It would be great if you’re local to Houston, but I’m open to chatting with prospective matches from elsewhere. If you find any of this intriguing, I’d love to hear from you.