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No Paywall Donald Trump: ‘I Have Some Very Severe Problems’

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u/Competitive_Hat_1633 14h ago

Yeah no shit

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u/Ketchup-Chips3 13h ago

Thats actually one of them, he shits his pants

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u/Stuck_In_Reality 13h ago

Nah. It was actually sleeeepy Joe who caused it. pdf dumpy pants said it was so, and would he REALLY lie to us??. (hopefully unnecessary /s)

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u/mittenknittin 13h ago

"Sleepy Joe Biden shit in my pants"

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u/cfgee 12h ago

Reminds me of a joke…
A guy stumbles home dead drunk from the bar, covered in a total mess.
His wife looks at him in disgust and asks, "What on earth happened to you?!"
The guy slurs, "Calm down, honey! It’s not what it looks like. I was at the bar, and this random pal accidentally vomited all over me. He felt so terrible about it that he handed me a $10 bill to pay for the dry cleaning. Look, it's right here in my pocket."
His wife reaches into his pocket, pulls out the cash, and frowns. "Wait a minute... there's a $20 bill in here, not a ten. Why do you have twenty dollars?"
The husband blinks, smiles sheepishly, and replies, "Oh, yeah... he shit in my pants too!"

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u/Dowager-queen-beagle 13h ago

That sounds like the opposite of no shit tbh

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u/hednizm 9h ago

Can you imagine what its like sitting there all day, squidging around in a diaper full of your own shit.

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u/lncognitoMosquito 4h ago

We were all babies once. Just don’t need the president to be so old and incontinent that they’ve regressed back to it.

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u/fixingshitiswhatido 13h ago

Hes a wee bit rapey too

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u/suppaduppasleuth 13h ago

Actually this would be the opposite, no shit, cant shit, he constantly shits, via the mouth or ass.

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u/tinyE1138 America 14h ago edited 13h ago

“And drugs, probably even more so, probably the same, but as alcohol. But if you don’t drink, or if you don’t take drugs, or if you don’t smoke, there’s no problem. I have other problems. I have some very severe problems. But those are not one of them. I don’t want to add them to the list. So it’s three problems I don’t have. And it’s really good."

I'm a recovered alcoholic, I've read that three times, and still have no fucking clue what he is talking about.

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u/SwayingBacon 13h ago

He is a teetotaler so he doesn't have the basic vices that a lot of people have. He has other vices and one is likely the reason he appears in the Epstein files.

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u/WetFinsFine 12h ago

He fucks children (possibly even murdered them), cons people en masse, lies, steals and cheats, and wants to destroy America by becoming an authoritarian fascist prick.  Saddles up to all our foes, and stiffs our lifelong allies.

But thankfully - no drugs, booze or cigarettes 

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u/lizardlem0nade 12h ago

I have a hankering that the Trump family, including the President, is familiar with drugs.

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u/Maoleficent 12h ago

Not drugs? Common knowledge the Felon has.been snorting Adderall for decades.

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u/Titrifle 9h ago

He has a palate prosthetic which you can hear interfering with his speech sometimes because all the cocaine in the 70's and 80's left a hole.

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u/Maoleficent 8h ago

He was slumped over a podium slurring bs in a press conference before the last election and a rock flew out of his nose on worldwide tv and his beady little eyes followed it. The Felon has no control over his bowels because of his chronic use. His pool boy carries his diapers and stash and is by his side all the time.

When the Felon left Rubio and the guy with the briefcase with the nuclear codes on a decoy plane to make room for Natalie, his lacky was on his flight with that case.

There is a full pharmacy in the WH tht was also there in the first term - the records are available online. It's basically a cartel - all the viagra, ambien, valium and so much more with endless scripts.

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u/merrysunshine2 6h ago

I’m just thinking, imagine if he goes like Elvis, high as a kite & on the toilet

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u/modog11 5h ago

Republicans will find a way to believe Obama killed him.

