I was bored.

I was feeling very happy today and wanted to get myself a big ass lollipop, as a normal functioning human does. And then it said the price was about $8, a normal price and I knew I had to pay for shipping so I expect it maybe to go up to $18.Nope that shit costed almost $30 FOR A LOLLIPOP, to put that in prospective if you bought 333 1/3 it would cost as much as some Horses.

Seriously, the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen. Fight me!

Ahead of its time..

“Things I sing randomly throughout the day” for 500 bob

I'm losing my mind honestly. I swear I set it down on the counter right next to the microwave but nope it was buried under some cereal bowls I washed yesterday. Why is my brain like this sometimes

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The following is an announcement by a country that technically speaking, has no name and is run by the remnants of the SCP foundation.

It is of particular importance that all civilians shall remember to obey the following laws:

Curfew will vary day by day but, unless announced otherwise, is from 10 minutes after dawn until 10 minutes before dusk

Religion is not permitted under any circumstances

All objects of every household will be given to the OIO (Object Inspection Office) at least once a month. The duration between inspections can be modified at any time, for any area of people.

Any strange activity of a person is to be reported immediately. Nearly any behavior can be considered strange. If the person who was reported is determined to be a threat, the person who reported them will be rewarded.

Cannibalism is illegal and anyone caught committing such acts will have their entire family tortured to death publicly.

For those of you who are hopeless, I will tell you the following writing is NOT canonically displayed (nor is it written down in-universe)

Government agencies:

Food Sector: Response for managing food and all of the resources of the country. They will supply the people in other government agencies before they supply their citizens. Known to its citizens as the National Rations Committee.

Police sector: Act as police. They are much more interested in confiscating supernatural objects and people than catching murderers (in fact, many of them are murderers). They are also responsible for dealing with the infected which they often use missiles on when the groups of infected become too much. They have a very high death rate so they are always recruiting. They do not have an official name for the citizens but they are often known by slang names that differ from area to area.

Incarcerate Sector: They dispose of dead bodies. You will know how well they are doing if you read earlier carefully. The government likes to pretend this group does not exist and that there are no dead bodies or missiles.

Research Sector: This is where laws come from. Common citizens are not supposed to be aware of this sector. Their job is to research supernatural objects. They, obviously, are not using them. If you are asking yourself, why are they not using them? Go touch grass, clear your head and read the SCP mission statement.

There are currently no safety protocols against the infected.

Import: They have not managed to trade with any other nations yet.

Exports: See previous answer

What they produce best: Nothing, really

Food: Not very much. They have cabbages, potatoes and weeds that are often toxic.

Communication with outside world: As of current, none

Communication with their other colony: Very poor

Both colonies are in poor condition.

is this really what love feels like, everyday have to be worried if i’ve done something wrong. Waking up tired of the day and wanting the day to end? Was my life really better before, i’m stressed out for the chance of affection from someone. I’m looking for something from another person, that I can find in myself. Is love worth the stress it comes with? is 6 months of my life worth ending over 1 bad month? Am I unlovable? Am I at fault, is she, or is it both of us? Do we not know how to love? What’s the point of the love if I have no trust, I can’t believe your word. Is it even worth the time,effort,money, and stress. I love her but my opinions and feelings are ignored by her. Do I do the same? This time i’m not crying over her.

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16 DAYS SINCE THE SCP FOUNDATION WAS LOCKED DOWN

Name: Scp-49

Infected: No

Immunity: 1

Location: Exit

Other Info:

After torching infected enemies, the group was able to reach the exit.

Name: Scp-35

Infected: No

Immunity: 5?

Location: Exit

Other info:

He found two things of interest:

Scp-500

Midnight clock

It appears that the Scp-500 pills have been infected with the virus somehow.

There's no way that's a good sign for the outside world.

The Midnight clock is broken. It only has two hands, both of which are at midnight

The first hand says "The full power of the SCP foundation as compared to the smallness of the other nations who lacked such vengeance towards God"

The second hand says "The rule of governments that are not based in the supernatural"

Name: Scp-49-a

Infected: No

Immunity: 1

Location: Exit

Other Info:

The exit door has opened.

Outside is a collection of dull buildings and a flag with the following logo:

It has a white background. There is a black circle. Outside the circle are the words "Should intermittent vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?

gonna take me a lil while to get a hang of this . ( Reddit)

this is a very weird man who makes hundreds of lists and might have autism or something but he can make the best lists and i really encourage you all to view this strange blog and the strange list made by the guy using the blog.

https://neal.fun/

Saludos tengo una micronacion y estoy buscando alguien que quiera ser el embajador si deseas ser embajador de su majestad en la micronacion manda dm Gracias por leer