Whenever a homo sapiens under the legal age of 18 years old is considered possessed by the local dominant religion, you can scream at the child to destroy its body and release the demon, so it can either become a wandering spirit or be forced to enter someone else, unless a banishment ritual against that demon gets performed. at least they don't have to spend time in the underworld.

It doesn't work on non-possessed or 18+ people

The insect can be any currently living species of insect on Earth. When you summon it, it will appear in your hand (if you don't have hands it appears on your shoulder.) The insect will never harm you but you can't choose what insect you summon that day and you can't control it any more than you can a regular insect. The insect is just there now. It is not otherwise special or immortal, it behaves as any other member of its species would and has the species' average lifespan.

Choose a sentence, be able to copy in any European language

But only if they are looking you in the eyes.
But no really the moment the lie comes out so does the diarrhea.

Let me explain:
You get sleepy from things that would make other people more awake.
And you get more awake by things that would make others tired.
For example, if you drink a coffee, you get sleepy, but if you take a sleeping pill, you get more awake.
This of course gets into the extremes. Taking cocaine will straight up knock you out. Tranquilizer or anesthesia would make you wide awake.

Technically this would probably also mean:
If a normal person doesn’t sleep for a long time, they get tired, and eventually pass out.
You on the other hand, will get even more awake, the longer you stay awake, until at one point you cant sleep with a fried head that is running on overdrive.

You can look into other people’s future.
Doing so, will change their future.
This in return means, you don’t know their future anymore, just what it would have been, if you haven’t changed it.

I’m sure someone will come up with a way to make this usable.

It takes very little energy you just shake at whatever frequency if you want

You are not one.

seemingly overpowered, but it’ll either take centuries for you to see its affects or you move the sun and throw the earth all out of wack.

You can’t move parts of stars or go any slower than light speed, and man-made fusion artificial ‘stars’ don’t count

You can teleport anywhere on earth that a person of your size can safely occupy. Only your body teleports, nothing you are holding or wearing will teleport with you. you will rematerialize at your destnation in your birthday suit(naked) all medical necessary devices internal or external go with you including glasses. cool down is 30 minutes. teleporting more that 3 times per day will trigger a 48 hour reset. Becareful how you use this.

edit: redefine medical device.

This does mean that you can look at the sun. With a telescope even.

It can’t hurt you even when they throw you into it.

Basically your bladder contains a magical one way portal that connects to every living being urethra so when you activate the portal and pee instead of coming out of you the pee will come out from anyone you want

1in of hangnail length ripped = 3 grams of any real item, could be just gold or like a 3 gram electronic peice, it could be food, literally anything from real life.

It will activate only in 1 inch increments to spawn on the palm of your hand after youve ripped the hangnail and turned your palm up.

No numbing agents or drugs, it will only work when your are in your usual natural state

That is, if the odds of something happening are 1.1% or 9.5%, you can make them 5%. If the odds are .001%, you can make them .005%. It is suggested that you actually know the odds of the thing before adjusting them, because the odds will go to 5 in the first significant decimal place, whether that is an increase or a decrease.

Only works on things with a less than 10% chance of happening. Also only works on things that are genuinely a matter of chance (eg dice rolls, coin flips) rather than things under mostly conscious control (eg risk of injury).

You have to personally draw all of it, not print it or color in the lines someone else drew. Though you are allowed to trace or use similar tricks to copy someone else's drawing, as long as the entire image on the paper is your handiwork.

Once you have done that, exert a small effort of will, and the paper will taste like whatever you drew. The quality will depend on the quality of the drawing, EG a badly drawn clip art style apple will probably taste like a bruised Red Delicious or something, while a photorealistic drawing of a Fuji apple will taste exactly like a perfectly ripe Fuji apple.

The paper is still, well, paper, with all that implies in terms of texture and nutritional value, and whatever you drew on it with is still whatever it was, so I would advise using food safe drawing materials.

Anyone attempting to use the banished letter will explode with the force of an atom bomb with the shockwave removing all clothes in the vicinity.

an example: I OVE you

attempting to use L will vaporize all clothes on the Eastern seaboard

You only get, the name, the genre, the trailer, and how loved or hated it will be.

Also your claws popping out will sever your hands major blood vessels and nerves bundles causing your wrists to become ragdoll. You heal faster than normal people but only by 10% - you will still bleed out before you get to use your claws.

Gonna pretend to be Gandhi on twitter and say that club penguin is the greatest game in existence