Or that it was a black-yet-also-mexican-yet-also-Muslim left wing wing woke liberal dem trans woman who was on her way home from a pizza parlour's basement.

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u/Gekokapowco Washington 9h ago

the amphetamine king on the campaign trail is a teetotaler actually, trust

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u/83Isabelle 12h ago

Well that's our problem: he doesn't have problems with drugs booze or cigarettes, if hé did, he would be sleeping under a bridge instead of in the white house 🙄

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u/Alliille 7h ago

There has been consistently enough people stating that Trump is very familiar with Adderall for me to believe it.

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u/Sarnsereg 6h ago

No drugs, just the Adderall addiction...

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u/sanebyday 13h ago

Teetotaler (Noun): A person who completely avoids and does not drink alcohol.

I thought it was a typo at first. Thanks for teaching me a new word!

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 13h ago

I always thought it was spelled “tea.” It’s a very common older word but I thought it implied they just drank tea not hard drinks.

Reduplication / Stuttering: The term emerged in the early 1800s during the temperance movement. One famous story from Preston, England (in 1833) credits a man named Dicky Turner who stuttered while telling a crowd that people needed "t-t-total abstinence" rather than just giving up hard liquor.

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u/Horizon119 13h ago

How much more pleasant Trump would be if he had couple stiff drinks every day!

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u/antigravity21 Massachusetts 13h ago

He'd probably be more of a fuckin monster

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u/Niznack 13h ago

Yeah alcohol rarely makes mean people nicer. Usually just brings out the worst in you.

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u/noforgayjesus 13h ago

Get this man some edibles and let him go

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u/Niznack 13h ago

Thanks but I've already had some

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u/thisjourneyends 13h ago

Why on earth should we believe this compulsive liar when he says he doesn't drink alcohol??

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u/BigBennP 12h ago

Fair, but that's also fairly consistent with observations and people that know him. He's not a drinker.

On the other hand, there are widespread persistent rumors about stimulant abuse, prescription and otherwise.

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u/avantgardengnome New York 10h ago

He famously hung out at Studio 54 in the 80s, it would have been truly bizarre for him to not be doing a bunch of coke in that environment.

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u/Guilty_Sink_5800 9h ago

Probably how he bankrupted himself a few times.

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u/colonel_mortimer 12h ago

His brother drank himself to death, it's a psychological hangup he's got. If he doesn't drink maybe dad will actually approve of him and love him more than his brother. That stuck even after both brother and dad had been long dead.

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u/bugsyboybugsyboybugs 9h ago

Plus some people need to drink to let go of their inhibitions, but he’s clearly shameless and wouldn’t need to.

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u/masterjon_3 Massachusetts 10h ago

He has family history with drinking. He's a huge liar, but I believe him with abstaining from alcohol. As for amphetamines, he probably does lines of Adderall to this day

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u/enad58 12h ago

If we didn't actually land on the moon, The USSR/Russia would be the first to claim that we didn't.

Trump's enemies (of which there are many) all agree that he does not drink. He has been seen with champagne and wine at events, but that's it.

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u/MHath 12h ago

Am I misunderstanding something, or are you saying he doesn’t drink, but he drinks champagne and wine?

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u/JUST_LOGGED_IN 9h ago

There's also a difference between drinking and drinking for the sake of appearances. Either way, the consensus is that Trump doesn't have a drinking problem at all. He has a child raping problem.

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 12h ago

Teetotaler prescription speed freak

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u/KiKiKimbro New York 13h ago

Dementia. Runs in his family. It’s why he keeps “bragging” about passing cognitive tests. Or I’m sorry, as he says, “a cognitative test.”

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u/farfromjordan Idaho 13h ago

Diarrhea. Runs in his pants 

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u/Eidolis 12h ago

It's in his jeans

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u/snoo_spoo 13h ago

I'm trying to remember: has he butchered "cognitive" before or is this a fresh disaster?

