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No Paywall Scaramucci on Zacharia's reported firing: 'Records are made to be broken'

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6154556-anthony-scaramucci-katie-zacharia-donald-trump-white-house-tenure/amp/
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u/The_Pandamaniacs 10h ago

The Mooch will always be the best Trump Press Secretary. 

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u/ArchdukeAlex8 Oregon 10h ago

Fun fact: He was the communications director - the press secretary's boss. Or, should I say, "king of idiot mountain for 11 days."

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u/S1075 5h ago

King of Idiot Mountain, but that's just one small mountain in the Grifter Mountain Range.

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u/MobySick 3h ago

Fair, but it’s the most popular mountain for most of us observers.

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u/Howzitgoin 30m ago

The press secretary reports to be president. The roles do different things.

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u/stonertboner New York 9h ago

Seeing Mario Cantone playing the Mooch on the President Show was comedy gold. Such a shame he was fired so quickly.

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u/GraceMcClellans 8h ago

I miss The Mooch, our time together was so fleeting.

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u/badideas1 7h ago

I mean we had one full Mooch with him…

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u/Wyevez 5h ago

And now just look at what shrinkflation has come to...not even a whole Mooch anymore

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u/100schools 4h ago

A demiMooch.

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u/ronerychiver 4h ago

I remember back growing up when one idiot could last you a whole term. Nowadays, one idiot won’t get you near as far.

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u/MakinChampions I voted 5h ago

Nah, now we just have a conversion rate.

2.2 Zachs to 1 Mooch

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u/MobySick 3h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/MobySick 3h ago

Those 11 days flew by!

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u/TheGoldenDog 5h ago

He has a podcast, you can still spend time with him three times a week if you really miss him.

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u/GraceMcClellans 4h ago

Oh my! I'll look that up. I thought he was hilarious.

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u/2ndprize Florida 4h ago

And the mooch had purpose. He was trying to get an appointment so he could use an IRS loophole for selling stocks to avoid some severe capital gains taxes. It was almost a running gag that he would take almost any job in the administration to get that form.

Zacharia was actually proud of having that job. Sad

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u/yngwiegiles 7h ago

Dancing w the stars Shawn Spicer? (Can’t remember his name) set the tone for all to come

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u/seaurchinthenet 3h ago

That time he hid in the bushes

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u/MobySick 3h ago

Those snl skits rocked!

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u/xbpb124 47m ago

Guy fuckin hated dippin dots

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u/Bangers_n_Mashallah 2h ago

It's amazing that Sean Spicer seems relatively competent given what has followed. Lol.

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u/kopecs 30m ago

That’s just an alternative fact.

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u/uninspired-86 5h ago

He was hands down, a press secretary PERIOD

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u/ddgk2_ 2h ago

Period.

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u/compukiller 9h ago

Sad but true.

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u/qtpss 6h ago

Got to really reach for the compliment in that statement.

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u/kevendo 10h ago

I, for one, plan to continue to honor/disparage him by measuring all government employment windows in scaramuccis.

1 zacharia = ~0.5 scaramuccis

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u/tlux95 9h ago

Americans will literally measure in anything but metric.

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u/Gentle_Agitator 9h ago

They used a decimal— isn’t that close enough?

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u/Excelius 7h ago

Fine.

500 milli-muccis

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u/Size---Queen 9h ago

We use freedom units around these parts.

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes 6h ago

Jokes on you because there are no metric system units for time!

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u/hasslefree 6h ago

Millisecond? Nanosecond?

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u/445143 Georgia 5h ago

The Truss.

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u/Trubydoor 5h ago

I think we can still incorporate this into the system. 18 Zacharias is 1 Truss, and 2 Trusses is 1 Barnier (just to let the French in on it too!)

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u/bdixisndniz 5h ago

You mean amerimetrics. Yeah we renamed it too

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u/simAlity 4h ago

As a nation is about the only thing we're United on

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u/MuffinOk7800 9h ago

ZACHAMOOCH!

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u/Queasy-Activity3569 9h ago

Will you do the fandango

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u/MuffinOk7800 9h ago

Thunderbolt and lightning!

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u/DrLophophora 8h ago

Very very frightening!

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u/MuffinOk7800 8h ago

ME!

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u/FalseDmitriy Illinois 7h ago

Galileo?

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u/MuffinOk7800 6h ago

GALILEO!

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u/MuffinOk7800 6h ago

Never did I imagine a fun round of Bohemian Rhapsody would break out today. 😂🤪

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u/Own_Candidate9553 7h ago

0.45 scaramuccis to be precise.

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u/ThePowerOfStories 6h ago

The demiscaramucci, if you will.

