Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of her role as White House press secretary

[u/kootles10]

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[u/Deep-Interest9947]

Nothing says “competent organization” like hiring an employee for a public facing role and firing them 3 days later

[u/aradraugfea → u/Deep-Interest9947]

Hiring her for THE public facing role. This is basically the head of PR. It’s like the government of the deadliest nation on the planet with an outsized impact on the world economy hired someone purely because she makes the dementia patient geriatric in charge think of his daughter.

And think, if she’d been some cis male toady with penis envy and a chip on his shoulder, Trump might have been ride or die until he’s tripping them to buy him time to get away from the cops.

[u/SonOfMcGee → u/aradraugfea]

That’s a good point. A lot of high-profile firings in this admin this last year have been women (Noem, etc.)

If a man-o-sphere bro had been given the job, had just as disastrous of a first conference, and also lied about being a lawyer, his job would be safe as long as he emoted enough rage and spite.

If I had to bet money on it, I’d wager that’s who we’re getting in this role next. A male version of Katie that just gets angry and yells when challenged.

[u/turbo-cunt → u/SonOfMcGee]

Hegseth texted a civilian details of imminent military operations and is still SecDef.

[u/FictionalTrope → u/aradraugfea]

think of his daughter

And no, not in a wholesome way.

[u/aradraugfea → u/FictionalTrope]

Trump has never thought of a single girl of any age in a wholesome way.

Every human being on the planet exists purely for what they can do for him and there’s only one thing he’s ever wanted from any woman or girl.

[u/stunts002 → u/Deep-Interest9947]

They forgot to ask her if she could read

[u/kalamari_withaK → u/stunts002]

Reading is a nice to have... What’s more important is can she lie convincingly and she was an abject failure at that.

[u/Aliensinmypants → u/stunts002]

I have the concept of an education 

[u/tanrock2003 → u/Deep-Interest9947]

I find it incredibly exciting that we have a new unit of measurement - one half of one Scaramucci is exactly one Zacharia - it’s like going from the imperial to metric system!

[u/LordMimsyPorpington → u/Deep-Interest9947]

She lasted a whole 0.33 Scaramucchis!

[u/welmoe → u/Deep-Interest9947]

And you just know he won’t take responsibility for this and blame it on others.

[u/Flipnotics_]

Lasted for .3 Scaramucci's

[u/fatboobslover → u/Flipnotics_]

We’re gonna need a need a new unit of measurement.

[u/Flipnotics_ → u/fatboobslover]

Two Zacharias equals one Scaramucci.

[u/agent_mick → u/Flipnotics_]

3.333 zacharias?

[u/sugarlessdeathbear → u/agent_mick]

3.333 repeating of course...

[u/AtomicPlatypus45 → u/sugarlessdeathbear]

Alright boys let's do this.

[u/blo0dlu5t → u/AtomicPlatypus45]

Oh my god, he just ran in!

[u/hansn → u/blo0dlu5t]

Stick to the plan!

[u/ColonelBungle → u/hansn]

Stop DOTs!

Wait, wrong video.

[u/Peepeepoopoobutttoot → u/ColonelBungle]

DOOR STUCK

[u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 → u/AtomicPlatypus45]

At least I have chicken

[u/eetsumkaus → u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7]

Leeroy would have been living like a king in this economy

[u/IndubitableMatt → u/sugarlessdeathbear]

Goddammit, Leroy!

[u/jinglejangle_spurs → u/fatboobslover]

She lasted 1 Lawyer 

[u/tandembicyclegang → u/fatboobslover]

Millimooch

[u/Rockyrox → u/Flipnotics_]

3 days is a Zacharia. A Scaramucci is 11 days, so there are approximately 4 Zacharias in a Scaramucci (3.7 exact)

[u/FriendlyDespot → u/Rockyrox]

That's suspiciously similar to the liters to gallons ratio. Is Zacharia metric?

[u/Jkt44 → u/FriendlyDespot]

Republicans don't understand the metric system; too complex.

[u/ShambolicRubel → u/Flipnotics_]

Actually, .45 Scaramuccis.