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u/KiKiKimbro New York 9h ago

That’s a fresh one. Although, you likely don’t remember since he always lied when talking about these tests. He used to insist they were “IQ tests.” Sure, Donald. Mensa insists you know how to correctly answer, “which one’s the whale?” He slipped this time and accidentally told the truth. They’re “cognitative” tests to monitor the progression of his dementia.

I think this was the same “rally speech” where he said he doesn’t drink and doesn’t do drugs, so those are two problems he doesn’t have — then he said, “I have other problems, severe problems, but those aren’t two of them.”

Keep going. You were saying, Donald …

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u/Unlucky-Bus3626 12h ago

Likely referring to health problems. He doesn’t have substance abuse issues but he has some pretty obvious health problems. He’s in the endgame stage of life and something he has now is likely to end up incapacitating or killing him at some point down the road. His admin is keeping information about his condition under wraps but his doctors have undoubtedly told him that his shit is fucked up

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u/ToadlyAwes0me 12h ago

I took it more to mean he's admitting he has other mental illnesses, like sociopathy, npd, or ppd.

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u/Unlucky-Bus3626 12h ago

If you think he has the inclination to sit through some kind of formal process to diagnose a psychological disorder, or that he would accept and believe a doctor telling him that he has some kind of mental health defect then ok. That seems completely at odds with everything I’ve ever seen and heard from him, but ok. On the other hand, he’s known to be extremely paranoid about his physical health and has made a number of public comments about it.

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u/stevez_86 Pennsylvania 9h ago

My bet has been on kidney failure. Not yet needing dialysis, but that could still be Stage 4 Kidney Disease.

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u/Nikiaf Canada 13h ago

The scary part is that this isn’t even significantly worse than how he’s always talked. How has someone who is functionally illiterate and has the vocabulary of a 5 year old so skilled at manipulating tens of millions of Americans?

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u/OddSell1025 12h ago

It takes a village. Trump is a symptom of a much larger problem.

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u/SenoraObscura 7h ago

The problem is repub billionaires bought up all the media channels and turned them into propaganda factories

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u/mikende51 13h ago

Here's a hint. He's already forgotten.

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u/oneshot99210 13h ago

Will we ever be able to forget him?

Actually, I hope we don't forget the lesson that democracy is never fully won, but must be nurtured.

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u/TheUmberTaker 4h ago

I think, too, he's like my mother who thought you can't be addicted to drugs that are prescribed to you by a doctor. SO wrong.

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u/SecretMiddle1234 13h ago

Narcissism. Lack of empathy. Distorted thoughts.

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u/mrwaffle89 13h ago

He’s talking about fucking kids and murdering people.

I wish I was kidding.

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u/WhatsAboveTheSubtext 11h ago

It's just a guy denying his Adderall problem.

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u/y6x 13h ago

>> Other problems

He's listing vices - drug use, drinking. He's talking about his rape and adultery habits, not health issues.

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u/Eastern_Dress_8590 13h ago

Listen, it's simple. If you take drugs, or smoke, or drink alcohol, you've got problems. If you don't do those things, then there are no other problems you can have. Trump doesnt do those things, so he has no problems, except for the other severe problems that he has that cant exist because he doesnt smoke, drink, or do drugs. And as a result, its great, because the severe problems he definitely has actually dont even exist.

Whats hard about that?

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u/porridge_in_my_bum America 13h ago

There will be a week or two where I only read insane things he’s said, then after a bit I watch a video like this of him talking.

I encounter seniors on a day to day basis that have vastly more of an ability to speak properly. He just garbles random thoughts and hopes that it’ll make sense eventually, or once he realizes it was nonsense just goes like “the media will have to try to figure that one out.”

What in Gods green Earth are we doing letting him stay in power? His brain mush.

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u/metarx 13h ago

Its the GOP. They could have removed him at any point. The GOP doesn't care, because their base doesn't. Its why, this still doesn't end when he does finally go away. How you fix that... well, we have a long way to go.

