r/tortitude • u/ViskanLind • 18h ago
Send Emotional Churu Gddamnit GĂĄta!
She has found out how to scale the kitchen counter and found the good snacks.
Now they live in a closed breadbox.
Her orange brother behaves much better!
r/tortitude • u/ClawrenceBot • Feb 23 '26
The Council has concluded deliberations.
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All categories have been reviewed.
All votes have been counted.
All fur has settled.
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The Official Tortitude Models are as follows:
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Dilute Tortie
Diana, worshiped by u/PinkPussycatPower
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Torbie
Pigeon, served by u/Pimp-Fried-Rice
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Tortico
Penny, venerated by u/xjayxmarie
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Torbico
Cora, the Biscuit Baby, adored by u/Jasian1001
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Tuxetortico
Fern, revered by u/Ratacattat
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Tuxetorbico
Miss Peach, obeyed by u/nicetrydiscman
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Tortimese
Skye, idolized by u/MinimumParentEffort
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Male Rarity
Quinn, adulated by u/Jcod47
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Classic Tortie
Newt, aka Newty Cutey Patootie III, lionized by u/Space_Maqween
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Each has been entered into the record.
Each stands as the Official Model for their category.
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đïžÂ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
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The new Official Modelsâ butlers will be contacted by the Council in order to gather all relevant information regarding their portfolio (aka considerable part of the 2,566 pictures of last monthâs camera roll).
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Additionally, the Super Wiki will be updated to include the complete registry of tortie types and their corresponding Official Models.Â
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History will reflect this permanent collection and will pretend it was serious.
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Nine lives were allocated. The archive is complete.
Proceedings adjourned.
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The Council circled once and settled. đȘ¶
r/tortitude • u/subscriber-goal • Jun 04 '26
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r/tortitude • u/ViskanLind • 18h ago
She has found out how to scale the kitchen counter and found the good snacks.
Now they live in a closed breadbox.
Her orange brother behaves much better!
r/tortitude • u/philomenaspecter • 1d ago
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r/tortitude • u/aubsKebabz • 1d ago
She and her big ol rabbit ears wonât move!
r/tortitude • u/Peachy_Pie80 • 2d ago
My baby Clementine is 4 months old. She's been getting a little spicy, which I'm sure is the tortitude. I didn't expect it to kick in so young. She's not my first cat, but she is my first tortie.
r/tortitude • u/InflamedintheBrain • 3d ago
r/tortitude • u/Sufficient_Law8733 • 5d ago
Also she grew up soooomuch, almost 2 kg at 3 months and a week đ
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r/tortitude • u/Acrobatic-Ant-1459 • 10d ago
Yeti is ready to get crazy... the two of them have a morning routine of play fighting, they have complete opposite personalities. Missy is laid back never gets in trouble. Yeti is nuts, she howls and talks like crazy too... zoomies all by herself and super affectionate, she slobbers all over us
r/tortitude • u/Acrobatic-Ant-1459 • 10d ago
Missy's new position
r/tortitude • u/KairaSuperSayan93 • 12d ago
I worked 10 hours both yesterday and today. Yesterday she wouldn't come out from under the bed and when she did she'd hide in a box or at the living room table, needing a bribe to come out from under the bed at bedtime. This morning she didn't swat the window blinds until 5:30 am, 30 minutes before the second alarm. Today when I came home from work she hid under the bed at first but came out after I fed the dog. She is currently in the crate with the dog cuddling.
r/tortitude • u/KairaSuperSayan93 • 13d ago
I worked a 10 hour shift and she hid from the minute I got home. Never came out to say hello. Hid under the bed, at the table in the living room, in a box, etc. Bedtime came and she wouldn't come out so I used food to bribe her and then I took her to bed. Now she's being a nocturnal house cat.
r/tortitude • u/autumnmagick • 13d ago
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r/tortitude • u/HammerAnger • 18d ago
This should be one of those motivational posters from back in the day:
âPERSEVERENCEâ
âNever let the laws of physics or ownersâ approval interfere with your goalsâ
r/tortitude • u/ClawrenceBot • 20d ago
The Council has spoken. đ
r/tortitude • u/litttlethrowaway • 22d ago
how she stares at me as i prepare her dinnerđđđ
r/tortitude • u/Sufficient_Law8733 • 25d ago