r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 1d ago
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 2d ago
Make a new season of Seinfeld where they’re all married and they are all serial killers, unbeknownst to each other.
The hijinks are about keeping their killings a secret. Newman secretly knows and cleans up their messes, for a fee. Colleen Ballinger is Kramer’s daughter or Jerry’s, they don’t know but Jerry, Elaine and Kramer had a threesome decades earlier and she is the result. A DNA test confirms she has both Kramer and Jerry’s Y chromosome. Elaine kills only men, George kills people who piss him of and Jerry kills hecklers and people who don’t laugh at his standup.
Edit; Kramer keeps accidentally killing people and his employer thinks he’s a manchurian agent. Jerry also kills other comedians who steal his material. Kramer and Elaine both have secret OF accounts. Ballinger works in the crime lab and helps keep their secrets.
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 2d ago
Make the double fist punch a special human only ability in Star Trek. It is the strongest attack of any species.
Like other species can technically still do it but with humans it is a biological psionic abilty, like a pistol shrimp. The Terran Empire will obviously 🙄 be ridiculously overpowered.
r/shittyideas • u/LemonFreshenedBorax- • 5d ago
Reboot "Frasier" as a kids' show. Make the dog the main character
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 6d ago
A dick-shaped ship shape submarine that you're legally required to take a ride on whenever you get an erection; the subpoenas, also known as the chub sub
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 6d ago
A new, publicly traded real estate investment trust, that focuses on alternative, reactive development investment opportunities
Stock Ticker: REITARDIO
r/shittyideas • u/Independent_Gap733 • 10d ago
I Put a light bulb in my but.
Put a light bulb in my but. Sorry.
r/shittyideas • u/WerewolfBeginning638 • 10d ago
New drinking game: Polish Roulette :D
This game requires 3 people to play. 6 shots are placed on a table. 5 are filled with regular spring water, the last one is filled with Duch Puszczy (95% ABV polish spirit). 2 of the players exit the room while the 3rd person moves the shot glasses around. After the shuffle, the 2 players go back in with a clip on their nose to get rid of their sense of smell. The unfortunate (or fortunate) player that gets the 95% spirit has to drink it and swallow fully, otherwise they will be labeled as a loser.
r/shittyideas • u/chinballs5000 • 11d ago
All tax should be paid by people who use toilets. If you dont use toilets, you never pay any tax on anything. Some people would refuse to give up toilets so they'd end up paying all the tax. The rest of us could go tax free and poop in the woods.
r/shittyideas • u/ya_rk • 12d ago
Cola flavored, white powder candy for children that comes in baggies eigths. Called coke-aid
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 12d ago
Rename “the Braille Institute for the Blind “ to “the Braille Institute for teens that masturbated too much!”
r/shittyideas • u/Low_Process7293 • 15d ago
Phone alarm doesn't sound without your pincode
Revolutionary idea
r/shittyideas • u/I_might_be_weasel • 16d ago
Two story tall mechanical daddy long legs the size of a compact car that can lower things via a retractable bucket on the underside and in the future this is how we will give out subpoenas.
r/shittyideas • u/chinballs5000 • 16d ago
One can not consent to rape unless one has ever been raped before. Since the so-called rapist did not consent to the sex, he is not a rapist. Neither of them consented.
r/shittyideas • u/misturcheef • 17d ago
Climax into your bushes for a cheap solution for fake cobwebs during Halloween NSFW
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 17d ago
anal lawnmower
You squat up and down and slip bunches of grass into your ass and cough while making the same noise a regular lawnmower makes
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 20d ago
Vocal cords for your butt hole so you can talk out your ass!
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 20d ago
A tattoo below your knee of a big-titted anime girl seductively whispering "megami tensei 🩵"
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 21d ago