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u/willowintheev 12h ago

I don't think they care about their base either. They won't remove him because they and their donors are making money. That's it

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u/metarx 12h ago

They don't, but their base is easily manipulated/controlled

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u/Advanced-Key3071 12h ago

Which is why they don’t care about their base.

The base doesn’t even vote for Republicans anymore, they just vote against the evil Democrats. No GOP campaigner is campaigning in actual policy. It’s all fearmongering about what Dems would do if in power.

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u/takesjuantogrowone 12h ago

The GOP doesn't care, because their base doesn't.

The GOP doesn't care because their oligarch overlords don't care. They dont give a rats ass about their "base"

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u/metarx 12h ago

Base still elects them. They're happy the base is dumb and they plan on keeping it that way

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u/genareenee 12h ago

Kill citizens united, for the first step. Make politics boring and not lucrative.

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u/starliteburnsbrite 12h ago

There are over 250,000,000 adults in the US. Plenty of leaders have been removed by fewer for lesser crimes.

The people of the United States are not a helpless, enslaved group of incapable peons. We are just apathetic and self-interested, just like the GOP. If anyone really, really thought he was worth removing,a movement could be started. If any high-profile Democrats wanted to actually agitate for something, or even just some regular folks, he could be out in days.

People just can't stomach that reality and blame the people who are literally on his team for not voluntarily removing themselves from power. The best we have mustered are some cute little parades masquerading as 'protests'.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 12h ago

And the media sane washes it.

Trump: "I got a boom boom in my diaper and I want to bang that 12 year old."

Headline: "Trump ponders current events".

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u/MrBrawn 13h ago

They are letting him stay in power because they are getting everything they asked for. They are loving this shit.

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u/nevermore32q 13h ago

Anyone ever wonder why this dude isn't taking Ozympic? Gotta be some underlying health issue that prevents it.

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u/craftandcurmudgeony 10h ago

he was complaining that Ozempic didn't work for "many friends" of his, which means that he tried it and it didn't work, because we know that he has no friends.

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u/thetreat 3h ago

Because he has zero self control.

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u/MCbrodie Virginia 8h ago

Ozempic isn't working for me either. It sucks. It has done me well for being diabetic but the weight loss hasn't happened.

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u/donkeyrocket 10h ago

He has noticeably lost weight and I believe there was speculation that he was on it if not something else more experimental.

Ozempic is only a tool though and you need to commit to the weight loss. If you still eat like shit, do no physical activity, abuse stimulants, and believe your heart only has a finite number of beats then it can only get you so far.

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u/40ozCurls 9h ago

You’re saying that believing that you are mortal is a GLP-1 antagonist?

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u/Synli 13h ago

I think the real reason is that he thinks he's perfectly healthy and has no need to. It's a combination of his own ego and being surrounded by yes-men.

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u/Shitp0st_Supreme 10h ago

Didn’t Eli Lily say they allowed compassionate use of an experimental drug for a well-connected 80 year old?

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u/RonnyReddit00 12h ago

He'd probably out eat ozympic. All those maccy ds and dead babies ( does he eat dead babies or is that just a rumour I can't remember anymore)

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u/Pyro1934 10h ago

I heard he ate bill clintons (soon to be dead) babies. Or maybe that was another Bubba.

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u/EvelynNyte 11h ago

I think he is already. When Ozempic first made headline news, he started looking a bit thinner in the face a couple of months later for a little while at least.

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u/CrackingToastGromet Arkansas 6h ago

You have to avoid really fatty foods or else it creates some difficult gastrointestinal issues.

Then again…maybe that’s a sign he is already on it. Eating MCD on Ozempic could create some smelly disasterous results.

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u/AngryVegetarian 12h ago

Because he’s the healthiest, strongest and most intelligent president Amerikkka has had! Haven’t you heard?

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u/beepboopsicles 8h ago

Because ozempic is for fatasses. The President is Ripped and Jacked! He’s got muscles on his muscles, like no one’s ever seen before.