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u/Coyote65 Washington 10h ago edited 9h ago

Say what you will about the guy and who he supportsed, but the dude has definitely got wit.

Edit - happy to hear he's now a former supporter.

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u/TwoLongEars 9h ago

It was cringe at the time but the guy had chutzpa and you could see the vision of what the administration was going for. Zachariah was so transparently trying to look like Ivanka that the whole thing is just so, so much more cringe and sad.

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u/JeRazor 9h ago

Scaramucci has been a critic of Trump for years.

I remember watching an interview where he talked about how he got out of all that MAGA stuff and realized how bad the Trump/MAGA stuff is.

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u/DangerousCyclone 8h ago

I think most people realized it back in 2016. I figured it out yet it didn't take me getting hired and then fired by Trump to figure it out. 

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u/Size---Queen 9h ago

Yeah I saw some interviews with him he didn't seem like a Maga at all and had some charisma about the whole thing.

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u/Platooimagination Australia 2h ago

He has also learned a lot from his experience, and is kind and supportive to those who experience public humiliation. The Mooch has turned out to be a good man.

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u/Fun_Atmosphere_7212 7h ago

He frequently speaks out against the administration on his podcast The Rest is Politics.

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u/thatyousername 7h ago

That’s why he was fired. Because he criticized trump.

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u/kilgore_trout1 9h ago

He does a UK based podcast called The Rest is Politics US with Katy Kay - he’s very anti-Trump. Personally I find him very engaging and a really interesting perspective on the current administration.

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u/okietarheel 7h ago

Came here to say this. Great listen and it really gives good insight to how that idiot works. 8647

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u/Sufficient-Laundry 7h ago

Highly recommend his podcast The Rest is American Politics. Resolutely anti-Trump with lots of secret anti-Trump R’s as sources.

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u/eskimospy212 9h ago

He’s definitely not above criticism but I agree he’s a funny guy and at least now he’s on the right side of things. 

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u/EmpoleonNorton Georgia 7h ago

Trump wishes he was 1 100th as charismatic and witty as Scaramucci. He's not always been on the right side of things but he is undeniably an engaging personality.

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u/simAlity 4h ago

His 10 days in the Trump Administration was something of an epiphany for him. Afterwards, he spoke out against Trump with a convert's zeal.

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u/dilbodog 10h ago

One Scaramucci X 0.5 = one Zacharia

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u/No-Lion-3475 10h ago

I wish it were 0.1 so 'millimooch' was a thing. Then again, MAGA isn't known for their math skills, so maybe it'll catch on.

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u/banksy_h8r New York 9h ago edited 6h ago

Milli would be .0001, not .1.

MAGA isn't known for their math skills

...yeah.

Edit: holy shit I’m a moron!! It’s .001. Obviously. Upvotes for everyone who corrected me.

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u/porkbellies37 8h ago

Wouldn't it be 0.001?

Mooch = Mooch

Decimooch = 0.1 Mooch

Centimooch = 0.01 Mooch

Millimooch = 0.001 Mooch

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u/Terence_McKenna 8h ago

How long did it take you to get that master's in Moochin'?

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u/jfudge 8h ago

It's actually called a Moochelor's degree

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u/SpiritTalker Pennsylvania 7h ago

Next one up, Doctorate of Moochification

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u/porkbellies37 6h ago

It was a 2 year program (67 mooches).

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u/chowderbags American Expat 1h ago

A millimooch is around 15 minutes.

A centimooch is about 2 hours and 40 minutes.

A decimooch is about 1 day 2 hours and 20 minutes.

Useful units, all.

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u/Foxhound199 9h ago

Milli is .001.

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u/soulofmyshoe 9h ago

0.001 actually, 1/1000th. I'm guessing you knew that and it was just a typo, but want to make sure anyone who's actually learning what milli- means here gets it right.

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u/Areshian 6h ago

Oh, the irony

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u/ColorlessChesspiece 10h ago

She lasted about... what was it, 400 millimooches?

400 or 500 depending on the source.

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u/mok000 Europe 8h ago

That’s 40 centimooch.

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u/No-Lion-3475 9h ago

Beautiful, thanks!

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u/Sad_Werewolf3313 3h ago

The irony of calling 0.1 milli instead of deci. Are you MAGA, by chance?

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u/BobLoblaw420247 9h ago

Boom

Qick Maths

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u/kilgore_trout1 9h ago

I think a demimooch would work.

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u/FalseDmitriy Illinois 6h ago

Tired: it should be finished tomorrow afternoon.

Inspired: it should be finished in about a hemisemidemimooch.

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u/iamaredditboy 8h ago

We still like the scaramucci unit better as a unit of measure. Has a better ring to it.

