r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • Jul 27 '26

[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.

1.3k Upvotes

Hello posters.

I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.

For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.

It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.

Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.

Thanks!

edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.

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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 19h ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 I can't decide if this aged like fine wine or rotten sour cream

81 Upvotes

Context: “Just a Prince Who Can't Say No” is a song from Spitting Image that pokes fun at then-Prince Andrew's sexual escapades.

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 2d ago

tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ In honour of Russel Brand’s sex pest trial starting, let’s remember this moment when Piers Morgan shut the f up for 2 minutes and it resulted in the best moment of his entire career 🙏

1.4k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Insert--User--Name • 2d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 has Keir Starmer stunt double got a new job?

656 Upvotes

Keir Starmer stunt double spotted?has

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r/okmatewanker • u/Conked-Out • 2d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Drew some Barrys

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207 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Please rise for the Essex Anthem

68 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/StoovenMcStoovenson • 3d ago

Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Too soon mate, too soon

95 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 4d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 And this is why it's worth keeping the TV license

910 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Arepa-Arepa • 3d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Can’t believe Ainsley did it 😢

52 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/FatCunth • 4d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 You call it art, I call it life

529 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 3d ago

Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Just what the fuck was this cunts problem

52 Upvotes

I blame andy burnham

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 4d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 This post is for autistic only

64 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 4d ago

🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Tips needed

25 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/SilanggubanRedditor • 4d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Andy Andy Save me Andy

283 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/TMCorn • 4d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 worth 10 marks

202 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 6d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 XD

1.2k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/trebor67 • 7d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 A lot to unpack here

315 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 13d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Crying in the club rn

1.1k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/orangebromeliad • 13d ago

Least Insane Caller On LBC 📞😡🚣🏾🚣🏾🚣🏾 I forgot she existed, and further forgot that she wrote this

205 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 14d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Live every day with the confidence of the Restore losers canvassing Holborn & St Pancras atm. Never let anyone tell you that your goals are too delusional. Believe in yourself like this fucking guy.

480 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/flopsychops • 15d ago

‘mercian🇲🇾🇱🇷🇲🇾🗽🍔🌭🏫🔫 I for one welcome our new overlord Lenny Henry

2.6k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 15d ago

🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Torpedoed his marriage behind a Greggs

97 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/True_Adventures • 16d ago

The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos He's bouncing back

710 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 16d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Justified

738 Upvotes

👏

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r/okmatewanker • u/Bernardmark • 16d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Wait, it's all Keir Starmer??

139 Upvotes

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