Haven’t you dumbasses seen the real life pics of him cosplaying as Rambo and looking WAY HOTTER than Sly Stallone ever did!!!

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u/Former-Counter-9588 12h ago

He was on that newer more potent one earlier in the year wasn’t he?

People fail on these drugs all the time by not actually making the required lifestyle changes they need.

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u/Koharagirl 13h ago

He was given access to take Retatrutide.

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u/stratdog25 11h ago

I wish I was taking Repressitol.

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 America 14h ago

It really does have problems, and it also causes even more.

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u/Downtown_Lock3934 5h ago

According to another redditor's dream premonitions his death is supposed to be announced this Sunday the 18th. don't have the post saved to link it, but they claimed that they are 4 for 4 in their premonition predictions. 

I don't really believe in them, but it would be freaky if it happens to come true. 

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u/Funneduck102 Pennsylvania 5h ago

Lmao I also saw that, I'm not banking on it but God that would be so fucking funny.

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u/Hey_HaveAGreatDay Montana 5h ago

Can you link that comment or post? I keep feeding AI his clear health issues and asking when he’s going to kick it.

The CoPilot at work is very upset with my line of questioning.

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u/MeanderingSlacker 4h ago

Realistically he has the best medical care possible around him and lives in what is basically a bubble wrapped world in terms of safety. Sadly, I think we’re stuck with him

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u/sixtus_clegane119 Canada 3h ago

At a certain point you can’t be kept alive

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u/pertsix America 2h ago

Oh yeah?

Explain Mitch McConnell.

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u/SeaworthinessNew2138 13h ago edited 13h ago

Man its like you took every joke or stereotype about fat incompetent american businessmen AND politician and made them all real and all one person. He’s a real life cartoon character

Quick edit: Ive been a hater for decades so I’m well aware of how tropes are based on him. I would like to posit that he actually did it first by reducing himself to a few basic concepts ala a pro wrestling persona

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u/MJcorrieviewer 13h ago

Remember that the corrupt, power-hungry, casino-owner character of Biff in Back the the Future II was actually modelled off of Trump. Really.

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u/J3musu 13h ago

Robin Williams and others had plenty of jokes and such about what kind of person he was way back when too. He's always been the same, and it was never news.

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u/zztop610 13h ago

The problem is that he was a joke just in NY, now he has made the whole country a joke

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u/Flashy-Ingenuity-182 12h ago

Shit Woodie Gunthrie wrote this song in 1954 about his father. 

I suppose that Old Man Trump knows just how much racial hate He stirred up in that bloodpot of human hearts When he drawed that color line Here at his Beach Haven family project

Beach Haven ain't my home! No, I just can't pay this rent! My money's down the drain, And my soul is badly bent! Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower Where no black folks come to roam, No, no, Old Man Trump! Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

I'm calling out my welcome to you and your man both Welcoming you here to Beach Haven To love in any way you please and to have some kind of a decent place To have your kids raised up in.     Beach Haven ain't my home! No, I just can't pay this rent! My money's down the drain, And my soul is badly bent! Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower Where no black folks come to roam, No, no, Old Man Trump! Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

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u/eastbayweird 13h ago

He's like one of those 'business supervillians' from the captain planet cartoon back in the day...

Hes also literally the inspiration for the villain character in like every 80s movie.

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u/Fenix42 13h ago

A lot of the popular imagery of a fat, incompetent buisness man has been based on Trump for a while. For example, Biff from Back To The Future 2 is basically just Trump.

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u/RoyBiggins 13h ago

Let us not forget that he is (shamefully, IMO, c’mon Obama, you could’ve gotten it done) the only president to have hosted Wrestlemania.