[u/Lucky-Earther → u/Flipnotics_]

The head of lettuce I bought last weekend from the farmer's market is still fresh.

[u/Berns429 → u/Flipnotics_]

Bananas for scale
Scaramucci’s for length of time

Reddit has the most fun units of measurement

[u/kootles10 → u/Berns429]

And the US still won't adopt the metric system fully

[u/TexanToTheSoul → u/Berns429]

NY Magazine actually used the Scaramucci unit. Said "Zacharia out in half a Scaramucci". LMAO

[u/GreatGojira → u/Flipnotics_]

Scaramucci's is my favorite unit of measurement

[u/SnooConfections6174 → u/GreatGojira]

They didn’t think it was possible but our top men discovered an even shorter measurement of time than the mooch.

They don’t call them political scientists for nothing.

[u/TheFutureLotus → u/Flipnotics_]

.5 Scaramucci actually. Scaramucci is 10 days and she was there for 5 days; so a Zacharia is half a Scaramucci.

[u/StatusCount7032 → u/Flipnotics_]

Is your math mathing? Lettuce Zacharia lasted 5 days, while Scaramucci lasted 11. By that metric, Zacharia lasted one-half of one Scaramucci. No?

[u/Huge_Strain_8714 → u/Flipnotics_]

She got 'moochmaxxed....

[u/kootles10 → u/Flipnotics_]

In the words of DJ Khaled....ANOTHER ONE!

[u/LorenaBobbedIt → u/Flipnotics_]

Everybody in this thread: “Damn, I wanted to say that.”

[u/Rex_Vagene]

Love how this admin is so anti DEI and pro “qualifications” and this is the shit they produce. Fuckin idiots.

[u/Foolgazi → u/Rex_Vagene]

They’re all-in on DEI if we assume hilariously unqualified blondes are a minority.

[u/ItsAlwaysTerminal → u/Foolgazi]

Its not just relegated to the vapid superficial hires. Hegseth, Patel, McMahon. All of his hires come in only 2 flavors, extremely inept or extremely corrupt.

[u/breadman_toast → u/ItsAlwaysTerminal]

They hate DEI because discrimination against minority groups is the only thing that guarantees they can get jobs, it's always been that simple.

[u/92eph → u/Rex_Vagene]

The sad thing is these awful, incompetent people stay on the payroll. See Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, and now this idiot -- all still being paid by taxpayers.

[u/Rex_Vagene → u/92eph]

Right? Not to mention: drunk Fox News anchor, crazed brain worm antivaxxer, Vince Mcmahon’s wife, Dr. fucking Oz, trumps previous personal attorney, mma fighter plumber, mtv road rules guy…

[u/StatusCount7032 → u/92eph]

And Noem was still living in the admiral's residence. I honestly can't understand how there are close races, such as in ME. Really?

[u/lilb1190 → u/Rex_Vagene]

They are just going to line up the next blond who reminds trump of his daughter

[u/PausedForVolatility → u/Rex_Vagene]

Data has consistently shown that the biggest beneficiaries of DEI programs are white women. If the people decrying DEI could actually process a critical thought without triggering a BSOD, they'd probably be very upset about that particular data point. They're so divorced from reality they have to redefine words to fit their narrative.

[u/uniklyqualifd → u/Rex_Vagene]

Anti-woke means you can hire your nephew or your mistress instead of a qualified person.

[u/BardaArmy → u/Rex_Vagene]

Diversity is the outcome of merit and qualifications. If everyone is a pretty white blonde then you aren’t selecting for merit or qualifications.

[u/Raspberries-Are-Evil]

Wait, she is "transitioning?"

[u/SpyroHinch → u/Raspberries-Are-Evil]

Trump did warn there would be transgender for all

[u/ee_CUM_mings → u/SpyroHinch]

I live in Texas and there’s a very good chance Talarico is going to win, and I’ll be forced to transgender. I’m a 50 year old man, this is not going to be an easy transition. I don’t understand why the left just laugh at my concerns.

[u/SpinningHead → u/ee_CUM_mings]

I remember when my hetero marriage dissolved because gay people were allowed to marry. Rough times.

