r/pics • • 2h ago

Drove around looking at decorations and found this gem [OC]

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u/Bropira 2h ago

I know where this is! This house goes all out on political satire every Halloween, it's their thing. It's a bit much sometimes but it still amuses me. Was looking forward to seeing the decorations this year.

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u/Starfall0 1h ago

Our president rapes children, it's not to much whatever they have to say about that orange shitstain.

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u/LadiesWhoPunch 1h ago

I'd love to see any past displays if you've taken pictures.

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u/DukeOfGeek 24m ago

Also they forgot "treasonous" and a few other things. It's to be expected in such a long list though.

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u/purplemtnslayer 2h ago

While and pedophile rhyme quite nicely

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u/LadiesWhoPunch 1h ago

"After a while, pedophile!"

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u/Maleficent-Tea7150 1h ago

Would be a good sign for his last day in office

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u/Redmistseeker 2h ago

I dont know what they missed but I feel like that piece of shit is worse than the items currently listed on the sign. I will leave it alone because they listed 95% of his disgusting behavior and attributes. Fuck DJT

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 2h ago

"Mom what do those words mean?"

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u/dichotomousview 2h ago

Well in 2026 it means presidential….apparently…

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u/morerelativebacons 2h ago

"can we still get candy at this house?"

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u/alphuscorp 2h ago

Children love two things, Candy and long worded expressions of personal viewpoints of current political climates.

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u/whoesleisseththebear 1h ago

Nothing scary about any of those at all, right? Right.? I love my cookie cutter ghosts, ghouls, and zombies, ya know, the real world dangers we deal with every day. (That man owns nukes and I don't want to traumatize kids or anyone really with the real effects of that.)

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u/DarthWoo 2h ago

Could have also  put rapist in without the need for an allegedly qualifier.

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u/deromu 56m ago

An alleged pedophile but still an adjudicated rapist

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u/thatyousername 2h ago

Bald? Strange thing to call him out on. Nothing wrong with being bald.

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u/DonHarold 2h ago edited 2h ago

If it hurts his feelings it’s worth shouting at him.

Nothing wrong with being bald but if Trump thinks there is, I’m happy to call him bald.

Nothing wrong with having small hands or late-in-life incontinence either but I’m happy to call him a tiny handed pants shitting idiot any day

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u/Genesis13 2h ago

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u/TorchbeareroftheStar 2h ago edited 2h ago

But you don't get it! I support bald people, so even when I use 'bald' as an insult, it's okay cause it's against someone I don't like!

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u/Prior-Impress-2624 1h ago

Perfect example of how hate can blind you. I mean generally, not just this topic.

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u/bowserusc 1h ago

I keep seeing this silly concept pop up. It completely misses the point. The caption should read, "insecure people who think everything must be a covert insult about them."

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u/Lazerus42 3m ago

meh, not so sure on that... directly yes, but it's not intended for that person. I'm short, and roundish, without great strength in certain areas.

For sure i'm going to call drumpf a weak fat man that wears lifts in the heels of his shoes..

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u/Mergetvs 2h ago

It's because he pretends to not be bald. Or any of those other things. He thinks it's bad.

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u/hungrylens 2h ago

I'm going bald. No problem with it, but fuck that bald asshole.

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u/itsafuntime 42m ago

Bald statement

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u/SpaceCadetStumpy 1h ago

It's because he's trying to hide those features, making them pain points for him. People don't make fun of the Rock for being bald, since he doesn't hide it.

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u/PaulOwnzU 2h ago

It honestly probably hurts him more than being called a pedophile with how desperate he is to pretend to has a full head of hair

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u/anayalator39 47m ago

Cause if he catches wind he will try and get an even better thing of hair compared to that nest he has on his head now.

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u/Blandish06 2h ago

Also incontinent. All those, unfortunate people don't deserve their ailment to be a slur.

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u/TheDwiin 1h ago

I mean unfortunately, kinda like how moron and r(-slur that reddit really hates for some reason) have turned into insults, the euphemism treadmill will turn any form of that clinical term into a slur as well.

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u/Middle-Ticket8911 8m ago

An ableist slur. Which is kind of hypocritical given the other accusations in the picture. Not saying that I disagree with most of them, but it comes off as morally inconsistent.