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u/AverageBrilliant4670 13h ago

He almost certainly doesn't drink alcohol, from all available knowledgeable and reliable accounts, likely because of his older brother's alcoholism and related death. But someone who worked directly with him on The Apprentice has publicly claimed he abused prescription stimulants, and tellingly that has not been removed/retracted nor the subject of the ubiquitous Trump lawsuit. That could be a fitting explanation for some of his behaviour. It's also hard to believe that someone like him in his circumstances and situations in the '80s and '90s would be a stranger to a certain well-known recreational illicit stimulant substance...

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u/Grandheretic 12h ago

Coke? I wouldn’t bet on him not ever having participated in occasional social use, especially in NYC in his 20’s- mid 30’s but his OCD and control issues imo are inconsistent with serious drug use, even recreational, rx or otherwise. He has utter disdain for people with addictions- it’s “weak” one of his favorite insults. My professional opinion: ADHD (severe), probably dyslexia as well, rapid cycling bipolar and two very obvious personality d/o’s- explain all of his behavior. No substance needed. Could have been rx’d Ritalin at some point but I don’t see much use even with that- not with his personality structure +family of origin dynamics. I think it’s just another false statement - but if somewhat legit, I’d bet he believes he golfs too much and gets “distracted by” beautiful women- I don’t think he’d ever say he was a sex addict though. He’d never label himself as an addict with anything- that’s too ego-dystonic. He could also be referring to being told he has a “bad temper” - by wives / ivanka. I could see that too- not that he believes it- FWIW, I think he’ll go down as being one of the most obviously mentally ill individuals to ever hold political office. He’ll live on in psych ed forever.

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u/ahlana1 8h ago

That disdain for other types of addicts is very common… among addicts. They like having another group to look down on - “yeah I drink too much but at least I don’t pop pills! Those guys are crazy!” Or “sure I snort coke but that’s no big deal, I’m not a dirty needle user!” Or “these pills are from a DOCTOR it’s not like I’m smoking meth!” And so on.

The addict does a lot of mental gymnastics to justify their particular type of use and minimize the shame of it.

Source: therapist who has worked in addiction treatment.

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u/Grandheretic 8h ago

A lack of insight is common among a wide spectrum of psychiatric conditions.

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u/SEmpls 7h ago

Yeah my buddy is addicted to fucking heroin and acts like alcoholics are scum of the earth. He even claims he's "sober" because he doesn't think it causes him to be impared or whatever.

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u/AverageBrilliant4670 11h ago edited 11h ago

As I alluded to prior, there's a 1st person report about him using stimulant medication, most commonly prescribed for ADHD. An ADHD diagnosis correlates a high chance for a non-prescribed psychotropic substance use. That diagnosis could have to do with his longtime propensity to say inappropriate things, like answering that what he had in common with his daughter was sex, or that if he'd date her if she wasn't his daughter. Stimulant abuse could account for him at 80 years old being up into the early hours of the morning making social media posts, having energy to do hours-long public speeches, and falling asleep in televised cabinet meetings and other events where his being as animated as at one his rallies would be unseemly.

Also, he's an inveterate hypocrite and immense narcissist and pathological liar, so other people relying on alcohol is bad, but if he were to do drugs it'd be fine as long as he could keep it covered up and maintain the fiction that he didn't need to use anything to be as amazing as he is.

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u/CryptidCuri0us 9h ago

Snorting adderall is why he constantly makes nose and mouth sounds like a suffocating pig. 

It’s got to have eaten away at his passageways over the years, given he was seen snorking it up way back on the set of The Apprentice (as stated by Noel Casler and corroborated by Tom Arnold).

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u/Impossible_Bedroom_2 11h ago

he is still using adderal..a most bigly stimulent....he snorts a few lines before addressing the nation to tell us how good we have it because gas prices are dropping and he's BUYING DIESEL FUEL from his handler, Vladmir Poopin. I think he Putin has something on him for trump to be licking his boots.

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u/Cador0223 10h ago

He had white chunks flying out of his nose at a rally, so coke checks out. Or crushed Adderall. 

