Couldn't remember the word "dongle" and called it a mouse antenna.

Dolores Umbridge

Couldn't remember the word "shoe" and called it a sock garage

It's an easy one, but I could not think of the phrase "urban legend".

Couldn't remember the word "cooler" and called it a floor refrigerator.

Jail. I meant jail.

Distilled water

Slippers. (In my defence I was exhausted when asking for them).

Breath.

My brother-in-law is occasionally a real space cadet with words, and his siblings give him shit for stuff he said accidentally years ago, and this is one of them.

Not a wildbeef, but he also said "whiff of breeze" for a mild draft he felt while sitting in a restaurant with all of us one time. (Not all of his word stuff is about air.)

We also caught him cutting a pork chop with the handle of his knife one time... He didn't even realize he was doing it.

Weekends

Couldnt remember “lint trap” and called it the dryer belly button.

Audience 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Micromanager

Couldnt remember “crumb tray” and called the little tray under the toaster the bread ashtray

Sleeves.

Quince. I meant quince.

my girlfriend, just now, trying to find the word "marina" 🤣

My husband meant 'morticians'

Mum forgot the word “easter bunny”

A friend of mine was trying to say lightning pole and she somehow came up with this.

Edit: Aaand I said it wrong again. Lighting ROD.

Apostrophe.

Couldnt remember the "recept" and called it the cash register tongue

My kids call Kleenexes or any sort of disposable tissue "nose napkins."

They will henceforth be known as such. Alert the masses.

Lightning.

Wanted to open the shades to let in natural light but couldn’t remember the word natural