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u/spmahn 1h ago

It’s also a strange thing to call him out for because he’s, uh, not bald. He may coif his hair in a rather strange combover sort of look, but he’s proven on many occasions that the hair on his head is his.

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u/dingus_authority 40m ago

Combovers exist to hide baldness. That's...what a combover does.

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u/RealFarknMcCoy 45m ago

It's almost as though you don't understand that male pattern baldness is a type of BALDNESS....

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u/xavPa-64 1h ago

The “my left hip is new” line kinda screws up the rhyming scheme lol

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u/B4llsDeep69 1h ago

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u/whoesleisseththebear 47m ago

Be a one-liner parrot with no context of complex and interconnected nuances our world provides? ... Got it. That's actually really easy. Its as easy as turning off all the lights inside that head of yours.

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u/n6mub 1h ago

This didn't go where I thought it was going... r/hadmeinthefirsthalf, r/unexpected...?

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u/Miserable_88 40m ago

This is glorious

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u/ducked 2m ago

What brand skeleton is that? I’ve been looking for one and that’s a nice one.

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u/RyanSaysThings 42m ago

I hate Trump, those who enable him, those who support him, and the ideology that births all of it. Obviously, I support this message.

But I also hate that he and it has permeated and infected every facet of life in 2026. We're going to let him taint Halloween, now?

It's all anyone talks about, and it's maddening. But it's also so important that you can't not talk about it. I'm not saying I'm innocent of the charge, but man, it is tiring.

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u/Bittererr 38m ago

A lot of people tried the "just let him fade into obscurity" thing after 2020 and it was a huge mistake.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 1h ago

What the fuck did bold people ever do to you??

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u/jess_the_werefox 1h ago

The crumpled up foil for a hip replacement really does it for me

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u/zberry7 2h ago

I generally admire the use of the 1st amendment but.. I don’t think kids will give a shit, just put the candy in the bag

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u/whoesleisseththebear 1h ago

Some of those words pertain to those kids and gets people thinking. Another comment read that they go all out usually with the satire before the new hip. Also to suggest that Halloween is for kids is just... idk I feel bad for you. Stick to the bit, not a stick in the mud. Get creative man. Make everyone think

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u/zberry7 1h ago

Or just put the candy in the bag Karen 😭 those aren’t your kids leave them alone

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u/LiluLay 51m ago

The message is for the parents, the candy is for the kids, and Halloween is an all ages experience.

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u/RealFarknMcCoy 43m ago

Or maybe - just maybe, let's hold pedophiles accountable. Because they sure AF are hurting kids.

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u/stormshadowfax 2h ago

Civil Disobedience

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u/Weary_Position_9591 2h ago

Fine, but kids don’t care about this shit when trick or treating

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u/archabaddon 2h ago

Exactly. God knows I'm no fan of Trump, but I would never use politics for a Halloween decoration. It disgusts me when my conservative neighbors do this, so why would I?

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u/KittenFace25 2h ago

Seriously. If that stuff takes up so much of your brain space, you should be in therapy. Imagine you had the surgery, you have to heal, you weren't able to do the decorating you normally do, but you have to make sure everyone hears your political rant! 🙄

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u/rsifti 1h ago

I would opt for therapy but my healthcare prices increased too much 😕

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u/TorchbeareroftheStar 1h ago

Imagine being a kid trick or treating with your parents and you see this 😭

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u/TorchbeareroftheStar 2h ago

This will definitely be a hit with the kids!

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u/Munga1992 2h ago

That’s really just weird…

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u/ManitouWakinyan 2h ago

It makes me think of one of my grandma's friends, who says she wakes up everyday, and the first thing she does is check if he's dead yet. It just sounds like an emphatically exhausting way to live. 

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u/DarthWoo 1h ago

Hardly. All you really need to do to check is pretty much open Reddit, or for those who still use them, just turn on a TV, like one would normally do in the morning. You'd know within moments. Otherwise, life does on as usual.

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u/ManitouWakinyan 1h ago

I'm not saying looking it up is exhausting, I'm saying always thinking about the guy is. I have a family, I have a life. I don't want the first thought of my every day to be about someone I hate.

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u/CressUsed4378 34m ago

So there is shadow and shading on everything except the sign. With no lights shining at the sign or reflecting off of it.