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u/Used-Sun5726 13h ago

A day is coming when we will never have to hear his voice again.

And there was much rejoicing.

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u/Rusalka-rusalka 13h ago

Biden's term was such a blessed break from awareness of Trump and all his bullshit.

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u/DiscoQuebrado America 13h ago

Do his minstrels also get eaten?

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u/MJcorrieviewer 14h ago

That's putting it mildly.

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u/Careless-Internet-63 13h ago

I'll respect it if he resigns and seeks help

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u/New_pollution1086 4h ago

I got 99 problems and he is like 58 of them?

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u/you_know_i_be_poopin 3h ago

58 is way too low

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u/MakingPlansForSmeagl 3h ago

Its whatever 45+47 is

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u/raise-your-weapon Oregon 3h ago

92 which is much more in line with reality

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u/WillOfTheDeep 13h ago

I also have some very severe problems. For example: your entire cabinet, your very existence, the knowledge that the rule of law will never be the same again, the fact that I see your dumb orange mug everywhere I look, the list goes on and on.

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u/ReactsWithWords 10h ago

He's got 99 problems but a shred of decency ain't one.

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u/Outrageous_Space8083 Georgia 13h ago

Yeah, no shit and he’s making them all our problems.

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u/SlytherinEwok 1h ago

No shit, Sherlock 😒

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u/McG0788 13h ago

The understatement of the century

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u/Silly_Supermarket_21 13h ago

Is this his first truth or another lie.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 13h ago

Oh my god. He admit it!

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u/Boring-Research410 13h ago

Is dude bi-polar? "I was just having fun with the media, theyre wonderful people"

While also losing lawsuit after lawsuit for banning the media

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u/Zanos-Ixshlae 13h ago

Yeah, we know, dude.

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u/OrganizedChaos1979 Ohio 8h ago

Most truthful thing he's ever said in his entire life.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago

Yes, we know asshole

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u/agent_mick 13h ago

My favorite part is when the 3 dessicated brain cells he still has caught up with his mouth.

Do you think his handlers are just sitting off on the sidelines, arms crossed or covering their eyes with one hand, exasperated and exhausted? I like to think about that sometimes

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u/One-Permission-1811 13h ago

No they’re encouraging this because he draws the attention while they continue to enrich themselves and fuck over the American people. They don’t care what Trump does unless he fucks with that

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u/mittenknittin 13h ago

We saw that during Covid when he was blathering about the Deep State and Dr. Fauci was off on the sideline desperately trying not to blatantly facepalm.

It's been over six years and he's only gotten worse

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u/30mil 14h ago

Sounds like he's referring to his medical problems. We've only been told about minor problems. It would be nice to know what he's actually dealing with.

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u/Koolaidsman43 13h ago

70,000 he’s been mentioned on the files about the problems he’s caused for Minors

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u/ThaiTum 13h ago

The problems need to work faster.

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u/thissomeotherplace 13h ago

It's more that he is a severe problem.

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u/idiotzrul 13h ago

Reflection is good

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u/Knighth77 13h ago

Some severe problems? There's nothing good or right about him.

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u/DonaldTrumendous 13h ago

We know, jail time after impeachment

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u/From_Graves 13h ago

Stop making them ours , keep them between yourself, and Lucifer if you believe in such things.

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u/datingoverthirty 13h ago

Jake Tapper would masturbate to this quote if Biden ever said it

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u/iamliterallyonfire 9h ago

Yes we are well aware you fucking turd.

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u/lcdr_hairyass 8h ago

Other than he's Trump, he's also a heavily closeted gay man who lusts after younger men. He's also a known predator with no sense of consequence.

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u/Long-Emu-7870 4h ago

It's how he justified not taking care of his brother 

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u/TheOtherUprising Canada 14h ago

So within the context of that statement he is clearing talking about severe health problems. He was talking about issues people get from alcohol and drug addiction he said he doesn’t have to deal with that but has other severe problems.