[u/ColonelBy → u/SpinningHead]

Chin up, though -- once you're forced to transition you can presumably marry your ex-spouse again

[u/SpinningHead → u/ColonelBy]

Full circle, man. Full circle.

[u/grantrules → u/ee_CUM_mings]

You should transgender now so when the government transgenders you, you just go back to original.

[u/nmvh5 → u/ee_CUM_mings]

Luckily, that Dell lady may be able to assist you in your struggles to transition.

[u/justabill71 → u/nmvh5]

"Dell, you're getting a dude."

[u/number_six → u/ee_CUM_mings]

oooh, which gender are you going to choose to transition to?

[u/aradraugfea → u/number_six]

Enby sounds like the least hassle, honestly. The neopronouns are optional, right?

[u/redditallreddy → u/Raspberries-Are-Evil]

She self-identifies as a lawyer.

[u/Smart_Freedom_8155 → u/redditallreddy]

Pronouns are Esquire / Your Honor 

[u/DogVacuum → u/Raspberries-Are-Evil]

I saw Biden pop out and hit her with the trans blow dart during her first appearance.

[u/ArchonRadd]

She went on Hannity to clean up her Press Brief. Then she went on the Fox Morning show to clean up her Hannity appearance.

Hilarious.

[u/welmoe → u/ArchonRadd]

That’s the problem. You’re supposed to lie and move on. She tried to clarify and/or walk it back but that’s a huge no no for this incompetent Admin.

[u/wheatgivesmeshits → u/welmoe]

Right, she was supposed to say it's a woke trans conspiracy, and that she's always been a lawyer and she doesn't have to prove anything to librul media!

[u/TimSylvester_ → u/wheatgivesmeshits]

And now she's the one transitioning! The hypocrisy!

[u/SirDiego → u/ArchonRadd]

I cannot comprehend what the fuck she expected to do with this whole "lawyer" thing. Like I get that it is a cardinal sin to correct Trump but "Did you pass the Bar" is a distinctly Yes/No question and incredibly easy to verify lol. Like did she think she was going to somehow steer around it?

[u/Foolgazi → u/SirDiego]

I actually believe her when she says she had been advised that calling herself a lawyer was acceptable. Now those advisors may have been one of her sorority sisters and her father, but I don’t doubt someone told her that at some point.

[u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

Wow, not even one Scaramucci.

[u/Imemine70 → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

We’re into the sub-mooch zone

[u/Mustard_Gap → u/Imemine70]

If you think about it, we're all the press secretary for at least a planck-mooch. Too fast to register by any instrument to the point where it didn't actually happen.

[u/Karmago → u/Imemine70]

A micromooch.

[u/Dizzy-Plane-9544 → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

how does that convert to Courics?

[u/kootles10 → u/Dizzy-Plane-9544]

A Zacharia is 1/4 of a Couric

[u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq → u/kootles10]

How many Zacharias in a head of letttuce?

[u/number_six → u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq]

5/49ths

so just over 10% of a Truss (10.20408%)

[u/farfromjordan → u/kootles10]

Hothothothot

[u/Puffen0 → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

Could someone explain the Scaramucci and lettuce jokes going around about this? I'm out of the loop on what that is referring to

[u/bbbbbbbbbblah → u/Puffen0]

the lettuce is a reference to Liz Truss's short reign as British prime minister. Once her position became untenable people joked that it wouldn't last longer than a lettuce before it rots, so one of the less serious British newspapers livestreamed a real lettuce on a table

[u/asmallercat → u/bbbbbbbbbblah]

And IIRC the lettuce did, in fact, outlast Liz Truss.

[u/ThadeousCheeks → u/Puffen0]

In his first term, Trump had a press secretary named Anthony Scaramucci who lasted 9 days on the job (highly recommend looking him up, it was a hoot of a week), and that duration is now a unit of measurement named for him.

[u/Logorythmic → u/Puffen0]

Scaramucci was some guy in the first Trump administration most known for how quickly he was brought on and then fired. With how many people were in the revolving door of the administration it became a joking way to quantify lengths of time by a “Mooch”, being about 11 days

[u/kootles10]

From the article:

White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia could likely be out of her role, according to sources with Fox News.

