r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Hambrrgrrr • 8h ago
“I love swimming in African wetlands! I hope nothing eats me!” The humble hippo:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24
origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/KokohaisHere • 1d ago
"How can we add some fanfare to this surprise party?" The humorous party blower:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/webo2456 • 19h ago
However will I indicate that this communication is for the purpose of requesting information? The ever inquisitive question mark:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Waste_Yak_990 • 1d ago
“What’s your favorite dinosaur?” The ferocious Tyrannosaurus rex:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 1d ago
Wow I wish I had an easy warm meal to eat. The nutritious and filling baked potato:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/OnePsychology528 • 1d ago
What should I try to knock over with my heavy ball? The firm yet wobbly bowling pin:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SuperZac64 • 2d ago
"I wish there was a way for me to separate these clauses!" - the humble comma
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/th6r6o6away • 2d ago
I wonder what creature will contribute to the climate crisis due to their farts... The domesticated bovine:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 2d ago
I wish I could click on this thing. The humble computer mouse:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/halfdusthalfwater • 3d ago
"I hope no one sees me making faces in front of this completely normal mirror" The humble security staff:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Suspicious-Tie-2725 • 4d ago
"How am I supposed to clean all these textiles at once?" - The ever so convenient and industrious washing machine:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/oilersoilersoilers29 • 4d ago
How will I fix this balding head of mine? The humble toupee:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/th6r6o6away • 5d ago
I wonder what formidable enemy I could have in the drug trade, who I will end up succumbing to… Hector:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/xJunoBugx • 5d ago
What delicious, creamy plant product could I add to my sandwich to elevate the flavor? The ever-beloved avocado:
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(We’re working on the fatness this is just the least flattering angle imaginable lol)
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/rs277_ • 6d ago
Just equipped my night vision goggles. The humble nightvision goggle sound:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 5d ago
"I wish I had somewhere to store my pins for when I sew!" The ever-convienent pincushion:
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I did not write this one myself i took it from a Pinterest comment so I am crediting them in the second image
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/th6r6o6away • 5d ago
I wonder what colors I should use to embody the spirit of Halloween. The colors of Halloween:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/skintwister • 6d ago
"How do I make my bread soft and fluffy?" The humble budding yeast:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/th6r6o6away • 6d ago
Things are going awful for me, I hope they get better soon. The light at the end of the tunnel:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/1gazillionpangolins • 6d ago
Vintage superhero: “oh boy, I love my new powers. I hope nothing bad happens!” The nefarious supervillain:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/NoBee4959 • 7d ago
“How would I know if my concert is entertaining?” The always cheerful fan:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Heroic-Forger • 7d ago
"If only our folklore had an alcoholic version of a hydra!" The sake-loving Yamata no Orochi:
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