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u/ohgoditsfullofstars 13h ago

Yes, we are aware.

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u/Own_Pollution285 13h ago

It's the first step in getting help.

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u/Patient_Wrongdoer_11 13h ago edited 5h ago

No shit- you disgusting, fat, greedy, rapist, racist, sexual predator, murdering, pedo, pure evil, Narcissistic son of a b****

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u/AngryVegetarian 12h ago

No shit! Both mental and physical. The only true shit coming out of his filthy mouth!

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u/DunAnOir 10h ago

Not severe enough, you detestable rancid fatberg.

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u/Evening_Race25 9h ago

I am starting to wonder if he may not be the healthiest president we have ever had. No, that is ridiculous his doctor said it out loud.

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u/CaLoDyN0228 6h ago

We know

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u/andrew7231 6h ago

President Vance incoming

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u/dcy123 5h ago

We have all noticed for about 15 years.

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u/thisalsomightbemine 5h ago

Absence of decency, morality, and empathy being of note 

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u/NotableorNot-able 4h ago

The guy who said he was glad the Reiner’s are dead” shouldn’t expect any sympathy, or any mourning when he kicks.

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u/MightyTaur 1h ago

Very severe mental problems, yes. Pedophilia, Dementia, Delusions of Grandure to name a few of many

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u/Vee_32 14h ago

We are all very well aware of this. You have serious mental problems, physical problems, and health problems. It doesn’t take a doctor to tell you this it’s blatantly obvious to the world.

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u/Companero_basurero 14h ago

You *are* the problem, Con Don. Or to be more precise, your parents were.

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u/NeedleworkerFlaky211 America 13h ago

He’s correct. Not having a brain is very severe.

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u/Honest-Reflection667 13h ago

Wow hes finally being honest

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 13h ago

You don’t say….

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u/Ok_Juice4449 13h ago

You certainly  do, buddy.  That's an understatement!

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u/oldbastardbob 13h ago

It appears to me his sycophant doctors are having a hard time weaning him off of Adderall.

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u/bobcat116 13h ago

Thoughts and prayers for the problems.

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u/atda 13h ago

Are they the slow painful type? 

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u/Malodoror 13h ago

They’re always the last to know, pedophiles.

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u/Smoking0311 13h ago

So do a lot of us thanks to you shithead

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u/Lysol3435 13h ago

We know. Hopefully the next congress can help fix the most direct source of those problems (you)

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u/LayeGull 13h ago

At this point the simulation is testing how far they can go before we wake up.

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u/DionFW Canada 13h ago

Yes.

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u/dblan9 13h ago

I would say most if not all people who rape children do.

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u/MillionToOneShotDoc 13h ago

He has some very severe health problems too.  Those are the ones we’re rooting for.

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u/OneSeaworthiness7768 12h ago

The World: we fucking know

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u/afeher 12h ago

And being modest or too caring ain’t one of them b

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u/NerdySongwriter 12h ago

That's putting it mildly

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u/RicksterA2 12h ago

Sadly he just 'teasing us' with his 'very severe problems'...

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u/SunshineBurn 12h ago

Yes. Yes you do.

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck 12h ago

"I have some very severe problems. The severest. Big men, very strong, come to me with tears in their eyes, and they tell me 'Sir, your problems are so severe. We've never seen anything like it.' Minor problems are fake news, many are saying."

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u/ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 12h ago

I finally agree with one thing that asshole said.

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u/Secret-Editor-2631 12h ago

Thanks to him so does the rest of the world

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u/ClockOld9204 11h ago

The world has a severe problem too. I'm not gonna point fingers but I sure like zelensyys answer to trumps diesel problem

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u/-THE_GOOCH 11h ago

please please please please please

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u/Sham_Unkindled 11h ago

raping children… we know

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u/Short_Hat_4232 10h ago

good.. croak already so the world can put that on the calendar and make it a world wide holiday.

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u/Less-Cap6996 10h ago

Death? Is it death??