Speaking with media at the White House, President Trump said Zacharia will be transitioning out of her role as White House press secretary, according to Edward Lawrence.

"Maybe it's not for her," Trump said. "I think she should reconsider."

Zacharia has faced intense scrutiny since taking on her new role. During her first press briefing Tuesday, she answered just three questions from reporters before ending the session.

Damn that's gotta be a record!

[u/Mc_Lovin81 → u/kootles10]

For the sake of late night TV and SNL, please stay. 🙏

[u/grantrules → u/Mc_Lovin81]

Press pool.. Blonde 1, introduces herself as Katie, the new press secretary, gets one questions, says something batshit insane..

Slightly more offkilter-appearing Blonde 2 comes out, tapes Katie on the shoulder who leaves, and Blonde 2 introduces herself as Kaitlyn, receives one question, says something batshit insane..

Even more offkilter-appearing Blonde 3 comes out, pushes Kaitlyn away from the podium and introduces herself as Katrina, receives one question, says something batshit insane..

Insanely offkilter Blonde 4 comes out and neck snaps Katrina and just starts throwing shit at the press pool and physically attacking them

[u/Tiny_Structure_7]

They 'transition out' Zacharia for incompetence, but they never lifted a finger to 'transition out' RFK Jr for the exact same reasons?

[u/ositola → u/Tiny_Structure_7]

She's incompetent and a woman, less grace

[u/RandyMuscle → u/Tiny_Structure_7]

RFK is not simply incompetent. He is doing exactly what republicans want. He is evil. I am tired of people sane-washing this shit and just saying the people in this admin are incompetent. They are evil and they want you dead.

[u/AeroZep]

Where will they find another incompetent blond to fill her shoes?

[u/emz0694 → u/AeroZep]

Mar A Lago of course!

[u/ModelChef4000 → u/emz0694]

Everybody, let me introduce you to press secretary Tiffany Trump 

[u/RickySuela → u/AeroZep]

I hear Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking for work. All she needs is some bleach in her hair and she could be just what Trump is looking for.

[u/AdHoc_ttv]

White House Press Secretary transitions, now goes by has/been

[u/whoisnotinmykitchen]

Note to self: Don't lie about your resume repeatedly on camera when you have the most high profile communications job in America.

[u/SirDiego → u/whoisnotinmykitchen]

OR maybe she just didn't lie enough. Karoline Leavitt would have yelled at the reporters and called them evil until they shut up.

Just can't find good help these days, tsk

(/s)

[u/kyew → u/whoisnotinmykitchen]

A room full of angry career journalists with nothing to work on besides what I tell them? Yeah that's a safe place to make stuff up.

[u/ScoobyD00BIEdoo → u/kyew]

Worked for the men!

[u/gtpc2020]

Is MAGA right? You send your daughter to the press room and she gets "transitioned" before she comes home? SNL will surely have a field day with this one.

[u/Hefty_Remove7965 → u/gtpc2020]

The fact it's during the fall, and SNL didn't even get to mock her. 

I think it would be great to bring back Trump 1.0 press secretaries to mock her

[u/amindyleigh → u/Hefty_Remove7965]

Omg bring back Melissa McCarthy and Spicer to mock her 😂

[u/Birdhawk]

Yeah I mean she seemed to be ready to quit by the time she got to the word "Venezuela" during her first press conference.

[u/Odd-Promotion2743 → u/Birdhawk]

hard exhale "... Venezuela"

[u/Mc_Lovin81]

She didn’t even make it to SNL

[u/Erratic_-Prophet → u/Mc_Lovin81]

They'll probably have a gag about it where she starts talking and then gets dragged off after one sentence and her replacement comes out to finish the press briefing.

[u/zenzony]

Now she can focus on her career as an attorney in China

[u/eclecticsheep75]

Ooooh so they are into transitioning now?!? That’s a hard pivot. Ha ha ha ha!!!

[u/FavoriteFoodCarrots]

Was she even part of the admin long enough to get a book deal out of it?

