r/shittyhalolore • u/Guilty-Assistance227 • 10h ago
Number company is letters company now! My reaction to Microshaft giving Halo to Activision
Haven awaits...
r/shittyhalolore • u/Guilty-Assistance227 • 10h ago
Haven awaits...
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 1d ago
The Holidays are near and we must get festive. To me everything about Halo Wars 1 screams holly jolly Christmas. I know some great winter songs can come out of the original trilogy or the reclamer saga but soundtrack wise I think Wars 1 is best. But CE is a close second in my book.
Anyways yap session over, plz vote.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Speech7671 • 1d ago
In terms of dealing with periods what would Halsey have preferred? I can see her being in the birth control pill camp so she can keep working hard on her lab and not be bothered with it.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 2d ago
I was tinkering around with the customization in MCC when I saw the Halo 2A elite's armor I had on and noticed the there was a handle on it's back. At the screen it seems pretty small and insignificant but you gotta remember they're NBA levels of huge (7,5). So that handle is maybe big enough for two regular human hands. Or perhaps strap something like rope or a hook. A bit strange this piece and another is only seen here. Halo 2A multiplayer was always a strange anomaly.
r/shittyhalolore • u/mitchrhh1994 • 3d ago
Chronologically, Chief wears the Deimos armor first, then moves on to Mark V, and later Mark VI. But when you put them side by side, the design progression feels backwards. Mark V looks the most archaic, with that simple, almost anime-style design, while Deimos, which is supposedly the oldest, looks as modern as Mark VI, if not newer.
I don’t always get 343i’s design choices. Wouldn’t it have made more sense for Chief to wear something closer to the armor from Halo Wars? As it stands, the visual lineage feels really inconsistent.
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Charming_Back_287 • 5d ago
Did triple T get used in unsc propaganda?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Charming_Back_287 • 10d ago
Needs to be a thing just because of how pretty an elite would look wearing a peaked cap and suit.
r/shittyhalolore • u/ParticularDerp • 12d ago
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 12d ago
Grift Ball, close encounters, everyday life like personal defense, decorations, back scratcher, cake cutter or personality... yeah... humanize the objects...
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 13d ago
Rules are: you gotta die, that's it. You'll die eventually but what crazy shit that you're counting on would kill you. You can pick a date in the calendar, planet, or mayor event happening and the things you have.
You'll be plopped back to present day earth exactly where you were right now, no consequences at all.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Fish_Eggs • 14d ago
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 14d ago
Hanged? Waterboarded? Electric chair? Eaten alive by brutes? Old age? Ball cancer?!!! Let me know your head canon about this.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 13d ago