r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1h ago
True Avalanche You’re in a Manitoba metropolis and you were just awarded an anal probe.
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Winnipeg: win a peg!
r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • Sep 25 '18
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RULES
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- Finally, make sure to have fun!
r/WordAvalanches • u/EsperTheBard • 22h ago
True Avalanche The second-best second crap of the day I’ve ever taken
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Number two number two number two
r/WordAvalanches • u/WinglessHuzzar • 1d ago
True Avalanche Taking legal action against a non-Jew in Yiddish is viewed with amazement in Japanese.
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Sue goy, sugoi!
r/WordAvalanches • u/norrisrw • 1d ago
True Avalanche Baseball Hall of Famer Willie's labyrinth troubles the corn grown by astronaut Dr Jemison
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Mays' maze 'smays Mae's maize.
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 2d ago
True Avalanche It would befit you to speak ill of such a website NSFW
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For credit, fuck Reddit
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 2d ago
True Avalanche You’re a Japanese suicide bomber and a funny 80s rockstar.
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Kamikaze comic Ozzy
r/WordAvalanches • u/VordovKolnir • 2d ago
True Avalanche A line of bears used small fruit to cover the magic circle protecting the town.
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Bearier berrier barrier burier.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 3d ago
True Avalanche Your archery tool is narrow? Creepy. But stew is creepier. This true in two of the Great Lakes.
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Bow thin? Eerie. And soup? Eerier. Both in Erie and Superior.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Throughtheindigo • 3d ago
True Avalanche Aggressive rice seasoning passes the test with the help of ninja leader’s hairy appendage
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Furikake’s Fury, Kage’s Furry Cock, Ace
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 3d ago
True Avalanche Go fight for your funerary vessel!
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Earn urn.
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 3d ago
True Avalanche I decided to cast Mike Shinoda in a lead acting role, in my upcoming alternate history film about the USSR creating satellite-based Internet in the immediate aftermath of WW2.
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"Starlink and Stalin" can star Linkin' star
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Is a calm vagabond acquainted with Madison?
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No mad nomad know Mad?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 4d ago
True Avalanche You wonder if the female bosom ever truly leaves the frenzied male brain, even upon a seminal fulfillment, simultaneously fighting a parallel universe in which a dear friend’s genitals are spontaneously consumed by a ghost and shockingly discarded in a funerary vessel.
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Boob ever leave agitated men till sperm omen turn? Boo! Beverly vag, it ate it! Mental! Spur moment! Urn?!
r/WordAvalanches • u/PleaseStopPlastic • 4d ago
True Avalanche Cookies given to overly obese person who ordered quadruple Chinese take-out
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Four fortunes for four-chins
r/WordAvalanches • u/False_Respect_869 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Paying medical premiums for the cast of British drummer’s show about talking to incoherent specters.
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Insuring costars in Sir Ringo Starr’s “Answering Ghost ARRRs”
r/WordAvalanches • u/franky_bacon • 5d ago
True Avalanche Flat, round oculars hide the man's true identity
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'dis guy's disguise: disc eyes
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Did early humans gather for eternity? No, wrath wrestled itself to the surface and won!
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Forages for ages? Fore, rages!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 4d ago
True Avalanche You call for a formal announcement of charges upon an emperor but precipitation hinders your plans, leading you to yell out both a message to the emperor and Mother Nature instantaneously…
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Arraign a reign! Nuh, rain! Uh, rein!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 4d ago
True Avalanche A monstrous, diabolical swine from the depths of Romania invades your nightmares, resisting all forms of attack. Concurrently, a family’s communion with the paranormal takes a turn for absolute hell…
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Go still. Say, on sleep, demon haunt! Meaty! Um… Over? Unless sin? Spear it?! Transylvania? Pray power! So lift until team win day! “We jeer!” Older terror?! A boar tall!!
Ghost ill? Séance, leap! Deem an aunt medium overrun?! Lessen, spirit! Trance ill? Vain? Yup. Rape our soul! If ton tilt? Teem wind! A ouija roll dirt?! Error! Abort all!!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Grindy_UW_Nonsense • 5d ago
Pure Avalanche An earlier draft of Jane Austen’s debut novel involved wrongfully convicted prisoners aboard a Parisian riverboat rioting after the lighting of joss stick stubs
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In Sense, inches of incense incensed innocents in the Seine, in a sense
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 5d ago
True Avalanche You are faced with a terrifying hallway of doom, forcing you to freeze in your tracks and demand it be lessened. Amidst this abyss, you call your medieval brothers to arms on an evening in which the veil between the living and the dead is lifted.
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Hall?! Oh… Wean, ight! Hollow?! We knight! Halloween night!
r/WordAvalanches • u/ThornsyAgain • 6d ago
True Avalanche Mixologist's in-house currency will surely destroy the Bay Area's transit system
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Bartender's bar tender: BART ender.
r/WordAvalanches • u/snoweel • 6d ago
True Avalanche I am going to view the island/ocean display in the third row.
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I'll see Aisle C isle sea.
r/WordAvalanches • u/ShopArtistic3329 • 7d ago
True Avalanche I am a humble Eastern Asian man, and I come sending this negative geopolitical message concerning your city, gleaned from a glass container (self.WordAvalanches)
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Me, Sinjar, Messenger: Mess, Anjar (Mason Jar.)