[u/kakarot-3 → u/FavoriteFoodCarrots]

I always thought it was interesting that these people get book deals considering the majority of MAGA can’t read. Who’s buying the books?

[u/theCroc → u/kakarot-3]

The GOP buys the books to funnel campaign donations to private accounts.

[u/Old-Try117 → u/kakarot-3]

No one. The GOP buys all those books in quanties that top the NY best sellers list. And then they give them away at every magat event. Therefore 99.9% end up in the trash never read. 

[u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA → u/FavoriteFoodCarrots]

Setting the bar pretty low for a book deal...

[u/theotherdannygirl]

Press secretaries vs a single wilting cabbage: who will win?

[u/Deep-Interest9947 → u/theotherdannygirl]

Cabbage can last weeks in the fridge. It’s a workhorse.

[u/SonOfMcGee → u/theotherdannygirl]

If she was an avocado she’d still be too hard.

[u/growbud]

One and done… hilarious. This admin is a fucking joke

[u/calguy1955]

I wonder if her legal problems will still follow her. The California Bar does not like people who impersonate licensed attorneys.

[u/justherefor23andme]

I called it!

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/s/JnEhr3HEuo

[u/NotCoolRobertFrost88 → u/justherefor23andme]

🤣 verified

[u/reddit_1999]

This whole administration is Amateur Hour. Next month is our chance to vote some adults back into the room to oppose this nonsense.

[u/Thrill0728]

One has to imagine the Liz Truss lettuce person kicking themselves for missing an opportunity.

[u/of_no_real_opinion]

This is the funniest shit ever if this were not reality

[u/ventin → u/of_no_real_opinion]

That's what I've been saying since Trump was elected, if this wasn't real life, it would make an amazing series on HBO or something

[u/OnionPastor]

That’s genuinely hilarious

What a state for this admin to be in right before an election.

[u/HeatWaveToTheCrowd]

I thought conservatives were against 'transitioning'.

[u/DeterminedThrowaway]

She's transitioning? No wonder they fired her, they don't take kindly to that in this administration /s

[u/maxxwuzhere]

Transitioning - I don't even think she had time to move into her desk lol

[u/ddouce]

Now she's the ambassador to Greece

[u/M23707 → u/ddouce]

Her President Husband is packing up the California house to move to Greece! 🇬🇷

[u/2XX2010]

She can always go back to practicing law

[u/chuckrabbit → u/2XX2010]

In China

[u/UnusualDoctor]

Goddam I was SO far off. I gave her, peak top-dollar, two or three Scaramuccis.

[u/Practical-Bit9905]

oof... bet she's regretting the things she had to do to get the job now, huh?

[u/eudaimonia_dc]

S’okay……she’s a lawyer…..she can represent herself at her wrongful dismissal trial.

[u/PersonalPlanet → u/eudaimonia_dc]

in China

[u/LocksmithNew3449]

That was quick

[u/RickySuela → u/LocksmithNew3449]

How many press briefings did she do? Just one, right? Sounds like a case of "we're gonna film the audition."

[u/make_me_breakfast]

Katie get ready to learn Chinese

[u/OPsDaddy → u/make_me_breakfast]

What do you mean learn? She’s fluent enough to pass the bar in China despite not being a citizen. 🤣

[u/RedDragons8]

Ben Quadrinaros had a better start than Katie Zacharia

[u/HaxanWriter]

She will now get her own show on Fox News like all magat fuck pigs.

[u/Turbulent-Society-30]

It's pretty bad when you're worse than Karoline Leavitt.

[u/Few-Ad7795]

Had she really 'transitioned' into the role yet?

I knew Natalie Harp would have none of this.

[u/THISISDAM]

Grand opening grand closing

[u/Topheriffic]

I thought she'd last as long as Scaramucci but I was wrong lol

[u/CoconutBangerzBaller]

I thought Republicans hated when people transition?

[u/LadyRunningStopSigns]

This is the dumbest news, administration and selection process ! 😢

Be smart, people!

[u/chrisg90]

Shouldn't be too hard of a transition out when you didn't even really transition in....