Generating a fake image just to stir the pot. I wonder what the sign actually was before getting a fake image placed on it.

I've never seen a group of people this obsessed with their leader before.

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u/APiousCultist 27m ago edited 21m ago

Given the sensor noise, imperfect border around the orange, and bright highlights on the frame, I imagine this is just the use of flash photography and fluorescent paper more than anything.

The shade of orange isn't consistent across the sign, so there's absolutely some directionality to the shading happening. Just subtle enough to not be immediately obvious.

Here's a contrast enhanced version (B&W or the colors would just clip to solid orange): https://ibb.co/m5k6fgG7 It shows pretty clearly that it really isn't uniformly lit.

If this is a fake, it's relatively sophisticated.

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u/anotherjuan 13m ago

I kind of assumed it was headlights. I think that explains like… everything.

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u/mildmanneredcannibal 21m ago

it looks more like lousy photoshop to me based on the consistent letters within the fonts. either way it’s not very well edited and this is clearly ragebait

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u/APiousCultist 32m ago

Man, America's kinda fucked. Like it's not like the sign is untrue. But do kids going round for candy really need to see big political billboards about how their country is lead by a child abuser?

"Here's some candy, and don't forget the most powerful man in the country wants to fuck you."

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 1h ago

Well okay then. Also it turns out this guy is a republican and he just fucking hates that his party is just now the Donald Trump circle jerk.

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 56m ago

Driving around? In this economy?

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u/GlitchyBarrel 46m ago

Ah yes, the classic ABCC rhyming scheme that all "roses are red" poems follow.

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u/Meiwakuthatisuzai 31m ago

Why'd bro throw in a fun fact 😭

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 31m ago

Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol.

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u/Competitive-Cry-6231 30m ago

😍😍😍

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u/Nice_Ad_8183 2h ago

It’s sad you have to contain “allegedly” in your cheeky Halloween sign in 2026.

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u/Tan_Man_92119 1h ago

Oh wow another Trump joke.

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u/RealFarknMcCoy 42m ago

Every MAGAt is responsible for this.

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u/whoesleisseththebear 1h ago

Oh wow, a new Watergate level scadal. I love being desensitized

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u/Opposite_Cold8616 2h ago

I have zero love for Trump but this just sounds like unhinged name calling

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u/Solius-Noctis 2h ago

Ugh. Can't just focus on Halloween can we?

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u/whoesleisseththebear 41m ago

We all wish we could just focus on Halloween. All of us. Yet here we are. Having to explain to each and every one of you. One by one. That things are scary outside the month of October. Like does the guy get a free pass this month because of the kids? He doesn't care, why should we?

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u/Solius-Noctis 28m ago

So what you're saying is people aren't allowed to enjoy Halloween because bad people exist. This is starting to sound like a weird cult. You know North Korea exists, people are suffering immensely over there. People are starving in Africa, children die everyday there, on top of slavery still being a thing on that continent. If Trump were gone would you enjoy life, or become a hypocrite by your own standards

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u/nefarious_angel_666 2h ago

I can't think of anything scarier than the pumpkin president

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u/Whaines 33m ago

It would be nice if that was possible, huh?

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u/beal_zebub27 1h ago

Therapy. They should seek it.

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u/Argenach 34m ago

Some people really do make politics their entire existence.

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u/anotherjuan 15m ago

Eh, it’s funny, learn to laugh.

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u/Van_Caspia 36m ago

Why the shots at bald people :(

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u/beefandbeer 59m ago

You forgot rapist

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u/Much-Exercise7814 35m ago

Rent free

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u/anotherjuan 12m ago

Guy runs the country and is in the news everyday.

Doesn’t this “rent free” line at this point just mean you don’t pay attention to anything or have like… friends?

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u/ryancrazy1 2h ago

That’s like, beyond rent free.

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u/ObjectiveElefant 55m ago

All this does is make this house look demented. One has nothing to do with the other. Let kids (and even adults) enjoy Halloween without being inundated with political crap. We should all be able to come up for air once in a while. This does literally nothing positive.

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u/leftleftpath 24m ago

Idk, I got a laugh out of it so that's one positive thing. Plus, it's not like people don't put out political flags and sides on their yards outside of Halloween. Trump is like the ultimate monster now, anyway, so it fits the spookiness of Halloween.