r/WordAvalanches • u/Every-Loquat-1385 • 2h ago
True Avalanche A device used for quoting whales
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Cetacean citation station
(I know it's not perfect, but this is my first attempt)
r/WordAvalanches • u/FullmetalHippie • 2h ago
Drunk bird disrespects the wishes of a strict dead bird.
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Turnt tern turns stern tern's urn; spurns stern tern's terms.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Bumble__ • 4h ago
True Avalanche a classic erotic plot twist NSFW
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Misdirection - mixed erection missed direction
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 7h ago
True Avalanche A shallow body of water ejaculated a film of algae to the surface.
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Ponds cum pond scum.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 11h ago
True Avalanche You’re turned on by a MILF’s exotic tastes.
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Ooh, mami! Umami?!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 15h ago
True Avalanche An ancient Peruvian hollers his alliance.
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Inca hoots “In cahoots!”
r/WordAvalanches • u/PatrickSutherla • 22h ago
True Avalanche A portside woodworker with a healthcare-oriented first name fixes a pier. Another man observes, and admits his own pier is mediocre in comparison.
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Doc Tarsees doctors E’s dock. Tar sees dock, Tar cedes.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1d ago
True Avalanche A grand epoch commenced under grander rumps and herbs.
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A vast time began dawning
Of ass thyme big and awning
r/WordAvalanches • u/taktaga7-0-0 • 1d ago
True Avalanche Woman brings charges against the Ayatollah’s parks, which calms a bird sovereign’s rule by secretions
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Susie Rayne sues Iran’s zoos: arraign soothes a wren suzerain’s oozer reign.
r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • 1d ago
Pure Avalanche It's too much time to wish for a double-length stronghold wanting a partner.
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Too long to long for two-long Fort who longs for two.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1d ago
True Avalanche Do you need a tissue or is your family sleeping?
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Napkin? Nap kin?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 2d ago
True Avalanche You’re in a Manitoba metropolis and you were just awarded an anal probe.
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Winnipeg: win a peg!
r/WordAvalanches • u/EsperTheBard • 3d ago
True Avalanche The second-best second crap of the day I’ve ever taken
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Number two number two number two
r/WordAvalanches • u/norrisrw • 3d ago
True Avalanche Baseball Hall of Famer Willie's labyrinth troubles the corn grown by astronaut Dr Jemison
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Mays' maze 'smays Mae's maize.
r/WordAvalanches • u/WinglessHuzzar • 3d ago
True Avalanche Taking legal action against a non-Jew in Yiddish is viewed with amazement in Japanese.
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Sue goy, sugoi!
r/WordAvalanches • u/VordovKolnir • 5d ago
True Avalanche A line of bears used small fruit to cover the magic circle protecting the town.
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Bearier berrier barrier burier.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 5d ago
True Avalanche You’re a Japanese suicide bomber and a funny 80s rockstar.
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Kamikaze comic Ozzy
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 5d ago
True Avalanche It would befit you to speak ill of such a website NSFW
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For credit, fuck Reddit
r/WordAvalanches • u/Throughtheindigo • 5d ago
True Avalanche Aggressive rice seasoning passes the test with the help of ninja leader’s hairy appendage
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Furikake’s Fury, Kage’s Furry Cock, Ace
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 5d ago
True Avalanche Your archery tool is narrow? Creepy. But stew is creepier. This true in two of the Great Lakes.
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Bow thin? Eerie. And soup? Eerier. Both in Erie and Superior.
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 6d ago
True Avalanche I decided to cast Mike Shinoda in a lead acting role, in my upcoming alternate history film about the USSR creating satellite-based Internet in the immediate aftermath of WW2.
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"Starlink and Stalin" can star Linkin' star
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 6d ago
True Avalanche Go fight for your funerary vessel!
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Earn urn.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 7d ago
True Avalanche A monstrous, diabolical swine from the depths of Romania invades your nightmares, resisting all forms of attack. Concurrently, a family’s communion with the paranormal takes a turn for absolute hell…
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Go still. Say, on sleep, demon haunt! Meaty! Um… Over? Unless sin? Spear it?! Transylvania? Pray power! So lift until team win day! “We jeer!” Older terror?! A boar tall!!
Ghost ill? Séance, leap! Deem an aunt medium overrun?! Lessen, spirit! Trance ill? Vain? Yup. Rape our soul! If ton tilt? Teem wind! A ouija roll dirt?! Error! Abort all!!
r/WordAvalanches • u/False_Respect_869 • 7d ago
True Avalanche Paying medical premiums for the cast of British drummer’s show about talking to incoherent specters.
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Insuring costars in Sir Ringo Starr’s “Answering Ghost ARRRs”
r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 7d ago
True Avalanche Is a calm vagabond acquainted with Madison?
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No mad nomad know Mad?