[u/LordCaptain]

During her stuttering book report she accidentally actually answered a reporters question about them firing that one guy. Giving any actual answer to a question is a fireable offense for the Trump admin.

[u/AdorableSobah → u/LordCaptain]

There is a video facing the reporters during that question and they look absolutely shocked in the moment, it’s hilarious

[u/once_again_asking]

Odds on her still referring to herself as Press Secretary after this?

[u/CoastRanger → u/once_again_asking]

"I'm a Press Secretary, in uh, China"

[u/TheForeverUnbanned → u/once_again_asking]

experienced Lawyer and Press Secretary. 

[u/pharmorjac]

Grand opening, grand closing

[u/RicRacer]

Current Republican administration hires the most incompetent dregs.

[u/captstinkybutt]

What a shit show

[u/mrchombee514]

"The best people"

[u/Thandoscovia]

Scaramucci survived 2 Zacharias

[u/What_Iz_This]

I thought republicans hated Trans people?

[u/flatdanny]

So she's "trans?"

[u/myevil5cheme]

Potential Scaramucci 2.0 incoming.

[u/Odd_Interview9394]

Haha. What a fall from disgrace

[u/Phish_Speaker]

I was so close:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgressiveHQ/s/Ozkg5GHqjq

[u/missed_sla]

"Too incompetent for the Trump admin" is one hell of an achievement.

[u/SoggyBoysenberry7703]

She barely transitioned in lol

[u/thrifterbynature]

The only staff member who will be transitioning.

[u/HR_DUCK]

How much longer before the Mar-A-Lago face?

[u/surfmanvb87]

Husband is heading back home with the kids

[u/westergames81]

Wow, just think of all those memories she's going to have to clean out of her desk. Things like chair, and desk lamp, and notepad. She's going to look fondly at that pen she got to use a single time. Woe, here's to the good times.

[u/omegaequalsone]

she lasted exactly 0.45455 Scaramuccis. blessed be.

[u/Fair_Wrongdoer_1290]

She'll be transitioning to her OF

[u/Mr_Ergdorf]

Lasted for .45 Scaramuccis

[u/AdmiralSnackbar816]

What blonde bimbo whose name starts with a K is next?

[u/SmaugTheMagnificent-]

"I am happy to have had the chance to serve.
Look sad.
Oh not that part.
Wait for sympathetic sounds.
Oh not that part either.
Um. Woozle wuzzle?"

[u/carcatta]

A shame really, she’d do a great job (for the opposition)

[u/Bobll7]

Let me guess, the next one will be a young blonde and her initial will be K.

[u/cone_snail]

She is going to take time off to prep for the bar exam?

She can study with Kim KardashBotulinface

[u/nobodysfool24]

I predict she will be given a cushy job beneath the president with backdoor access to all the internal going ons…

Damn, the innuendos just write themselves…

[u/digitalgoodtime]

I thought they were against transitioning?

[u/Drprocrastinate]

I thought they banned transitioning

[u/Spark99]

She lasted less than half a Scaramucci and now she’s transitioning? The jokes write themselves, people!

[u/Bishopjones2112]

Is she transitioning into elementary school and learning to read again.

[u/Arctimon]

Fired. She was fired.

[u/Dizzy-Plane-9544]

Truly hilarious.

[u/JunahCg]

The lettuce remains undefeated

[u/BaDonkADonk2020]

She got Scaramuccied!

[u/BoomMcFuggins]

So in this "transition" she will no longer be referred to as a "lawyer?"

[u/Mental-Scholar6856]

Zach was quick

[u/kieranjackwilson]

Will she stick around to train her replacement?

[u/kieranjackwilson]

When asked about her firing, she told the press, "they will be speaking with my lawyer… or, uh… attorney?"

[u/JakobVirgil]

Why? Her job is doubling down on stupid stuff. She seems perfect.

[u/Hot-Refrigerator-393]

She didn't pass the lettuce test.

[u/Mountain_Parsnip_255]

The lettuce won.

[u/Fabulous_Yesterday77]

Now she'll have more time to study for the bar exam.