The president was in the middle of his deposition ordered by a Florida judge on his lawsuit suing the BBC for telling the truth. The following is how the deposition has gone so far:

Court Reporter: Raise your right hand.

Court reporter: Your right hand sir. Good, it only took you two tries. Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Trump: Todd, why are we here?

Todd Blanche: We are here because you sued the BBC for telling the truth.

Trump: Well, if the president says it, it must be true.

Blanche: That was Nixon’s argument.

Trump: And how did that work for him.

Blanche: He resigned. He didn’t have a Supreme Court ruling granting presidents immunity for their official acts.

Trump: So you are saying the Supreme Court can decide what’s true?

Blanche: No, Mr. President. Just what you are allowed to get away with.

Trump: Todd, if I say something often enough,people believe it. So eventually, it becomes the truth.

Blanche: No sir, that’s repetition, not truth.

Trump: But Todd, I told the truth.

Blanch: Yes, Mr. President. Your Truth.

Court Reporter. For the record, the witness has declined to distinguish his beliefs from the facts.