r/rickygervais • • 4d ago

Other RSK Media I made a free quiz with thousands of questions from XFM, the podcasts and the Guides (Monkey News, Rockbusters, Educating Ricky, Karl’s Diary...)

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r/rickygervais • • Aug 30 '24

XFM/Radio Looking for a quote? Scrimpton helps the listener, to help themselves.

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I don't post much here any more, but I have been continuing to work on https://scrimpton.com in the background. It seemed like a good time to offer an introduction for any newer users to the sub.

tl;dr: Scrimpton provides a powerful search for the body of RSK radio work, allowing you to easily find quotes and audio.

Searching

Terms match

If you simply type the quote into the search bar it will perform a basic terms match. This means each individual word will be matched in any order.

For example:

https://i.imgur.com/khbJSRc.gif

This is the best way to search if you're not exactly sure on the exact phrase you're looking for.

Phrase Match

To narrow down the results you could also quote the terms, which will do a phrase match. This means the terms in the quotes are matched exactly in that order.

However you can provide multiple phrases to match a single line

For example:

https://i.imgur.com/szp62Ep.gif

This is useful if you can remember parts of a quote but not the whole thing.

Filters

there are some additional filters that can narrow down the search. The most useful is typically @ to specify who the speaker is for a line. For example to filter by only things ricky has said you would add @ricky:

https://i.imgur.com/BmmUniz.gif

The full list of filters is available by clicking the (?) button on the right of the search bar.

Searching with Google

Another option that some people find useful is to search via google. This can be done with the site option e.g. Google for "when you were famous site:scrimpton.com"

Contributing transcripts

The site was built in large part with community contributions. Under the Contribute section you can complete chunks of transcript by logging-in with either reddit or discord.

What else

There are many useful features hidden around the website. Some are only shown to authenticated users (this is typically to avoid server costs from bots etc. following links) so it can be worthwhile to do so.

For example when logged in you can export snippets of audio:

https://i.imgur.com/qa7IZxo.gif

(use the + bookmark icon to expand the selection to export)

There are even a couple of videos in the archive for which gifs can be exported:

https://i.imgur.com/obJixnd.gif

Getting help / Offering help

The site is written in Go and Angular and contributions/bugfixes are accepted.

If you wish to make a suggestion or ask a question the best thing to do is drop by the #scrimpton channel on the Pilkipedia discord, and of course there are many other interesting channels there for RSK aficionados.


r/rickygervais • • 3h ago

Little fat man who sold his soul

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167 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 6h ago

She's very inscrutable

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42 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 7h ago

Egg.

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44 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 2h ago

Stupid name for a film

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13 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 14h ago

Alright Kirsty

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106 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 12h ago

XFM/Radio No, because they're not my hands either.

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75 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 8h ago

Steve referencing the time he was in The Pirates of Penzance in the film Goodbye June (2025)

29 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 3h ago

XFM/Radio We must never speak of this

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r/rickygervais • • 13h ago

Make an RSK fan laugh in 3 words or less.

50 Upvotes

This thread is inspired by me getting a line from xfm stuck in my head. For the first half of my workday, I kept smiling to myself as I kept replaying this quote in my minds ear, hearing the deadpan tone in which it was delivered.
Thankfully, no one asked me what I was smiling about, because it would have been impossible to explain to a non-saucer drinker
The line was simply this: “2 CDs.”

What total-non sequitur quote or reference, of just 3 words or less, would be enough to make you laugh as a saucer drinker?

I’ll kick us off:

Egg.

Ooh, me minge!

Dry wipe cat.

Ironing their jeans.

They weren’t related.

Tandys shut.


r/rickygervais • • 3h ago

Oh it’s such a perfect day

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r/rickygervais • • 8h ago

BONG!

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17 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 7h ago

Captcha to watch Alley Cats 2

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12 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 7h ago

It's 'Kes'. It's 'Elephant Man'.

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9 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 8h ago

Clocks go back tonight...

12 Upvotes

Extra hour in bed.


r/rickygervais • • 1d ago

What first attracted you to the millionaire Steve Merchant?

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311 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 1h ago

Unlikely lust object

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r/rickygervais • • 3h ago

"It's a perfect day" by some opera ponce

4 Upvotes

Can someone please tell me what Ricky and Steve were referring to with this?

Rickys' impression always cracks me up.


r/rickygervais • • 21h ago

Another old baby

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71 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 6h ago

Little hairy gay monkey fella on UC

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3 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 4h ago

There’s this new line of makeup that’s for people who can’t hear - initials D. What’s the answer?

2 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 4h ago

What’s on the other side love?

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3 Upvotes

r/rickygervais • • 10h ago

Put them on wet, then call in sick to work

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r/rickygervais • • 1d ago

XFM/Radio I'll stop you there , why are you telling me ?

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116 Upvotes

Does that annoy you Steve?