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Dino has its own anatomically correct sex anxiety doll.

Friendly reminder to not kink shame borkus, this method really does help Dino.

I learned this trick from a plumber

found a clip on my phone from this morning. unlocked it with my thumb while half asleep and somehow the screen recorded a cat video I have zero memory of saving. the file is buried in a temp directory that only apps with accessibility permissions should reach. my banking app was open in the background but no transactions went through. the cat is just sitting in a box staring at the camera. I checked the file hash and it matches nothing in my cloud backups. my phone logs show the video was written at 3:47 AM when I was asleep and the unlock timestamp says 7:15 AM. both can't be true. I have face unlock disabled and my fingerprint wasn't scanned until I woke up. the cat looks like it knows something.