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u/JustMeshinAround 7h ago

Just a simple unit conversion. 1 Mucci is 2 Zacharias.

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u/cromulent_verbage 7h ago

Base 10 is superior.

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u/ilovemybaldhead 6h ago

Base 10 is superior based.

ftfy :-)

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u/OkEnvironment3961 7h ago

How about a Zooch?

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u/MrMetsMiddIeFinger 7h ago

That would have to be 1.5 Scaramuccis

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u/Sourturnip 4h ago

The Zooch has been scooched.

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u/cc3142857 8h ago

Like the banana, I don't think the mooch will be replaced as a unit of measurement.

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u/Burnt_Ernie 7h ago

We can have both: 1 Scaramucci = 2 Zachamuccis

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u/arizonadirtbag12 4h ago

Also as I recall he was more…interesting. This woman did nothing to earn herself a unit of measure, failure alone isn’t enough. I’ll measure her time in Mooch’s.

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u/matthieuC Europe 16m ago

it's a funny sounding name. I think it's half the reason it took off.

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u/themattboard Tennessee 10h ago

Be on the lookout for a candidate with the last name Planck. The acceleration curve should get us there by 2028

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u/ThePlanck Foreign 9h ago

FYI I haven't received a call from the whitehouse yet

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u/mrbananagrabberman 6h ago

lol awesome.

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u/Many_Easy_V2 10h ago

Katie transitioning - thought MAGA was against that.

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u/Severe_Intention_480 9h ago

Yeah but she was probably on steroids, so she's the Barry Bonds of failed press secretaries, while Scaramucci is the Hank Aaron of failed press secretaries.

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u/GCoughlin 7h ago

Since she only lasted approximately 45.45% of a Mooch, we may need to rename this to a "Zacharia".

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u/GCoughlin 6h ago

Looks like someone has already added to the Wikipedia entry for "List of Humorous Units of Measurement"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement#:\~:text=high%2Dspeed%20playing.-,Zacharia,-A%20Zacharia%20(or

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u/ddoij 6h ago

Damn, faster than a Zacharia. Impressive

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u/Creative-Package6213 Pennsylvania 6h ago

God damn it...Scaramucci is a piece of shit, but I'll be damned if he isn't hilarious!

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u/specqq 10h ago

That really is a perfect tweet.

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u/WorldWarNone 8h ago

Mooch is happy his record was beat by Wacky Zachy. What a time to be alive!

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u/KrookedDoesStuff 8h ago

We gonna call it a Zacharia instead of a Scaramucci now?

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u/No-Shelter-4208 6h ago

We can have both. It's like inches and centimetres. We might even need a conversion table.

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ Colorado 1h ago

1 Zacharia is equal to half a ‘Mooch

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u/Telzey 6h ago

One Zachyon = 5 days

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u/ConstantKooky3329 9h ago

I find him despicable, but he does have a sense of humor about his disastrous stint as press secretary

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u/cgtracy 9h ago

Ah well. Still plenty of Ks left in the alphabet.

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u/buck70 7h ago

0.45 Scaramuccis

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u/forthewatch39 9h ago

I got a couple hours to kill and an old blonde halloween wig. I’ll give it a shot. 

edit: Never mind. I realize what is needed to do to get that job. I’m not THAT sick and depraved. 

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u/84FSP 9h ago

WOW winning the internet with that one

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u/lancer-fiefdom 9h ago

murdered by words!! hilarious

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u/qtpss 6h ago

Transitioning out, as in, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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u/NefariousnessFun2501 4h ago

Bet he feels relieved like Bush after Trump was elected - no longer worst!

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u/lexm 4h ago

No one goes full mooch. Best I can do is half a mooch

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u/shakedangle 8h ago edited 8h ago

Brutal and funny. But Mooch, I wouldn't overstay your welcome.

Edit: I guess I didn't know much about the guy, I'll give his podcast a listen.

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u/SufficientState0 6h ago

I was thinking, had her husband and four children completed the move to DC? That would suck to move to DC from CA for a job only to be fired 5 days later.

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u/mostdope28 8h ago

Trump hates the press, he might just not have a press secretary

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u/ASDF0716 8h ago

He went on further to exclaim: “Holy Shit! People are talking about me again?!”

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u/IntotheBroadwayWoods 8h ago

I wish I could get fired that fast on the new team I got thrown onto at work lol

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u/Tommy__want__wingy California 3h ago

The Mooch hath spoken

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u/jndunning 2h ago

But will he do the fandango?

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u/wolfansbrother 45m ago

Scaramucci is Zacharia; Zarharia is Scaramucci