r/therewasanattempt • • 4h ago

to plank freely without any pressure

3.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 8h ago

To remain the White house Press Secretary

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4.5k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 14h ago

To be subtle

4.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 14h ago

to keep a job for a week

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3.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 9h ago

to provide a dignified way to give teachers money for class supplies - cash grab

805 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 4h ago

To “prove” that the land belongs to their religion.

200 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To call it something other than a genocide

6.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1h ago

To get frisky on the stage NSFW

• Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 14h ago

To beat the fascist criminal accusations

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963 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 23h ago

To stop a moron from talking about measles

5.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 37m ago

to rescue a kid sniped by the IDF In Gaza. Spoiler

• Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To make his lie seem insignificant

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4.5k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 6h ago

To not admit to a false flag operation

110 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 23h ago

to fire a stun grenade at protesting students

1.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 17h ago

To beat a female professional sprinter and a basketball player by some guys

543 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 18h ago

to stop a daring escape by a handcuffed protester

511 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To work for your own country

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2.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 22h ago

To harvest olives in peace

913 Upvotes

30 Jewish terrorists attacked Palestinians harvesting olive trees in their own lands, they burned 3 cars and including a government vehicle and broke the arm of one person.


r/therewasanattempt • • 13h ago

To smoke a fire extinguisher

133 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 19h ago

by Netanyahu to look like a quirky relatable politician in his campaign ad (while bragging about war crimes)

414 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 19h ago

to receive help from the president

350 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 43m ago

To enjoy a refreshing beverage.

• Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 10h ago

to destroy the evidence

38 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

to debate Greg Abbott

7.0k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

to free solo a...walking path

2.8k Upvotes