r/zillowgonewild • • 12h ago

Sad Beige Before and After: "Beautifully Transformed" in Washington DC

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r/zillowgonewild • • 14d ago

Sad Beige 2012 vs 2026 streetview of a 1932 home in the Forest Hill neighborhood of Toronto.

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r/zillowgonewild • • Sep 12 '26

Sad Beige Guy has been trying to sell this house in rome, GA for 2 years and refuses to come down on price.

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1.4k Upvotes

For context:

property is not in a great area, it's right by a railroad track (used to live nearby and trains would come by every 2 to 3 hours), once he couldn't sell the house for 300k originally he put in a driveway and raised the price to 350 then lowered it back to 300 again. Brags about property being luxury but does not include appliances.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13-N-Blanche-Ave-SW-Rome-GA-30161/113105949_zpid/?utm_source=nativeshare_activation_v1

r/zillowgonewild • • Apr 29 '25

Sad Beige Minor landscaping work to be completed by buyers.

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r/zillowgonewild • • Jul 28 '26

Sad Beige Had a dude tell me I was an entitled millennial because I couldn’t endure the slightest bit of discomfort by buying and living in an imperfect house that only needs 30k in repairs. The aforementioned house:

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r/zillowgonewild • • 14d ago

Sad Beige Inspired by the Toronto post, here's Hood River, Oregon. 2012 vs. 2024.

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952 Upvotes

Here's a link to the Zillow listing from 2020:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/603-Sherman-Ave-Hood-River-OR-97031/84581523_zpid/

I'm glad it was beautifully photographed for posterity, at least.

While the "Pee-Wee's Playhouse" color scheme may not have been everyone's cup of tea, you couldn't accuse it of being boring.

I have half a mind to believe the buyer made it dark, gray and sinister-looking on purpose; As if to break its spirit.

r/zillowgonewild • • Jul 16 '24

Sad Beige Hello, I would like to report a flipping crime.

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r/zillowgonewild • • Jun 10 '25

Sad Beige It is sooo beautiful but so sad rich beige mom

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2898 Broadway St, San Francisco, CA 94115

r/zillowgonewild • • May 06 '26

Sad Beige The inside does NOT match the outside. Barbie would not approve.

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1341 Palisades Beach Rd, Santa Monica, CA 90401 | Zillow

Link is under first picture, last and will be in comments as well(sort by old).

r/zillowgonewild • • Oct 12 '25

Sad Beige "What if we put a sterile crypto-bro mansion in... (*throws dart*)... Wyoming?"

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This has to be a winner for one of the most inane, pathetic attempts at haute millionaire home architecture I've ever seen. The jet-black garage, the sad excuse for a grass lawn, the senseless location literally in the middle of nowhere, the beige everything, the light fixtures, the cheap Hobby Lobby art on the walls, the lack of decor on the walls everywhere else, the unlabeled jars for all of the non-perishables. It's like Bladerunner meets Beverly Hills meets empty office building.

Those wooden sinks are the absolute laughable pinnacle of form over function. So ridiculous.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33-Pine-Cone-Ln-Moorcroft-WY-82721/351852889_zpid/?utm_campaign=zillowwebmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

r/zillowgonewild • • Jun 12 '25

Sad Beige Oh cool, a house built in 1715! I wonder what the inside . . . oh.

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Listing [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1315-Lenape-Rd-West-Chester-PA-19382/54760593_zpid/](here). Also note the 10/10 Extreme Flood Risk and the busy road it nearly touches.

r/zillowgonewild • • Feb 24 '26

Sad Beige Half a million for a view of a brick wall. $499,900

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r/zillowgonewild • • Dec 27 '24

Sad Beige I can't shake the feeling that I've seen this mansion before, but in a somewhat lighter color.

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r/zillowgonewild • • Oct 06 '25

Sad Beige Now this is fancy schmancy

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r/zillowgonewild • • Aug 02 '24

Sad Beige You’ve heard of a house with a garage, but what about a garage with a house?

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r/zillowgonewild • • Jan 13 '25

Sad Beige I wish I could go back in time and save this

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r/zillowgonewild • • Aug 28 '25

Sad Beige a bit unexpected of a place for those millennial gray floors.

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r/zillowgonewild • • Oct 30 '25

Sad Beige Who's down for Stephen Miller's house?

109 Upvotes

r/zillowgonewild • • Aug 05 '26

Sad Beige A remarkably bland house being sold by an alleged dog murderer

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https://www.lasvegasluxuryresidences.com/search/listing/362-wiseton-ave-las-vegas-nv--2804700/

Owner of Miranda dog rescue in Fortuna California who is currently being investigated for the murder and disappearance of several hundred dogs is selling his Las Vegas home. Likely to afford upcoming lawsuits and legal fees. Is it weird that an owner of a non profit happens to own a 1.1 million dollar second home in Vegas? Maybe. Is it a remarkably bland and off-putting house? Absolutely.

r/zillowgonewild • • Jun 03 '25

Sad Beige A house on the Isle of Nantucket/ Was a life goal, a list for the bucket./ But a flipper got there/ And dang stripped the place bare./ Two centuries' history? Chuck it! (built 1795; ruined 2025)

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A piece of eighteenth century history, blandified into generic blah.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-N-Water-St-Nantucket-MA-02554/56547594_zpid/

r/zillowgonewild • • Mar 03 '25

Sad Beige Take your beige game to the next level! Surround yourself with beige for as far as the eye can see!

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r/zillowgonewild • • Mar 18 '25

Sad Beige I would like to report a crime.

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Built in 1880 and they turned into a hideous grey nothing. They must have removed all of the original window and door trim to do this.

Looks like the only original items are the floor grates which are in bad shape. I assume it looks truly terrible in person because the only pictures where you can see any details, you can see where the backsplash fell off the wall but they didn’t replace it and holes from where there used to be a mirror over the sink. It’s $195k and seems over priced. Poor little house : (

Link to listing.

r/zillowgonewild • • Sep 12 '26

Sad Beige Moyenage - Travis Kelce's new purchase

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How many shades of gray can one house contain?

r/zillowgonewild • • Aug 07 '25

Sad Beige Look how they massacred my boy!

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The after photos of this house flip make me so sad. The before are from street view. It had so much charm and character (if maybe a few too many birdhouses).

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/804-Laurel-Avenue-Boulder-CO-80303/13199131_zpid/

r/zillowgonewild • • Nov 16 '24

Sad Beige If I don’t get this house I will literally die

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